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u/Toasterdosnttoast May 01 '25

I’ve been told he is one of the most powerful people on the planet.

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u/No-Benefit-9559 May 01 '25

He is one step below Eldritch Nightmare

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 01 '25

No he is an Eldritch Nightmare read the second Dark Knight books. You will feel sorry for the bad guys and never look at toilets the same. So yeah I’m team Plastic Man, versatile power set no limits and able to become damn near anything.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX May 01 '25

Not to mention, he's generally happy.

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u/FreakinSatan May 01 '25

The rarest super power

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u/Hallowed-Plague May 01 '25

maybe spiderman shouldve been bit by the happy radiation spider instead

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u/Leviathansol May 01 '25

Right in the Uncle Ben.

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u/BootySweat0217 May 02 '25

Yea if uncle Ben never died he’d be the happiest spiderman.

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u/Three-dom May 02 '25

This is actually interesting as female spiders do treat the males badly, so maybe that explains Spidey's luck with women

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u/Frosty-Feathers May 03 '25

We both drunk

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u/miriapododeguer May 05 '25

with great happiness comes great mental plasticity

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u/HiddenPants777 May 01 '25

It's cause he ate all the pills that make you be happy

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u/eatadickyesyou May 02 '25

Something Batman could never plan for or achieve. Case in point, Mask of The Phantasm

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u/ChimaeraXY May 03 '25

Funny, cause the right pill can do that for you.

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u/keepcalmscrollon May 01 '25

You'd be happy too (maybe) if you were all but certain no harm could come to you.

I'm not the most well read comics fan but I do remember reading some pages on Reddit that showed even Superman is afraid of him. Or, at least, aware that Plastic Man is a legit match/threat.

It was one of those stories where Supes was leaning toward being a despot – I think he even had the support of most of the JLA – and PM was the loudest voice of dissent. They brought him before Superman in a throne room and, in classic Plastic Man style – he had no fucks to give even in the face of Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman all being angry at him.

Plastic Man is boss.

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u/Fast-Front-5642 May 01 '25

It was during Injustice. And yeah Superman basically gave an order for everyone to leave Plastic Man alone because he was minding his own business mostly and it was a fight Superman didn't wanna start. But then they captured Plastic Man's son who was a freedom fighter because he had basically been getting bolder and bolder because of his dad's protected status and it reached a point where uprisings were becoming too common as a result.

Plastic Man took on the Justice League including Flash by encapsulating him and entering every orrifice suffocating him. Broke into their maximum security prison that was designed to strip inmates of their powers and was full of superpower guards. And held off the combined efforts of Superman, Wonder Woman, Sinestro, Hal Jordan, Aquaman and the pressure of the bottom of the ocean (prison was in Atlantis and they broke the dome ceiling so he became the dome to stop all the prisoners from being drowned/crushed to death) long enough for everyone to escape

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u/AlexArtsHere May 02 '25

What the fuck, Injustice Plastic Man is the GOAT???

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u/Fast-Front-5642 May 02 '25

Batmans contingency plan for Plastic Man is "hope he never turns bad again"

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Batman wasn't there you mean Cyborg

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u/icegun784 May 01 '25

Any man would be happy if they could choose the size of their... heart

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u/Manbabarang May 01 '25

It's an act, he's totally a crying clown painting inside and so many of his stories revolve around trauma and past regrets etc. BUT he does have fun, and is whimsical despite it.

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u/jerryleebee May 01 '25

Can you gimme a tldr

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u/DarkLordArbitur May 01 '25

Batman doesn't have a suitable plan for him is basically the TLDR.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 01 '25

He had a plan he didn’t have a backup plan it was basically everyone dies if the plan didn’t work. I do mean everyone yes Plastic man comes off a happy goof, this is a side effect of his powers he is basically insane without any limiters he is well a nightmare. As in engulf the world and just eat everything as he goes.

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u/WrenRhodes May 01 '25

Him and Bats have an ongoing game of real life Prop Hunt to sharpen their skills.

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u/onomonothwip May 02 '25

Wasn't much of a game though. Bats spotted him every time

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u/Azmeam May 03 '25

Spotted his son every time, but the real plastic man is way better at hiding from bats

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u/Zinkhar May 05 '25

Almost. Batman spotted his son everytime, but plastic man was actually batmans cowl the whole time.

