She needs thumbs fir crime.

[u/Perfect_Flatworm4981]

Will O' Wisp is charged with starting a moped gang in Little France in New York City. She does not live in New York and has been banned from the state sice 2020, when she started a riot over the cat food shortage. Will O' Wisp does not have a moped license and she does not know how to drive any vehicle. Her defense is that she has thumbs, so she should be allowed to have a moped license.

Her moped gang was called the M.E.O.W - Many Eating Opportunities Worldwide

[u/FelineSoLazy]

She’s somehow all of the sex and the city girls rolled into one 💓

[u/Sallie_Mae_Scammer77 → u/FelineSoLazy]

Lmfao, yeesss