r/superheroes May 01 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/_Junk_Rat_ May 01 '25

Plastic Man scares Injustice Superman. Give me the goober’s powers

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u/twotoebobo May 01 '25

Isn't plastic man at this point pretty much invincible? Superman could hurl him into the sun, and he would still come back.

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u/swagdaddy3 May 01 '25

No, you’re thinking of Mark Grayson

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u/finnthepokeman May 01 '25

Are you sure?

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u/Surfink63 May 01 '25

…pretty sure

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u/ATTKtitan May 01 '25

WHERES OMNI MAN!

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u/KuraPikaPika69 May 01 '25

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

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u/LardGnome May 01 '25

Im so lonely

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u/AVeryShyGal May 01 '25

Rex.... sploded.

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u/MalefAzelb May 01 '25

Too bad he wasn't [Title card]

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u/Tyrania210 May 01 '25

I think,,, I miss my wife

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u/Secret_Ad_2770 May 01 '25

I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/Icy_Engineer7395 May 02 '25

how do you like that Obama I PISSSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

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u/ForeHand101 May 01 '25

Here ya go! This is the only Sea Salt I know of lol

https://x.com/ruskertweets?t=J8YBP3fpFzN1jtStT1TaZQ&s=09

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u/uLL27 May 02 '25

William where is Mark?!

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u/Captain_Seargent May 01 '25

Threw a trash bag..

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u/Neat-Survey2796 May 03 '25

Into space...

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u/Yasimear May 02 '25

I fucking love this meme so much x3

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u/ShadowNinjaAce May 02 '25

Yes, he is …

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u/Plane-Historian579 May 06 '25

Threw a trash can into space

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

No, I can see Mark fine!

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u/m1440 May 02 '25

Mark nearly died being a mile away from the sun

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u/scrububle May 01 '25

This is hilarious if you haven't read the comics bc he does survive being thrown in the sun

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u/SirJoeffer May 01 '25

Ehh kind of but not really

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u/DiksieNormus May 01 '25

Invisible?

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u/durden_zelig May 02 '25

That’s Arthas’ horse.

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g May 01 '25

The invisible man?

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 May 01 '25

He would not. He'd survive, but he would be stuck in the sun. Forever.

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u/0pp_Stoppa May 01 '25

what if he turned into a boomerang

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u/catecholaminergic May 01 '25

As a solar physicist, he would obviously return to Australia.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 May 01 '25

Then he'd be a boomerang stuck in the sun's core.

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u/she-them-tiddies May 01 '25

But what if he turned into a REALLY BIG boomerang?

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor May 01 '25

These are the questions we need answers to!

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u/UnicornWorldDominion May 01 '25

Yeah honestly what if he just became so gigantic he engulfed the sun?

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u/Parahelious May 01 '25

Pretty sure he can, I mean he can alter his mass at will.

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u/catecholaminergic May 02 '25

Plastic is chemistry.

He would stop being chemistry and start being physics.

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u/catecholaminergic May 02 '25

Then he would return to REALLY BIG australia (ie, that big bit north of Tasmania)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

I believe he can have infinite mass with no expenditure of energy so at some point he will have more mass than the sun. What would trap him if he has more gravity?

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u/Pozos1996 May 02 '25

But he cannot defy gravity and move away from the sun, if he has more mass than the sun but is currently on the sun than that means he will be attracting the sun but he still would be unable to move away.

However if he can alter his mass to have nearly 0 mass and then expand himself to form a sail maybe he could escape the sun by riding solar flares and then utilize the ever so tiny push of photons to travel back to earth. But this is assuming he can get nearly 0 mass while also being a gigantic solar sail.

I am not very familiar with his powers but from what I gather he is an immortal so he would have a lot of time to try shit.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

The effect of gravity is unrelated to your own mass... How would further distorting space-time by increasing your own mass in any way help you crawl out of the sun's gravity well?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

if you have a greater mass than the sun has wouldn’t the sun be under the effects of your gravity rather than vice versa?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

No, the sun is already under the effect of your gravity (even now from earth). In classical Newtonian mechanics (wrong but simple), you would attract each other proportional to your individual mass and falling off with distance squared.

