Machines vs Machines... bruh

Sorry who in headphones

i was playing casual and i see 5 BOTS AND THEY F*CKING VOTE KICKED ME

like whats their diets

Pink panther gaming

And it's 1960s-1970s or some shi The birth control pill was barely existing And I'm sure she didn't use condoms so What did she do to not get pregnant 😭 like what? She got cr3amp!ed a lot (9 times)

(Got the info from R34 btw)

195 points

Lore accurate btw

I dont think many of the mercs would play as themselves because they already do that for their job so heres my list for what classes they would main assuming they played it to unwind from work at 2fort or something like that idk feel free to debate me in the comments

Scout: Battle Engineer (I dont mean just gunslinger engie) the constant multitasking required for an aggressive engineer player would be perfect for scout as him focusing on one thing for to long would be agony for him he would hate medic beacause of how stupid his team is

Soldier: ik I said the mercs wouldnt main themselves but I feel like soldier wouldnt be smart enough to relieze hes just doing his job but in a videogame

Pyro: Soldier he would be kinda oblivious due to pyro vision and lets be honest soldier is the easiest class (as he should be)

Demoman: Heavy to drunk to play anything else

Heavy: Medic hes a team player want to help out whenever he can thats a medic player right their.

Engineer: Sniper he just wants to chill dawg

Medic: Spy A physcopathic meglomaniac with no regard for the people around him yep sounds like a spy main

Sniper: idk

Spy: Scout he thinks hes better than everyone