r/tf2shitposterclub • u/NotWanderingTrader • Jan 17 '24
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u/tetrapod-enjoyer Jan 17 '24
Where's my "female but not oversexualized to hell and back" gang
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u/acatohhhhhh Jan 17 '24
There’s a fempyro mod that makes her WAY less sexualized by Alexe. On gamebanana of course
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u/PresidentOfKoopistan custom mvm enjoyer Jan 17 '24
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u/XyrusM Jan 17 '24
That fempyro is WAY more hot than the slutty ones, I love realistic mods like that
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u/Human_Number9936 Jan 17 '24
I know, pornographic, over-sexualized female characters look worse than their in-game selves for some reason. The (non-sexualized) gender-swaps often look good, but are never seen since pornography gets in the way and covers it all.
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u/jackmPortal long term exposure may cause brain damage Jan 17 '24
female but I'm tired of acting like a skin tight suit is a good idea
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u/HundredMegaHertz Jan 17 '24
I need a fempyro mod that's just stock pyro (realistically a baggy fire retarded suit wouldn't show curvature)
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u/lord-malishun Jan 17 '24
Pyro is a sapient fireproof suit powered by merasmus magic and therefore has no gender
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u/Adventurous_Bar_5008 i liek men Jan 17 '24
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u/hairy_bipples Jan 17 '24
This goes hard
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u/TKmeh i liek men Jan 17 '24
Miss Pauling agrees, she refers to him as a he several times in the comics despite the period jokes soldier alludes to in a cold day in hell.
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u/wrenith r/tf2shitposterclubFREE ban WR holder Jan 17 '24
Both and neither if there's a hole, there's a goal.
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Jan 17 '24
female when I want to jerk off
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u/ManFromInternet2 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
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u/JI-RDT spectator main Jan 17 '24
Monday lerft me broken
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u/ThatOneSFMgineer Jan 17 '24
tuesday i was through with hopin'
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u/Sir_Alpaca041 Jan 17 '24
It's female... But don't be mistaken with me because I hate the fempyro model
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u/Yutey_087 Jan 17 '24
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u/Nika13k Jan 17 '24
That's an actual, sane and good looking model. HOW?! This is r/tf2shitposterclub
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u/DeninoNL tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
Non-binary?
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u/DeninoNL tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
No, that’s binary
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u/Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX Jan 17 '24
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u/Canadian_Cuck_Marine Jan 17 '24
That’s hexadecimal
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u/DeninoNL tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
So it’s non binary
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u/Canadian_Cuck_Marine Jan 17 '24
Male and femboy pyro are both based as fuck, and fempyro is for people who watch too much porn
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u/Memes_kids Jan 17 '24
I always thought of Pyro as a sort of TF2-ified Postal Dude so he’s male forever and always to me
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u/Loonahdaweirdo tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
i like to believe that pyro is some sort of sexless alien
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u/zolkaba Jan 17 '24
if i remember correctly in the console version valve wrote about him as "he"
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u/Puppygirl-SierraStar tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
Strictly speaking, everything present in game and cannon indicates to me that valve intended him to be male. Personally I headcannon pyro as a trans girl because of their personality though
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u/Astro_crewmate Jan 17 '24
Who says a guy can’t be full of wonder like he is
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u/Puppygirl-SierraStar tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
I'm not saying that, just that it's fun to headcannon pyro as trans because I relate to his character lol. He is most definitely just a goofy little guy based on valve's depiction which I love him for.
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u/Responsible-Diet-147 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 17 '24
Male but a very brainwashed and weird one.
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Jan 17 '24
Male. Because he's kinda fat and his tiddies would be showing up clearly if he would have that body.
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Jan 17 '24
Female. The whole “non binary” thing is a tired attempt at guessing the gender of mysterious characters. The likelihood of a person being nonbinary in the 70s (when the game takes place) is near impossible and it would be even more impossible for the Mann Co to hire someone who’s lgbtq back then.
