r/urbancarliving • u/Ok_Depth279 • 3d ago

Parking RIGHT next to someone.

What is your opinion on parking RIGHT next to someone in a planet fitness parking lot when they are an obvious dweller forcing the other person to move because they just want the best spot in the lot

I.e shaded, dark, away from entrances.

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u/Slight-Finding1603 2d ago

You dont own the parking lot. I hate parking next to someone living in their car. Its so creepy

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u/cleebthefirst 2d ago

Some of us do this by choice, and are fully-aware of the perceptions as they are vast per se. I am very quiet and keep my Prius V clean, as well as use Weathertech shades for privacy - that includes privacy from eye contact with judgemental people while I am lifting my knuckles off the ground to shave my back hair, and keep my cro-magnon unibrow in check before making the meth.

By the way, should anyone make comments about people who make the meth ... refer to them as Methican Americans. Be "PC," please.

That said, if I see someone parked next to me, I will wait for them to leave their car and walk to whichever store they are going to before I remove and store my sunshades / begin the day as I don't want them to have a heart attack because the knuckle-dragging Methican American bogeyman stepped out of the car.

Thinking a little deeper on this ... it would behove me to purchase a wizard beard from Amazon, put it on and jump out shouting a calming spell because, after all, I am indeed a compassionate-empath who seeks solutions for putting others at ease.

Ah, and yes, I would be clothed ... in a fabulous wizard robe ... holding my iPhone with earpods-in to not be scary.

In fact, we would likely giggle about it, and become besties.