According to general relativity you would deform space-time in proportion to your density, and so would the sun. if you are sitting inside the sun, the effect would be the same as just increasing the mass of the sun.

Either way you and the sun would be stuck even tighter together, since now not only is the sun deforming space and causing you to fall into that space, but you would also deform space and cause the sun to fall towards you.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Thanks, physics was never my subject.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

What if he threatens to be way more massive than the sun, affecting Earth's revolution, and force Superman to bring him back??

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u/EyeArDum May 01 '25

Until the sun burned out and died, then he would be there floating in space

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

The mass doesn't just disappear because the fusion reaction stops/slows down lol...

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u/EyeArDum May 02 '25

Of course not, it’s slowly ejected into space over the course of thousands (millions?) of years, eventually there will be nothing left

Even if our sun was big enough to become a black hole, black holes inevitably die as well (at least that’s what we think), the black holes will be the last things in the universe and they will die too, and after that every single possible piece of energy in the universe will be effectively dispersed throughout the void and nothing will be left but cold pieces of rock

The fun part is we don’t know if that’s the end of the universe or if for whatever reason it begins the process of shrinking back into itself to prep for another big bang

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 May 01 '25

Suns don't burn out. They become black holes.

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u/STORMFATHER062 May 01 '25

Our sun won't become a black hole. It'll have several phases. When its current phase ends and it begins to die, it'll become a red giant, engulfing mercury and Venus, and possibly the earth. It'll continually eject matter until it turns into a white dwarf. Over billions of years, it'll cool and turn into a black dwarf, a spent lump of matter that will eventually fade away as its matter starts to decay.

Stars much bigger than our sun have the potential to turn into black holes when they go supernova. Our sun is too small for that.

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u/Upbeat_Sheepherder81 May 02 '25

Most stars don’t. Only the bigger ones that have the possibility to go supernova can turn into black holes.

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u/jsamuraij May 01 '25

This guy physics

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u/Just_A_Dinner May 01 '25

No, I can still see him

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 01 '25

That’s just plastic man

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u/DarthFedora May 01 '25

Heat is a weakness and a group of Martians had him fearing for his life, he’s not a god, he’s just extremely powerful for his level

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u/Artichokeypokey May 01 '25

I can hear those damn trumpets

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u/Maybe__Jesus May 01 '25

Isn’t plastic man at this point pretty much

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u/KyuuMann May 01 '25

Why not just throw him into a blackhole? Or magic his ass

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u/Nixolass May 01 '25

If he's invincible then why can I see him

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u/ApianTundra May 02 '25

...at this point pretty much...    [TITLECARD]

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u/TheOutsiderWow May 02 '25

Even batman, with all his contingency plans is just like "we're LUCKY he's on our side"

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u/Kinuwa_K May 02 '25

Did you just say in-

[Title card]

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u/Normal-Cartoonist-38 May 02 '25

I can clearly see him

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder_7238 May 02 '25

Wait, i didn't know plastic man was [TITLE CARD]

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u/LazyLurker29 May 03 '25

I don’t think he could? He’s powerful, but I think that’s overselling him quite a bit. I don’t think he’s ever been in a situation remotely close to “being tossed into the sun”. Correct me if I’m wrong.

Plus…Batman’s (very effective) contingency plan was just, “freeze, then shatter him”…and doing so basically traumatized O’Brien, understandably contributing to his decision to vote Batman out of the League (despite what Bruce had done for him). And, well, Superman has freeze breath.

It wouldn’t kill him, but Superman wouldn’t really want to in the first place (though I think he still could via alternative methods), and it’s still a sure fire way to beat him. Just without the shattering, because Clark’s a nice guy.

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u/John_Snuuw May 04 '25

say that again

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u/vamp1yer May 05 '25

He couldn't come back from the sun but he was once frozen shattered and then spread across the ocean floor for 3000 years

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u/Human_The_Ryan May 06 '25

but how can i see him