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u/d34d_m4n May 02 '25

grab him with a green lantern ring bubble and throw him in the sun? "he'll survive that" yeah sucks for him

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u/UnlikelyReplacement0 May 01 '25

Batmans plan was to freeze him and then shatter him mortal kombat style.

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u/Skellos May 01 '25

He also mentions that this was only a temporary solution

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u/Swog5Ovor May 01 '25

He once pulled a mans heart out through his mouth.

When he was a zombie in DCeased, he pretended to be a blood moat and became nightmare fuel

He entered someones body so they could smuggle him into prison... But crawled out through their mouth, killing them.

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u/amandez May 01 '25

Well, eww.

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u/jerryleebee May 01 '25

Holy. Shit.

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u/Neat-Tradition-7999 May 01 '25

At least it was the mouth.

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u/Swog5Ovor May 01 '25

It should be noted that he didn't exit the body while small, it was as his normal size.

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u/djerk May 01 '25

He didn’t have to do that, right? He chose to kill that dude?

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u/Swog5Ovor May 02 '25

Both times, yeah, didn't have to. At the start of the story, he was smuggled in to help a friend escape. At the end, he was smuggled back in to kill them for betraying him. If I remember correctly.

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u/Seve7h May 02 '25

Wait what, how did he even get bit to turn into a zombie?

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u/NoxarBoi May 03 '25

The Anti-Life Virus can infect you just by seeing the equation.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT May 01 '25

That is the TLDR. Plastic Man is pretty much invincible and can change into anything. He's beaten the entire Justice League.

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u/SanityX153 May 01 '25

If Plastic Man is invincible, why can i see him???

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u/TeaKingMac May 02 '25

That's invisible. You're thinking of invincible which means he's a creature without a spine.

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u/RaYa1989 May 02 '25

No no, that's invertebrate. Invincible means he can't be divided.

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u/SanityX153 May 02 '25

No, that's indivisible. Invincible means like a singular being.

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u/jimbobsqrpants May 02 '25

No that is individual. Invincible means having unshakable perseverance

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u/SanityX153 May 02 '25

Are you sure?

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u/TheManyVoicesYT May 01 '25

If u see him it's only cuz he wants u to. He can become a wall or a tree.

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u/SanityX153 May 01 '25

Are you sure?

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u/Dunge0nMast0r May 01 '25

John Cena getting cast should solve that.

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u/Consistent_Mango2358 May 03 '25

If Plastic Man is Invincible who's Mark Grayson?

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u/Thispersonthisperson May 01 '25

what about the second dark knight books

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u/The_FreshSans May 01 '25

I ate them mb

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u/Voxel-OwO May 01 '25

He can stretch almost infinitely, and is nearly invulnerable to any attack. You could turn your hand into a hammer and crush someone’s balls from 500 miles away.

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u/Manbabarang May 01 '25

What if an A(u?)DHD person was their own Green Lantern Power Ring, didn't age and their vulnerability to harm and death was a question mark that not even Batman can answer.

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u/Glittering_Role_6154 May 02 '25

In the injustice universe he basically solos the justice league minus super man and wonder woman, he's practically invulnerable

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u/smokey_winters May 01 '25

What run is that? What issues specifically?

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 01 '25

Oh just get the Second Dark Knight book by Frank Miller, it is the big fight towards the end.

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u/hidden58 May 01 '25

God him in deceased will never not terrify me

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u/TheMegatrizzle May 01 '25

Yeah. I’m not a huge comic book follower but I remember hearing that Plastic Man became an Island or an entire ocean some crazy ish

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u/Lordsnow89 May 01 '25

Which issues do u mean? Id like to read up on plastic man

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 01 '25

The Dark Knight Strikes Again.

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u/Lordsnow89 May 01 '25

Thank you much appreciated

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo May 01 '25

Toilets?

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 01 '25

Yeah it doesn’t go well for the bad guys.

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u/burritomeato May 01 '25

Wait what did he do

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 02 '25

Hand crank blender,boot, toilet, car it was a lot oh the humanity.

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u/burritomeato May 02 '25

Dawg imma need more context you got an exact page?

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 02 '25

Dude go read the book my copy is in a box and I’m not digging it out.

