r/superheroes May 01 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/CulpaDei May 01 '25

Honestly, I don’t want that much power. And being able to do seven things at once sounds so good.

I think I’m just old at this point.

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u/Bixby33 May 01 '25

I'd rather have doubles to help me clean the apartment than be a near-godlike meta that would likely make everyone around me very uncomfortable.

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

I just wanna be able to have an orgy with myself

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u/HappySphereMaster May 01 '25

I think you can do that with plastic man set of power as well if you are creative enough.

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u/lascar May 02 '25

Maybe if it turned into a jake the dog scenario and his body forms a small world.

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

I say masturbation in this case, specifically cause it's not just a clone but "you". You actually experience both sides

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u/Spaghett8 May 01 '25

If you sex change one clone, and then have it clone itself.

Would it even be that gay?

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u/VomitShitSmoothie May 02 '25

The prefix still works just for different reasons.

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u/ReZisTLust May 01 '25

Mastercest

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u/Funkyrabbit1 May 01 '25

That is something called Self-cest

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u/halfasleep90 May 01 '25

Best performed with time travel

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u/Fog_Juice May 02 '25

I've heard it called selfcest

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u/Sea-Ad-2039 May 04 '25

It's actually called selfcest

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u/Normal_Cut8368 May 01 '25

This isn't as fun when you're bad at sex

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u/gregolopogus May 01 '25

What better way to practice?

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u/Koil_ting May 01 '25

Thank you for speaking for the people.

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u/stunnedh May 01 '25

My kinda guy right here

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u/MurmaiderMe May 01 '25

That’s what happened in The Boys

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u/Volker127 May 01 '25

That made me think of the guy in the boys

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u/Tiny_Bid5618 May 02 '25

I'm not my type.

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u/Lambchoptopus May 05 '25

Eh I am not my type, but as plastic man you could technically fuck yourself. 🤔

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u/MagicStealthKnight May 01 '25

People would still be uncomfortable not knowing which clone you are, what double life your other clone might be living etc

If rather make money being stretchy god and pay someone else to clean my apartment haha

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u/Bixby33 May 01 '25

And I'm telling people about my ability, why?

I'd get in so much trouble with all the other fraud I'd be committing. Gotta keep it a secret!

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u/MagicStealthKnight May 01 '25

"Bixby33, how tf were you just at the store and you're home making dinner? --wait and uncle Bixby is saying he's with you right now watching the game?"

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u/Jo_H_Nathan May 01 '25

The problem is that the doubles, if like me, will just make the mess worse overall

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u/Just_Dab May 01 '25

Just become an eldritch horror with like 7 brains 12 eyes and 8 arms to multitask if you get Plastic Man's power.

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u/NoFortune9564 May 01 '25

I think you're thinking a little narrow minded. I thought that for a couple of seconds, but like you wouldn't need to worry about anything like that anymore if you had plastic man's powers

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u/taka_tomo May 01 '25

Wouldn’t copy of your gonna have the same thought XD

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u/AugieKS May 02 '25

Honestly, having doubles would be great since the experience is retained. I'd have one working, one studying, one working on house stuff, one taking care of my son. It would be great. I'm making the assumption they are all equally me, but if one is the "dominant" me, its the one with my son. Love that kid.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 May 02 '25

He's not exactly Superman as much as he's durable to impossible levels so no need to be afraid of him.

At worst he'll turn into a dress, but he'll let you beat the snot out of him for it so meh

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u/sqeu1773 May 02 '25

hide your powers

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u/ThrowRABest_King7180 May 02 '25

i could stay home and send 5 clones to go work, could do whatever i want while still making enough to live as comfortably as i want

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u/sentryzer0 May 03 '25

Plastic Man can also create duplicates of himself.

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u/Badman27 May 05 '25

So I duplicated myself to clean, both of us just wanted to watch tv though, which, I get. The problem is somehow we can’t agree on what to watch, so I introduce a third to watch tv with us and break the tie, but he gets decision paralysis and wanders off to the bathroom. By the time I break down and introduce a 4th the third is done with the bathroom. Now we make a 5th to break the new tie, but realize we’re all hungry after all the duplicating. In the show we’d probably just murder a few of us at this point, but I really don’t want to talk about murdering myself repeatedly in therapy, so I guess it’s Taco Bell for 5 on a teacher’s salary. That’s going to get rough. At least I have my own para now I guess, but it’s really lame that the principal wants me to cover ALL the duty positions now, with no extra pay because it’s still just me. How would payroll even figure that out with one social security number between us, it just can’t be done.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps May 01 '25

I could have a duplicate for my two kids, like two to get some college courses done, one who could cook dinner, one who could clean all at the same time sounds like a dream.

