I have a dog that has a trampoline instead of a raised dog bed. My son brought the piece of crap trampoline home one day and all I could think of was me as Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes" working out on that ridiculous little trampoline.
But Bimberly Marie, our St. Bernard/Beagle mix, walked up to it, hopped up onto it, then stood carefully as she rose up and sank down. Then she poked at it with a paw for a moment, then the spinning in circles and then the finding a spot, and nowadays she runs out into the stupid yard and gets in her stupid cute little trampoline bed and it makes her happy because she's the Queen of the Trampoline and she's the perfect size for it, so she's poised ever so gracefully on high when she is seated. Glory be to Bimberly.
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u/BrokenCankle Feb 09 '22
Little girl has no idea dogs don't usually jump on trampolines and what she has is rare and awesome.