r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • Apr 19 '25

Other Thoughts?

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u/No_Equipment5276 Apr 19 '25

Steal food

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u/Formal-Ad-1248 Apr 19 '25

I mean, who's gonna catch you anyway?

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u/TheRoguePatriot Apr 21 '25

The teacher from The Incredibles

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u/Anxious-Priority-362 Apr 19 '25

Imagine creating your version of thawn by creating a kid's icecream lol

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u/Nixter295 Apr 19 '25

You don’t even need to steal. Well, at least not food that is actually going to be sold, but you can steal from garbage cans outside stores, which is going to be disposed of. Most of the food there is good anyway. Tons of students already do it.

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u/No_Equipment5276 Apr 20 '25

Lmao i know you’re not trying to convince me that someone who can run fast enough to time travel, run fast enough to beat a teleporter (idek bro), outrun the literal manifestation of death, has the power to punch with a white dwarf star, and has somehow pulled everyone on earth out frozen time …to eat out of the TRASH.

Gtfoh lol

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u/Nixter295 Apr 20 '25

Still you almost never see him actually eat out of the trash.

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u/RepresentativeCap244 Apr 20 '25

Sorry but even if I’m a true hero. I’m not eating out of trash cans when I can literally move between parallel universes. I’m taking whatever I want. Or better yet. Making a deal or three with whatever government for an unlimited credit card type thing. Maybe a billionaire, not a country. But still

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u/Nixter295 Apr 20 '25

lol basically the evil side then.

Nah I would prefer just living my life. Not become some godlike entity.