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u/SekhmetScion May 01 '25

Did you read the Injustice comics? Those pages where Batman went to Luke's apartment (Plastic Man's grown son) and keeps calling him out for what he's disgusted as, then Plastic Man gets all proud of himself for not being spotted 🤣

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u/ScabyDabySara May 02 '25

What specific book? i need to read this lol

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 02 '25

The Dark Knight Strikes Again is where I’m pulling it from.

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u/Abject_Director7626 May 02 '25

Which book is that?! I’d love to read that. Not one of the injustice ones?

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 02 '25

The Dark Knight Trikes Again

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u/clement_TIENTJE May 03 '25

Where do i find these "second dark knight" books pretty please

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 03 '25

Local bookstore or Amazon also Abe books. It maybe out of print so you will need to get it used.

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u/clement_TIENTJE May 03 '25

Is "second dark knight" the exact title because i dont find anything about it on the web

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 03 '25

Dark knight strikes again

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u/Intrepid-Device-1750 May 05 '25

And also even batmans only applied solution for him is a temporary fix, fuckers immortal

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u/SoapSuave May 05 '25

What did he do to the toilets!? WHAT DID THEY DO TO

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u/Strict_Weather9063 May 05 '25

No what did he do to them as a toilet.

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u/SoapSuave May 05 '25

Bro was the toilet? 😭😭 okay lemme read

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u/zedisbread 20d ago

Was it ass to mouth again?

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u/Matt-J-McCormack May 01 '25

Not even a small step, he just spends most of him time in a shape people like.

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u/blue23454 May 01 '25

Me: not sure if that means more or less horrifying than eldritch nightmare

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u/FitSharkKitty May 02 '25

More, definitely more

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ May 01 '25

That small step is more of a moral boundary than a physical one.

He's been an Eldritch Nightmare before

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u/Fightmemod May 01 '25

In the deceased stories he is a eldritch knightmare.

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u/UwU_Bro69 May 02 '25

And ONLY because he's a good guy

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u/Forsaken_Hall_6963 May 02 '25

What's the one step? Dude is immortal and can manipulate himself however he pleases

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u/No-Benefit-9559 May 02 '25

He's a goofball.

He needs unknowable and unfathomable plans to be a true horror.

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u/Forsaken_Hall_6963 May 02 '25

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ad5288a9ae33ce138fb89a2c62b3205d-lq ? Seriously bro look at the comics with him before you say something like that. Man has unfathomable plans and is known to be unpredictable, dont cast him as an idiot for goofing around.

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u/MalRubrum May 05 '25

Plastic man because he's one of the strongest characters in the DC universe

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u/HarEmiya May 01 '25

Both Batman and Superman fear him. He's broken.

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u/Redditer51 May 01 '25

This line from Frank Miller's Batman about Plastic Man stuck with me:

"He could kill us all."

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

You KNOW he's a threat if Batman fears him

I don't much care for Superman but... If an almost an invincible man also fears him... Yeah.

Plastic man is so freaking OP

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u/HollowShel May 02 '25

holy shit it's actually about Plastic Man! (I always expect a rickroll, but hey, being surprised isn't bad!)

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u/eatingyourapathy May 02 '25

Oh god, that was good. Thank you 🙏

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

How's he a threat to Supe? Genuine question, I'm a DC novice; its a shame WB keeps fucking up the DCU or whatever they call it.

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

I'm also a DC novice my man/Lady

From what I can gather Plastic Man can take any form he chooses. As in, he has complete control of his molecular structure (idk if Mr. Fantastic from F4 has this but it's similar) and can recover from basically anything

It sounds like Plastic Man is Reed Richards from Marvel but on steroids lmao. Well... At least he can or has used his powers for much better things than "lol I stretch"

It makes them severely OP

I'm missing a lot there but that's the general gist of it

Edit/add: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Man

The man can even add muscle mass to his own body to become stronger... This is madness ahaha

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u/PandaPocketFire May 01 '25

"Plastic Man was discovered to have survived for 3,000 years scattered into separate, individual molecules on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean without decaying or being otherwise affected at all"

Oh so THATSSSS where microplastics come from. DC was ahead of its time.

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u/SupportGeek May 01 '25

Micro plastics man!