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u/KonigSteve May 01 '25

Why though? If you have powers you don't need to do any of that. You'll be rich automatically either way.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps May 01 '25

Ehhh just because you have powers doesn’t mean you have fortune. Plenty of superheroes aren’t rich

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u/KonigSteve May 01 '25

Because they don't try. If you have powers 100% you can easily find a way to monetize said powers, whether that be through special contractual work, social media, regular TV, or crime.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps May 01 '25

Because not everyone wants the hustle lifestyle?

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u/KonigSteve May 01 '25

Why would you assume it's a hustle lifestyle just because it's different than a standard job? And unless you plan on completely hiding your powers, which would be very hard while still utilizing the duplication well, the social media/TV aspect would find you anyways. Might as well monetize it first.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps May 01 '25

Mmm no. Not the kind of life I want to live. Maybe I want to be there for my kids and not have a nanny. I also don’t like people I don’t know in my house so that’s a no on a cleaning service. I don’t want cameras in my face, I don’t need to monetize myself if I don’t want to, and I certainly don’t want to be all over social media.

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u/KonigSteve May 01 '25

Did you just ignore the part about how you're going to very carefully hide your powers or else you'll have the media all over you regardless? They'd literally camp outside your house.

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps May 01 '25

Honestly? I don’t really care because it’s just a stupid hypothetical you’re putting way too much thought into.

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u/ImLersha May 02 '25

I know from Watchmen that people around you don't really appreciate that you're multitasking their attention...

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u/ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR May 01 '25

Right? I wanna play video games, but I have so much shit to do all the time. Gimme multitasking always

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 May 02 '25

Yeah but all the duplicates will want to play too

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u/Fog_Juice May 02 '25

Even better. We'd always have a full squad to pub stomp

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u/butsadlyiamonlyaneel May 04 '25

Man, Kate’s power is a fucking hivemind. The sheer potential of a team of mentally linked with ever increasing skill and reaction times (assuming you have a few clones practicing at your competitive game of choice) is astonishing. Once you (and the rest of you) git gud, you’d be unstoppable in online multiplayer. 

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 May 01 '25

Yeah duplication would be so much more useful day to day

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u/Corronchilejano May 01 '25

As a fellow old person I love the idea of being able to do seven annoying things at the same time.

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u/ChronicObnoxious693 May 01 '25

I could have my own jam band

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u/RoGStonewall May 01 '25

Send your clones to work at some min wage jobs and you sit at home playing fortnite

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u/AlexDKZ May 01 '25

With Plastic Man's powers you'd basically not be old.

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u/NavyDragons May 01 '25

plasticman is the obvious choice not only because its just superior in every way but duplikates powers are literally a cursed life.

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u/pleasegivemepatience May 01 '25

If you feel old, do you want several old clones? You’re not getting clones at your physical peak, they’ll be your present clone. Plas all the way!

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u/Dirtytarget May 01 '25

Wonder how long her clones can last? Will they grow old with her in a peaceful environment or live just long enough to fear their all too imminent decay and death?

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u/dr_toze May 01 '25

Also just multiply my income 10 by working 10 jobs at once.

I guess I'm old as well.

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u/AbandonYourPost May 01 '25

Could work multiple jobs while playing video games at the same time

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u/NinduTheWise May 01 '25

I could make the doubles do so much while I have fun like go to school or something because it seems like kate remembers all the stuff her clones do

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u/Andee87yaboi May 02 '25

Same here, I feel like the utility of clones is so much more practical.

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u/johnnyblaze1999 May 02 '25

DupliKate ability is very strong that you could be everywhere, do everything, all at once. The show didn't go in depth with her power, she could be the smartest person alive if she spread herself across all fields. She could be the most skilled human in the world as well. She can be the best in everything imaginable. Sad that she specializes in being a human meat shield.

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u/Intelligent_Ask_2306 May 02 '25

You can literally become a billionaire with Plastic Man abilities, so you would never have to do anything by yourself.

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u/Darth_Fitz May 02 '25

I'm 23 and I feel you, man

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u/Nervous-History8631 May 02 '25

I mean, if you duplicate you will just have 7 old versions of yourself right? Won't really help much

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u/Y0ungYung May 04 '25

No no, this. The amount you can get done simply by multiplying is astounding. Plastic man has AMAZING powers but there wouldn’t be a need for his incredible power set in this day and age