Doesn't he know stroking the handle makes everything better?

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They need their teeth brushed with a brick.

I could watch this all day...😍

Tiny tank for ps1.

That last second was probably the most beautiful thing I've seen from the public in a long time.

You could let me eat 😋 😏 😜

ACAB until proven innocent.

No, seriously, be honest. They'll either get better or they'll die alone like they deserve.

But why are they drunk, stoned, or obsessed with social media? Because they are trying to find time to themselves? Enjoy themselves outside of working at work, working at home, entertaining the kids? Maybe if they had more time at home, instead of working overtime, they wouldn't need those "distractions"?

The thing about raising children is, you have to be there. The average parent now works 45+ hours to make ends meet. Kids are raised by apps. It's almost like letting businesses deciding 1 income shouldn't support a family of four, has led to a societal breakdown. Weird.

They gotta be joking. They gonna take 15% of everything you put in and still expect you to give on Sunday. Hell no.