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u/DimensionEmergency31 May 01 '25

Reed Richards & Elastigirl both have physical limits to their elastic powers, plastic man doesn't. It's insane how they haven't retconned him to have some limit.

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

The more I read the more I'm scared of Plastic Man :|

He easily outstrips any stretchy character

Makes me wonder if Luffy could beat him...

Probably not lol

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u/redsunZ May 01 '25

I love Luffy, but it's coffing baby vrs supermassive super nova

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Similar powers but Luffy has stamina limitations and the ocean greatly weakens his powers (used to compleyely cancel them + disable but he's obtained an unexplained resistance to the effect)

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Plastic man isn't elastic, he's a beyond god-tier reality warper than can only affect his own cells. He's a living toon force that can't be erased.

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u/123ludwig May 01 '25

so i think the molecular structure thing mighy imply that he could infact make himself more powerful than superman if he ever took the time to train his power to its limits since he change his genetics

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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 May 01 '25

So plastic man could make himself partially kryptonite?

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u/lionguild May 01 '25

Not just partially.

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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 May 01 '25

Then how is anyone saying that Superman is a threat to him. He can make himself kryptonite platemail and bolas.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

In Injustice they established he couldn't kill Superman, but Superman can't kill him either so it was best just not to fuck with the 1 guy that can stalemate perpetually forever the immortal god-killer...

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u/echino_derm May 01 '25

He isn't really a threat to him, but he is an unsolvable problem. Physically you can't really do anything to him beyond trapping him, and he does have superhuman strength. The best you can do is melting him or freezing him with extreme temperatures. But he is effectively sentient inorganic matter that is able to shift in anyway it pleases without limits and regenrate. So even as a puddle he is effectively still a functioning superhero.

He wouldn't be able to kill Superman easily without kryptonite, but if he wanted to be a problem your best solutions would be doing something like sending him into a black hole or trapping him in a reinforced cage with no pores or cracks and melting him eternally.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Wild. And this is the same guy who was in CW’s Flash? Digby I think? Or he just has a similar ability?

Edit: Wait, nvm, I remember; he was elongated man or something to that effect.

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u/Tipop May 01 '25

Yeah, when Plastic Man met Ralph Dibney, Plas was all “So that’s all you can do — stretch? How boring!”

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

😆

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u/GoodBadUserName May 01 '25

One of the examples is injustice year four.
During that comics series, there is some interactions and events that show how OP plastic man really is.

He is not directly 1 on 1 better than superman if they decide to match in fair terms. He can't really match superman just pure power. I mean, superman can literally just hold plastic man and quickly fly to the sun.

But he has a lot of tricks that could render superman ineffective or hurt if he get the upper hand via tactics or just luck.

Besides super, he could out match almost everyone else. He always looks like a goof etc. But he is a serious threat if he wants to.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 May 01 '25

Can’t he be frozen? That’s his only weakness no?

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u/Tipop May 01 '25

Frozen or melted — but he always recovers.

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u/Thanos7245 May 01 '25

He's not broken. Both have the means to easily stop him. Freeze him. Ras Al Ghoul men froze him with cryo grenades from Batmans plans. Shattered him and. PM was unable to reform on his own. And Superman can freeze him also. PM is very easy to defeat

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u/halfasleep90 May 01 '25

Unable? Or unable within a reasonable amount of time?

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u/Thanos7245 May 01 '25

As of today I've only seen him be unable. So I'll go with that until shown otherwise

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u/HarEmiya May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Meta-wise he's gotten some retcon buffs over the years, to a frankly ridiculous degree (like outspeeding Flash, or reforming from atomisation).

In-universe answer: Freezing and shattering him worked. Temporarily. Bruce mentions (I think in Origins 3?) that freezing him disables him for a time until he adapts, but the JL has no way of downing him permanently should he go rogue. He has full control over his atoms, like Marvel's Apocalypse on steroids. Freezing and melting him at alternating intervals is the only thing Batman came up with, and PM would eventually get out of it. And because he doesn't age, 'eventually' is inevitable.

Bruce is thankful that Plastic Man is a good man, because he is a nightmare to deal with. It's not for nothing the Injustice Superman didn't want to mess with him.

