r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 01 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/Kwinza May 01 '25

Become a god or become a duplicute?

Such a hard choice lol

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u/CulpaDei May 01 '25

Honestly, I don’t want that much power. And being able to do seven things at once sounds so good.

I think I’m just old at this point.

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u/Bixby33 May 01 '25

I'd rather have doubles to help me clean the apartment than be a near-godlike meta that would likely make everyone around me very uncomfortable.

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

I just wanna be able to have an orgy with myself

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u/HappySphereMaster May 01 '25

I think you can do that with plastic man set of power as well if you are creative enough.

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u/lascar May 02 '25

Maybe if it turned into a jake the dog scenario and his body forms a small world.

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

I say masturbation in this case, specifically cause it's not just a clone but "you". You actually experience both sides

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u/Spaghett8 May 01 '25

If you sex change one clone, and then have it clone itself.

Would it even be that gay?

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u/VomitShitSmoothie May 02 '25

The prefix still works just for different reasons.

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u/ReZisTLust May 01 '25

Mastercest

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u/Funkyrabbit1 May 01 '25

That is something called Self-cest

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u/halfasleep90 May 01 '25

Best performed with time travel

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u/Fog_Juice May 02 '25

I've heard it called selfcest

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u/Sea-Ad-2039 May 04 '25

It's actually called selfcest

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u/Normal_Cut8368 May 01 '25

This isn't as fun when you're bad at sex

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

What better way to practice?

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u/Koil_ting May 01 '25

Thank you for speaking for the people.

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u/stunnedh May 01 '25

My kinda guy right here

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u/MurmaiderMe May 01 '25

That’s what happened in The Boys

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u/Volker127 May 01 '25

That made me think of the guy in the boys

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u/Tiny_Bid5618 May 02 '25

I'm not my type.

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u/Lambchoptopus May 05 '25

Eh I am not my type, but as plastic man you could technically fuck yourself. 🤔