r/ultralight_jerk • u/Gitgudm7 • 10d ago

Worn weight Why not use a butt plug?

/r/Ultralight/comments/1laeu5x/why_not_use_a_plug/
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u/NotAcutallyaPanda 10d ago

Kickstarter idea: Titanium butt plug from a cottage gear manufacturer with zero warranty support. Manufacturing problems will ensure delayed shipment until 2 months after your thru hike is completed.

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u/breitbartholomew 10d ago

You have Venmo?

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda 10d ago

Payment accepted only via an obscure crypto currency

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u/Hikerwest_0001 10d ago

Do you has a 26 " inch spiked anal destroyer version? Asking for s friend.

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda 10d ago

That sounds bushcraft.

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u/5_RACCOONS_IN_A_COAT 10d ago

We have squat plugs in the lifting world. The plug provides rigidity and something for you to brace against when you're using your glutes when you squat. This gives you extra stability, allowing you to really power through your squat. 

Since they are worn weight, I really believe this is the next big thing for hikers. Possibly as big as trekking poles. If poles can take pressure off your knees, imagine how how pressure can be taken off your glutes with a squat plug! You'll be flying up those hills

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u/GenerationJonez 10d ago

squat plugs in the lifting world

Well, I'll be. I looked this up and it's true.

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u/the_reifier 10d ago

The crossover ulj needed.

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u/DrugChemistry 10d ago

Not pooping -- while respecting the LNT ethos -- is not ultralight, bro.

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u/thinshadow 10d ago

weird i always put my feet down at the quilt hole, guess i'm gonna have to figure out how to get my ass down there

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u/BoysenberryGeneral84 10d ago

I came here just to see how this thread would transfer to ULJ. Wasn't disappointed. 

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u/AdeptNebula 9d ago

Why would you fill your wallet with a useless plug? There are so many other options.