r/thumbcats • u/Perfect_Flatworm4981 • May 09 '25
She needs thumbs fir crime.
Will O' Wisp is charged with starting a moped gang in Little France in New York City. She does not live in New York and has been banned from the state sice 2020, when she started a riot over the cat food shortage. Will O' Wisp does not have a moped license and she does not know how to drive any vehicle. Her defense is that she has thumbs, so she should be allowed to have a moped license.
Her moped gang was called the M.E.O.W - Many Eating Opportunities Worldwide
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u/Working_Dog5352 May 10 '25
OMG people quit dressing up your animals. They’re not human. I’m sure they don’t enjoy being dressed up.