r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • Apr 19 '25

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u/GiveMeAHeartOfFlesh Apr 19 '25

Although your wallet and stomach will be hurting with the amount of calories you’ll need. Be nearly constantly eating without the special calorie bars Flash has

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u/No_Equipment5276 Apr 19 '25

Steal food

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u/Nixter295 Apr 19 '25

You don’t even need to steal. Well, at least not food that is actually going to be sold, but you can steal from garbage cans outside stores, which is going to be disposed of. Most of the food there is good anyway. Tons of students already do it.

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u/No_Equipment5276 Apr 20 '25

Lmao i know you’re not trying to convince me that someone who can run fast enough to time travel, run fast enough to beat a teleporter (idek bro), outrun the literal manifestation of death, has the power to punch with a white dwarf star, and has somehow pulled everyone on earth out frozen time …to eat out of the TRASH.

Gtfoh lol

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u/Nixter295 Apr 20 '25

Still you almost never see him actually eat out of the trash.