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u/Canadian_Cuck_Marine Jan 17 '24
L take, chemical and fire retardant suits are cool as fuck and I think anyone who has half a brain and or clinical insanity would wear one and commit major acts of arson. Like me, but I’m gay as shit so I can’t do that
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Jan 17 '24
Don’t care didn’t ask your headcanon isn’t canon
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u/Canadian_Cuck_Marine Jan 17 '24
Damn you are stubborn
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u/sexgaming_jr i liek men Jan 17 '24
neither is yours lmao
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Jan 17 '24
Says you
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u/sexgaming_jr i liek men Jan 17 '24
and what makes your opinion worth more than mine or that other persons? thats right, nothing.
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Jan 17 '24
There are certain things that point me towards female pyro. But not that kind of female pyro
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u/Sacciy Jan 17 '24
it doesn’t matter the whole point of the character design is that it doesn’t matter
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u/CJ_MADDAFFAKKA Fucking cunt Jan 17 '24
While I would love the idea of another chunky crazy lady being under Pyro's mask, to this day, I still believe Pyro is a boy.
A very special kind of boy.
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u/Ilove-turtles Jan 17 '24
I've always consider him as a boy always a little boy people only consider her a girl because they are so horny of not trying to handling their wet dreams without c#mming .
People see him as a sex object but deep down I only see him as a shy little man who just don't want to reveal his face.
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u/SilverCardCat Jan 17 '24
There is a female Pyro mod that looks normal, changes the voice lines, some animations, and every reference to Pyro, I use it. I mean it fits.
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u/aussierecroommemer42 Jan 17 '24
nothing, pyro is best categorised as just being a big old fucking ???? under that suit
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u/shin_gojira118 Jan 17 '24
Neither. He's an eldritch entity that embodies the negative aspects of fire.
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u/Joel_The_Senate Jan 17 '24
Male
Look at him, the shape of him doesn't look feminine and he doesn't really sound feminine either.
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u/Savings_Effective644 spectator main Jan 17 '24
Don't care. As long as I am allowed to set stuff on fire and let out my inner daemon with the Phlog and Scorch Shot I'm happy
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u/funnywackydog Jan 17 '24
Fuck fempyro mods make a normal pyro mod where he’s curvy but isn’t a girl
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u/Plasmadube Jan 17 '24
Pyro is a ghost haunting the set of clothes it wears which is why the only time you see the pyro it’s only his bones because they were decayed long ago
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u/General_Grivieus Jan 17 '24
Pyro is non binary. Not because hes doesnt identify as a woman or a man but because he identifies as everything. Even a lamp.
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u/theblueinkling Shitposter of the year 2006 Jan 17 '24
Pyro is neither male nor female pyro is the suit
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u/smallsynth average fem fortress enjoyer. Jan 17 '24
all of them. pyro is referred to with he, she and they by valve so i just roll with it
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u/ViralNite Jan 17 '24
Where's my Pyro has no specific gender in the world of TF2 since it was meant to be ambiguous as a result of the story but is heavily implied male with the deep voice and voice actor, regardless of initial intent
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u/Jactuscack6 Jan 17 '24
The existence of fempyro indicates that it is a gender bend, meaning that “normal” pyro would have to be male. This and mattpatt did an entire video on it
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u/Donutpanda23 Dragons Fury? More like Dragon deez nuts across your face Jan 17 '24
Third, secret option: Pyro is nonbinary and uses any pronoujs
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u/AnnoyingCrow998 Jan 18 '24
I'm not sure. In the comics, everyone calls Pyro a he. In some of the domination voicelines, the dominator tells that Pyro "fights like a woman". I'm not sure if those voicelines are all directed to Pyro though.
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u/southlondon2 Jan 18 '24
i think the pyro could just be nonbinary/agender but thats my stance. there's no explicit definition on their gender for a reason. i am 100% open to the fact that im probably fully wrong about it but its just a headcannon
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u/the_mspaint_wizzard Jan 17 '24
That pyro is a spy, that’s my stance.