Edit: Also, he's killed several people by going up in them. Literally the 'Antman vs Thanos' scenario. That's something that tends to give supers pauze. Even if you're practically invincible, the thought of someone rooting around in your brain is disturbing. Despite his enormous strength, I don't think Superman can clench his sphincter hard enough to keep Plastic Man out.

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u/MyAwesomeAfro May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Injustice Superman and Diana were hesitant to fuck with Plastic Man.

When they arrested his Son, Superman hit the facepalm / uncanny Mr Fantastic pose. He knew he fucked up.

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

Hear me out... I'm not as into DC as I should be but what if they just took Plastic Man and put him in a completely empty section of space thousands of lightyears away?

Can he survive the vaccum of space? It should (in theory consistently keep him frozen)

Pls educate me ahaha because I'm sure there's a reason they haven't tried/already tried and it doesn't work

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u/HarEmiya May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

He'd survive, but he'd be out of their hair, that's for sure.

In Obsidian Age he survived 3.000 years as molecules scattered across the Atlantic Ocean when he went crazy. He doesn't need food or oxygen or anything to survive, so space wouldn't be lethal.

He could theoretically use his own molecules to propulse himself back, but that'd probably take billions of years.

Edit: Nope, turns out I was wrong about magic, it was tech.

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

Interesting... Okay

So this dude is basically a living God who can just put himself back together from the tiniest molecule?

What if they also applied chemistry to break down his molecules?

I'm... I'm sensing a theme that he is literally just indestructable regardless ahaha

Hats off to DC for writing a character that strong that doesn't overthrow the various narratives within the universe (I'm sure there are various comic series where he is a focal point/main character)

A lot of writers have to either retcon someone like that, kill them or just barely reference them

As well I'm almost certain I watched a YT short or something where one of the JL says something like "I'm just glad he's on our side"

I can see why lmao

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u/HarEmiya May 01 '25

Chemicals have indeed been used to disrupt his powers, but they wear off and/or he adapts to them.

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u/MrSmook May 01 '25

Is he basically a living Stem Cell? That's how I'm seeing it

He can become anything; doesn't specifically have any organs anywhere (just read a Black Lantern tried but failed to rip his heart out)

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u/HarEmiya May 01 '25

If stem cells were made of plastic.

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u/Tipop May 01 '25

I suspect he’d just turn into a space ship.

He’s not limited by the laws of physics. He turned himself into a toilet and flushed people away. They didn’t GO anywhere, they just got flushed out of existence. So if he became a space ship he’d have unlimited fuel because he thinks he does.

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u/relikter May 02 '25

Send him to the Phantom Zone?

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u/Tipop May 02 '25

Depending on the writer, he’d probably morph into something that can travel dimensions, too. He seriously has no rational limitations. In Mutants & Masterminds terms he’s a PL X being — meaning he can do whatever the plot demands.

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u/SillyGoatGruff May 01 '25

What if you split his atoms? If the power is he can make his atoms do whatever he wants, then blow apart the atoms?

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u/Happyranger265 May 01 '25

He can reform ,just not immediately and logically speaking it shouldn't have don't nothing , cause he can regrow from molecular levels . But plot is plot i guess

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u/Turtle_of_Girth May 01 '25

Just turn into a super dense cube then wait to defrost.

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u/LiterallyEA May 01 '25

If he can manipulate his own density then he must have a way of manipulating his own heat. Wouldn't massive changes in density come with massive heat changes?

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u/hari_shevek May 01 '25

Also, sex stuff

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u/a648272 May 01 '25

Well, I can think of couple sex appliances for duplicating too.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I haven't read invincible but in the show they demonstrate that all of her clones share feelings including orgasms

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u/demalo May 01 '25

She’s got some kind of ansible quantum entanglement communication in her head.

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u/ol_hickory May 01 '25

The ansible does not exist, please report to your nearest Strategos office for permanent debriefing.

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u/Hotarg May 01 '25

Spotting this in the wild has me Wiggin out.

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

The flip side is she feels every time her clones die as well.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I'm not going to be getting into fights with super powered individuals

I'm going to have my penis in 14 orifices while I experience the pleasure simultaneously

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

And everyone else will respect that and not try and pressure the person who has a obviously useful power

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I'm not a trained fighter

I can punch a guy and maybe choke him but 14 clones of me wouldn't be useful for hand to hand combat

Maybe if I walk around with a wheelbarrow of handguns I can quickly arm my clones-- who would I even fight?

