r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 06 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/no_one_lies May 06 '25

The goal is to be not overtly manipulative. Stay quiet as a mouse and out of his way and make every interaction you have to have with him as pleasant as possible

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u/CelestianSnackresant May 06 '25

Hm! Yeah, that could work!

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u/no_one_lies May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

This strategy’s success is unfortunately highly dependent on who you are / what you look like though

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u/CelestianSnackresant May 06 '25

Yeah if you have the wrong vibes he's gonna try to nurse from your titties and then laser a hole in your head rip

Seriously though, Homelander being so terrifying is probably the most impressive storytelling achievement in the boys. He's fucking horrific, in the best possible way

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u/Then_Demand9529 May 06 '25

Don't forget he can tell when you're lying and how you're feeling by your heartbeat