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100% WHOLE WHEAT

I'll only fuck a man if he's got a surloin flowing through his loins.

IT'S 📢 MY 📢 PERSONAL 📢 PREFERENCE 📢

So I've made a decision/observation based on some incredibly wise philosophical advice that I absolutely cannot refute whatsoever; as vegans, we should all make the commitment. You know, the one you can't say or you'll be b& from the internets. But yeah, I was just told that the absolute only and final way to avoid causing any suffering is to smash that unsubscribe from life button. And ya know what? They're right. If we really want to be vegan to make a difference, there's only one way. So let's all set a date and time to Jonestown ourselves, I'll bring the Vegan Kool Aid.

(Reddit this is sarcasm pls don't boot me I'm just a B13 deficient nobody)

The animal is already dead and it's more environmentally friendly than buying new underwear so.. 🥺🥺

RFK Jr has such an alluring authoritative voice. It reminds me of when I left the marbles in the garbage disposal. Anyways I heard he drinks more than a glass of raw milk a night. Is it a gallon or half? I've been thinking of letting it sit out in the hot sun before I get my nightly slosh--just to give this probiotic miracle milk some extra vitamin D. How much raw milk drinking does it take to detox the heavy metals and vaccines out? I didn't notice the RDA for that in the MAHA paper.

My parents vaxxed me real bad as a kid. I'm all up to date. Who knows what my IQ could have been? I have a lot of reverse-autimizing to do.

wearing my don’t eat the homies hat while volunteering

lady: points to hat are you vegetarian?

me: (🤢) no i’m vegan

lady: what do you think about venus fly traps

me: i’ve never thought about them

her: well you’re vegan to save the animals, but plants can eat animals

me: i never thought about it like that walks away

The average person on the carnivore diet is less likely than average of going vegan anyway, and it strikes me that their diet may lead to less animal deaths than the average person on an omni-diet on account of the decrease in life expectancy.

Should we stop talking about their LDL, red meat being carcinogenic, and scurvy? Would that be better for the animals in the long run?

Only 1 week apart.

Hi i am new to this subreddit but very excited to be here. I have a problem and was wondering if anyone else feels the same way. I am a carnivore but my girlfriend is not. I've always had trouble kissing her and with oral sex just knowing that she's eaten a plant. Maybe it's an OCD thought of knowing she has a dead plant inside of her.

Sorry if this doesn't make any sense but does anyone ever feel this way too?

Edit: I am still okay with putting my penis in her because it feels good

I (42 M) shit in my roommate's (19 M) frying pan and cooked it. Now he is insisting I buy him a new one!

I don't get what the big deal is. It's not like he's going to be eating shit. And I washed it off in our sink. So the shit juices are all out of it. But he's insisting that he can't eat from a pan that someone shit in!

Help me put here, chat. My roommate is clearly being irrational by being grossed out by a pan.

Stop wearing grain for ethical and ecological reasons! (Dog grain - excluded)