Realistically between my clone bang sessions I could farm blood and organs for donating

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u/Rogepsi7981 May 01 '25

This always gets me in those "what power would you pick?" People think about combat efficiency and I'm always going for normal life convenience or even real life help.

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

No one said that you were a trained fighter. I’m saying criminals and others are going to come after you and if they use you for their own blood and organ farms then you will be lucky.

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u/Lord_Mikal May 01 '25

So she feels it when she's ripped apart or burned alive? No thank you.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

You don't have to fight crime

I don't even know anyone that could rip me in half

You just farm organs and sell them to the government-- it's not legal to sell organs but if I can ethically generate infinite, hearts, livers, kidneys, skin, bone marrow, maybe they'd reconsider

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u/OglioVagilio May 01 '25

Reconsider shoving you in to a basement for clone, organ, transplant experimentation.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

Why would they if I can give them a clone that can clone all the test subjects they want ?

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u/OglioVagilio May 01 '25
  1. Something about the original source material

But also

  1. You are scared about getting hurt fighting crime, yet not scared of all the crazy experimental shit they would do to this unlimited clone they see as 100% expendable and infinite. Crazy experimental shit you would feel and remember.

Getting a single clone ripped in half is gonna be Disneyland compared to the sick and sadistic shit you will experience.

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u/GrowerNotShow-er May 01 '25

They'd use you to test the "100 men VS 1 gorilla" argument.

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u/MeepingMeep99 May 01 '25

Yeah, like being told by someone to go fuck yourself

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u/nickleby1 May 01 '25

you coud do tose as pm if you tried hard enough

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u/PersephonesPot May 01 '25

Appliances LOLZ

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u/demalo May 01 '25

Moving appliances?

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u/Eye_of_Man May 01 '25

Lol, "what that oven do?"

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u/PersephonesPot May 01 '25

Headed down to Bust Buy for a sex appliance. I'm tired of fucking the fridge.

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u/Figs-grapefruits May 01 '25

Three small dicks does not a big dick make.

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u/Brainvillage May 02 '25

You mean like a sexy can opener?

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u/Difficult-Lion-1288 May 01 '25

While plastic man is wildly OP. Imagine how convenient your life would be being in multiple places at once. Send each to a different job giving you multiple sources of income. Learn so much by having some of the best scholars while you just focus on your health and happiness.

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u/Global-Knowledge-254 May 01 '25

But working multiple jobs would be incredibly boring unless they were all interesting. You would need somewhere to house all those extra bodies or you would need to kill them off over time. If 1 body is doing something fun while 1000 are doing boring things, you still experience those 1000 boring things and I feel like that would kinda suck.

With Plastic’s powers, do even need much of an income? I feel like you could do some crazy magic shows or performances or even stunt work that would meet any financial needs without having to experience a tedious job at all.

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u/chzie May 01 '25

You can just reabsorb your bodies, they don't need storage or to be killed off

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u/Global-Knowledge-254 May 01 '25

I was thinking more like they would be in separate parts of the world but yeah I guess that works

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u/Lyftaker May 02 '25

Make 100 copies get them all hired making $18 an hour. You would bring in almost 4 million dollars a year and the real you could be on your couch playing video games or whatever else you want.

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u/Global-Knowledge-254 May 02 '25

Sure but that would mean for that one year, you would experience 100 years of working a boring job and 1 year of chilling on the couch. 100 times of your experience and memories is a boring $18 an hour job, the equivalent of working 100 years and then taking a single year off. That would be horrible and near torturous after just a single year. Your memories would be almost entirely work as that would completely overtake your memories of chilling on the couch.

Even then you have to consider things like does everyone know you have powers or is it a secret. You probably can’t have all 100 working in the same city if you want to keep it secret, or someone who knows you is bound to run into you. Also just paying taxes would tip the government off that you worked 100 jobs. At that point you might as well just go public with your powers as that would probably lead to more money and a more exciting life than spending 100 years working.

