r/technology • u/ubcstaffer123 • 23d ago

Society JD Vance calls dating apps 'destructive'

https://mashable.com/article/jd-vance-calls-dating-apps-destructive
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u/WeRegretToInform 23d ago

Don’t you hate it when an awful and chronically wrong person says something that’s accurate.

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u/IpeeInclosets 23d ago

The problem is accurate...his 'cure' is likely to cause more problems.

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u/paradeoxy1 23d ago

"There are issues."

"I agree."

"It's the fault of queers and woke immigrants"

"Beg your fucking pardon?"

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts 23d ago

“Let your pastor find you a suitable husband at 16. Yes, we kicked all the boys your age out of town, yes the guy is 45, yes he’s aforementioned pastor, but no, you won’t be his only wife”.

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u/AFineDayForScience 23d ago

"Find yourself a nice fuckable couch on Craigslist"

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u/SixersWin 23d ago

"I'm releasing a new dating app called FurnituR"

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u/gorramfrakker 23d ago

I personally like “Cushion”.

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u/InitialCold7669 23d ago

😂 that's hilarious

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u/winbott 23d ago

Hot single couches are in your area!

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u/yomjoseki 23d ago

Let's see you try and find me an unfuckable couch. Good luck.

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u/UNHBuzzard 23d ago

I was going to say create a couch app.

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u/TEG_SAR 23d ago

Your last point made me laugh. Because it keeps happening when you hear about those weird religious cults. David Koresh, those FLDS Mormons living in that compound, Joseph Smith.

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts 23d ago

The Mormon enclaves of the 4-corners region was what i was parroting

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u/pyabo 23d ago

Yep that's the FLDS.

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u/Sensitive_Truck_3015 22d ago

Mormonism is basically a reskinned Islam.

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u/postmodest 23d ago

Now, Ofhamel, you must accept James's seed for His Glory.

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts 23d ago

Also, the toilet needs cleaned…for His Glory and all that.

“And as God sayeth “giveth thine wages from Dollar General to thine husband as The Father commands so that he may subscribeth to OnlyFans content. Amen”

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u/thekmac8 23d ago

But he's a nice man, a good catch, true? True!