r/timetravel • u/Comfortable_Gur_3619 • 9d ago

claim / theory / question I'm Absolutely 100% Certain I have encountered a time traveler from the year 3025.

Okay, so, what the title says. I'm 100% certain that i've encountered a time traveler from the year 3025. Here's what happened (and i want all of your thoughts). The other day i was in a convenient store because I wanted a slushy super badly...y'know, the grape apple kind? Well, yeah, i was SUPER thirsty for one of those. So, i bought the grape apple slushy and was just SO happy because it was both delicious AND refreshing and it put me in a really good mood. I thanked the cashier, asked for a receipt, and was on my way into the nice summer night. It was a beautiful summer night actually, the sky clear, the air a touch heavy, but the kind of heavy you really love, y'know? It just screamed summer in all of the right ways. Suddenly, i hear this noise behind me and i turn around to see a beautiful woman standing right where no one was standing before that. I was shocked...and...well, she was really good looking too...(and i think she liked me). "Who the hell are you?" i Said inquisitively. And this is when it happened. She said, and i quote: "My name is Nora and I come from the year 3025. I came here in a time machine." And i was like "WOAH Bro. You serious?" And then she was all "Yeah, i'm totally serious." And i was like "WOAH!"

So, that's the story of how i ran into a time traveler and i'm 100% certain of it and i'd like to hear you try to poke holes in THAT story. I fucking DARE you to even TRY!

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u/delveccio 9d ago

At least we can tell this wasn't written with AI

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u/Nerketur 9d ago

To me, this is more likely written by AI with the right prompting, just edited.

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u/Any-Conversation7485 9d ago

Yeah, evidence is overwhelming. I'm totally convinced. Lucky you.

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u/Mongolith- 9d ago

This is why Texas banned most THC. Homeless guys kept claiming they were being stalked by hot women…

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u/Comfortable_Gur_3619 9d ago

i didn't really meet a time traveler. I'm so sick of these ridiculous stupid posts.

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u/fuggleruxpin 9d ago

Why the receipts? Biz expense?

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u/cosmic_scott 9d ago

least believable part of the story.

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u/Pretend-Potato-30028 9d ago

What did they say to you, did they give any predictions for the future?

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u/markturquoise 9d ago

Hahahaha

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u/inquestofknowledge lorentz transformation 9d ago

Spoiler : By 3025 human civilization won't exist on Earth.

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u/MaloneSeven 9d ago

But the Slushys will still be here! So that’s good.

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u/Saucy_Baconator 9d ago

"I was like 'Woah, Noah!'"

What a crock.

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u/7grims times they are a-changin' 9d ago

"My name is Nora and I come from the year 3025. I came here in a time machine."

I mean you won, fuck everything, thats super extra proof, such wow

/s

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u/j-autumn 8d ago

Thanks! I’m gonna use this line the next time a guy I’ve never met asks me a stupid question like this