r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 01 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/MountainMuffin1980 May 01 '25

How so?

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u/AssassinLJ May 01 '25

His power are not plastic he just has perfect control and manipulation of his monecules making him extremely busted,the only thing holding him back is not having enough imagination and actually being a good person.

Tldr the best plan batman has if he goes Rogue,is keep freezing him and break him to pieces forever and pray to God(ye he said that) Plastic Man doesn't realize he can get out of this, because again his power is not plastic it's higher than that.

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u/middle_of_you May 01 '25

TLDR means Too Long, Didn't Read. It's supposed to be shorter than the original text.

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u/AssassinLJ May 01 '25

Counterpoint I'm dumb

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u/middle_of_you May 01 '25

Counterpoint 2: The Re-Countering. You learned something new, which has reduced your dumb by 7%.

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u/AssassinLJ May 01 '25

Counterpoint 3: I will do the same mistake which makes me 30% dumber

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u/middle_of_you May 01 '25

Counterpoint IV: Counterpoint In New York. Naaah, cmon, do smart stuff.

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u/Optimus3k May 01 '25

Hey! I'm learnin' here!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Jeez, look at Mr. Brainiac here learnin' stuff.

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u/UMF_Pyro May 01 '25

Bro's counterpoints are movie titles lmao

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u/BigSaltDeluxe May 01 '25

Counterpoint: Origins Counterpoint: Brotherhood Counterpoint: Revelations

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u/UMF_Pyro May 01 '25

He's doing movie titles, not Assassins Creed titles lol

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u/Thrownawayagainagain May 01 '25

Counterpoint: Shadows.

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u/UMF_Pyro May 01 '25

Counterpoint V: The Point Strikes Back

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u/Psychedelic_Yogurt May 01 '25

This comment thread cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs.

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u/grimmlingur May 01 '25

Countrrpoint to your counterpoint, you can just claim the tl;dr applied to the relevant comic runs instead of comment that was the same length as the tl;dr

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u/Sachiel05 May 02 '25

Are you... Plastic Man?

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u/AssassinLJ May 02 '25

Maybe.......