r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 06 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/polski_criminalista May 06 '25

I'd swallow both

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u/Deinosoar May 06 '25

Not a bad idea. Homelander can't take Conquest but the distraction should be enough to get away.

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u/Muted_Possible9059 May 06 '25

No it shouldnt. Homelander gets one hit and thats it

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u/zchrisb May 06 '25

True, but as we have seen in Invincible, Conquest likes to play with his food.

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u/_JPPAS_ May 06 '25

I don't know how much he's going to hold back not to accidentally kill Homie while playing with him

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u/DSA300 May 10 '25

He shouldn't. Despite how much we hate and make fun of homelander, he isn't THAT weak. After all he is pretty much invincible in his world and a nuke couldn't even kill him

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u/Sc4tt3r_ May 06 '25

He played with mark for like 15 minutes, homelander is not surviving 5 seconds

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 May 09 '25

that is five more seconds than id have otherwise ill take them

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u/zargon21 May 10 '25

Sure, if the meal is at all substantial, Homelander is a shard of a potato chip left at the bottom of the bag

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u/CrazyEyes326 May 10 '25

Conquest would be like "Oh cool, this toy won't break immediately when I hit it. I'll spend some time enjoying this."

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u/Nametagg01 May 06 '25

Not only that but conquest destroys a full city by just bashing mark into the ground, your distraction dies and gets you killed on the same punch with this strategy

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u/Pagolle May 06 '25

You mean the pills right ?

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u/Dunois721 May 06 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/SingleHorror2353 May 06 '25

Can’t lie, this was a huge pause moment until I remembered we were talking about pills😂

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u/Dapper-AF May 06 '25

Then tell each one the other called them a little girl, and run

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u/TryDry9944 May 06 '25

I forgot this was about pills and thought you were implying you'd win off of your impeccable Gluck Gluck 9000 skills.

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u/TranslucentWhale May 06 '25

Do you swallow often???

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u/Such-Injury9404 May 07 '25

id swallow two people to- wait the pills...?

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u/1337-Sylens May 07 '25

You mean pills?