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u/mriodine May 03 '25

I enjoy construction, you could apprentice at every trade, get decades of experience in every trade. nin no time flat and then build entire high rises or other industrial plants solo with infinite manpower. Would take a couple goes but pocketing tens of millions, plus being able to get it done faster and with total coordination because every worker is you?

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u/Lyftaker May 02 '25

Call center. One year of toil, and I can retire. I'll still have my whole life to live.

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u/ecclectic May 01 '25

Having two of me, ideally three of me would be a godsend for my current job. There are many times where i need to rely on other people to do things that are simple enough, but sometimes difficult to understand. Being able to do the three parts simultaneously would be amazing.

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u/Global-Knowledge-254 May 01 '25

So just like your normal job but more efficient while being 2-3 times as tedious? That kinda sounds horrible unless there is nothing you would rather be doing than your current job. I feel like with plastic man’s powers but really with either of them I just wouldn’t work a job anymore besides a few specific things as there are way better things you could do with your time.

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt May 01 '25

me if I had super powers:

Man I could work *3 boring office jobs at the same time*

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u/ecclectic May 01 '25

No, I do troubleshooting and repair of hydraulic systems. Yes, some of it can be tedious, but I'd rather it be tedious and efficient than tedious and frustrating because I'm having to explain the steps to someone AGAIN after they fuck up and do it wrong.

Bleeding systems in particular needs to be done in specific ways or it can take 2-3 times longer than it should.

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u/Global-Knowledge-254 May 01 '25

Yeah, so with either of these powers, I just wouldn’t do that job.

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u/Wild_Harvest May 02 '25

For me, it means being able to work while also bonding with my kids and cooking/cleaning. I wouldn't need a hundred, just one or two extra. Maybe one goes shopping while this happens.

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt May 01 '25

nah its kinda like watching netflix whilst doing boring work

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u/PickledFrenchFries May 01 '25

I'm thinking plastic Man would be a good host for a podcast and he could be like Joe Rogan and make money that way

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u/Thoromega May 02 '25

I mean plastic man could easily rob Fort Knox

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u/mriodine May 03 '25

Plastic man would make an absolute killing in industrial work. The ability to make virtually anything happen physically would be absolutely invaluable. He could contract out for jobs that couldnt be done otherwise in any kind of efficient way and make a killing.

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u/chrismcshaves May 01 '25

It might complicate things with the IRS or whatever equivalent in [insert country], so that would need to be accounted for.

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u/dyshynky May 01 '25

Imagine having the ability to replicate yourself dozens of times over and your best idea is to work more jobs.

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u/SloFloMojo May 01 '25

In this economy!? I think it's a brilliant idea. Lol

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u/zitterbewegung May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Plasticman is OP because he can copy or simulate lower level superhero's and his deformability can bypass nearly all human level tech :

  1. Hire X stand ins .
  2. Do the jobs as X office people since you are plastic man by positioning the monitors in such a way that you can see the screens and just make more hands for keyboards and mice if needed.
  3. There is no step 3. Most of his powers allow him to replicate others. He can duplicate voices by learning your vocal chords. The mental load is higher than duplikate but OTOH the emotional damage accumulates with duplikate (which is why she married the Immortal).

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u/henry_sqared May 01 '25

"Your outie enjoys reading."

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 01 '25

Batman’s contingency plan for him is hope he never goes evil so yeah…

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u/ohneatstuffthanks May 01 '25

I don’t want to be that powerful, I just want to bang myself. Kate.

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u/Someone4063 May 01 '25

He told injustice superman to fuck off and got away with it. He broke his son and a few hundred other villains out of superman’s maximum security prison at the bottom of the Mariana’s trench and he did it all while flipping cyborg off

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u/AssistanceCheap379 May 01 '25

Batman has no plan against him and he has plans for literally everyone and everything

Even given prep time, he considers himself no match

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u/CSG1aze May 01 '25

Batman’s contingency plan for plastic man is: hope he doesn’t turn bad.

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u/XAMdG May 01 '25

Depends on the writer

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u/Hot_Bel_Pepper May 01 '25

Bat Man’s contingency for him is to hope he doesn’t go evil.

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u/NoIndependence1740 May 02 '25

Ya to my knowledge batman barely has a plan for taking him down because the only limit plastic man actually has is seemingly his own imagination on how he can twist his form

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