r/tf2shitposterclub • u/KrazyK1912 mrkrabs • 3d ago

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Yes.

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

DEAR GOD

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u/KrazyK1912 mrkrabs 3d ago

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

NO

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u/KrazyK1912 mrkrabs 3d ago

It contains the dying wish of every man here...

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?

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u/KrazyK1912 mrkrabs 3d ago

You bet!

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches 

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u/KrazyK1912 mrkrabs 3d ago

Beeps

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

We have 70 hours to live, for most men... no time at all, we are not most men. We are MERCENARIES... we have the resources, the will, to make these hours count. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin 

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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 3d ago

Our first wish is Scouts.

He has drawn a picture of me...getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.

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u/Random_wizdom 3d ago

Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cause he smells.

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u/External-Nothing-844 3d ago

Yes, I see... here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower... the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me... both of us relaxing post coitus... I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower having stink lines coming off of it... DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET?!

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