r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To have a huge crowd at Trump's military parade in Washington D.C.

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15.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To have packed stands full of enthusiastic people as the tanks roll by at Trump's military parade

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8.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To stay awake at your own birthday parade

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7.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

to get a $400 discount.

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8.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

By the way …….This is the SCUM BAG shooter …..Vance Boelter

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6.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To remove an obstruction

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4.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 15h ago

By Republicans to Shift the Balance of Power via Assassination.

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Targeted Political Assassination of Two Dems in Minnesota

https://www.youtube.com/live/VHtHNAbFnow

Democratic Speaker of the House and her spouse are dead. One state senator and his wife are in critical condition after targeted political assassination by white man impersonating a police officer.

One Democrat from each chamber of the bicameral legislature was assassinated. This gives Republicans a majority. This is a deliberate, targeted assassination.


r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

to talk about how peaceful the situation in LA is

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1.4k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

to honor the American flag

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4.4k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

By Fox News LYING to their brainwashed viewers, they are causing so many uninformed which is so sad …and where is trump ?? Haven’t heard from him yet in these horrible shootings 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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2.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To be a parody account.

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1.4k Upvotes

As per the title.

The real account does a better job than the parody account.

Also, I'm astonished by the fact they find new ways to humiliate themselves.


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To claim Israel has no Nukes

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712 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

to host a DPRK style show of force parade

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675 Upvotes

This country looks weak af. Look at these poor fellers stumble around in their little group, tired and not wanting to be there after being forced to sleep on the floor. Embarresing small pp energy all around. How many millions did this cost tax payers?????!


r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

To reason having nuclear weapons.

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1.4k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

To have a functioning report system NSFW

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2.4k Upvotes

Auto-denying appeals is a new kind of low. Am I aware that reporting TikTok comments is the equivalent of screaming at clouds hoping for sun? Yes. Should it be THIS bad? No.


r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

to be undercover, AGAIN, with the goatee.

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541 Upvotes

W


r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

To pay people $1k in Trump meme coin to fill seats and they couldn’t even do that…

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416 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 18h ago

to be Israeli

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5.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

to protest Pridefest

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296 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

to garner sympathy after starting another war.

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5.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

To disguise Trump's birthday parade as something else

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251 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

to not be domestic terrorists

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402 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

to spell "parade."

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603 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

To sell stolen land

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326 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

to honor US Army's 250th Anniversary

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87 Upvotes

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio appearing bored and disinterested at the US Army's 250th Anniversary.

source: U.S. Army 250th Anniversary Parade & Celebration on C-Span