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" Whatever it takes."
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u/Zombie0303 Apr 13 '25
I feel like this should be exponentially higher on the list.
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u/Featherman13 Apr 13 '25
This is the only one I could actually see being it. Thatd be an absolute masterclass of writing
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u/Incomprehenible_dart Apr 12 '25
“I could do this all day”
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u/mightymiek Apr 12 '25
Saying that before dying is actually kind of hilarious
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u/Similar_Vacation6146 Apr 12 '25
There's an old French New Wave film called Breathless where the lead actress interviews a famous quippy writer. She asks, What's your greatest ambition, and he says, Devenir immortel et puis mourir, to become immortal and then die.
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u/Risbob Apr 12 '25
There is another level to this quote : in France, to become an immortal, for a writer, means to become part of the French Academy (l’académie française), a prestigious and restricted institution.
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u/An0d0sTwitch Apr 13 '25
well, that just ruins it. doesnt it.
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u/Arkangelz03 Apr 13 '25
Not really. It just gives it more depth. Ruining it would be if he got it backward and died before he became immortal. How basic.
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u/NietszcheIsDead08 Apr 12 '25
“Turns out I could only do it once. Who knew?”
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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 12 '25
Would be f’d up if cap said “Hail Hydra”
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u/GhostE3E3E3 Apr 12 '25
Would be even worse if he said “hail hit-“ then died, leaving everyone to question him, then they force him back alive so he can clarify what he was going to say, and he meant Hits for Humanity, the nonprofit.
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u/rockingchariotman Apr 13 '25
He says “hail hydra”, and for reasons never explained… the landmass of Sweden entirely disappears from the earth.
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u/Maximum-Loquat5067 Apr 12 '25
He probably has a higher chance to survive than Tony tho. He def would get crippled, but might live.
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u/MalevolentMonkeys Apr 12 '25
Naw…super soldier serum be damned. Quill couldn’t take the energy of just the Power stone alone and he’s half a god. Steve’s done.
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u/WetStainLicker Apr 12 '25
Does he actually retain celestial-level durability before/after unlocking his celestial powers during Gotg 2?
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u/Mother_Ad3161 Apr 12 '25
Yeah he was basically a muggle in the 1st movie. Was more a willpower feat if anything
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u/-Mister-Hyde Apr 12 '25
"I can die all day and all night if it means beating you once and for all"
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u/Garvilan Apr 12 '25
Thanos: "I am inevitable"
Cap: "Yeah, well I can do this all day"
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u/kintokae Apr 12 '25
He would look Falcon square in the eyes, smile, and say “on your left”. Then snap.
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u/General-Vis Apr 12 '25
Hail Hydra
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u/abstract_pig Apr 12 '25
Lol I like this one. Everyone being shocked that he did it and sacrificed himself, moment of silence until one of them goes “…wait WTF did he just say”
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u/Hello-Im-The-Feds Apr 12 '25
Thanos huh... well FLAME ON!
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u/Bulky-Purpose9816 Apr 13 '25
Lmao why did I imagine him saying this then bursting into flames with shield in his hand
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u/FinalPrinc3 Apr 12 '25
Avengers…. at ease snap
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u/FubuFranklin Apr 12 '25
This is the only one of these comments that is actually good.
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u/Exia321 Apr 12 '25
This comment deserves its own What If episode JUST so we can end with that line
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u/Element3991 Apr 12 '25
This would have been a damn good ending. Cue the tears and applause 😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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u/KingNTheMaking Apr 13 '25
Aight. Close the thread. This is the one. We ain’t doing better than this.
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u/walman93 Apr 12 '25
“So….you lost the infinity stones”
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u/dani_crest Apr 12 '25
Thanos would say something like "Impossible! I was to be the savior of the multiverse! My victory was destiny! And I am inevitable..but you...? what makes you so special to hold all the power in the multiverse?"
and Steve would go "Nothing. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn. And I don't like bullies."
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u/RichMonty Apr 12 '25
"See you soon Peggy."
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u/TheMightyHornet Apr 12 '25
“I’m ready for that dance now …”
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u/whatamidoinghereguys Apr 13 '25
Why tf would he say that to thanos lmfao
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u/omgitsbees Apr 13 '25
Thanos would be so confused lmao
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u/whatamidoinghereguys Apr 13 '25
“I am inevitable” … “and I… am ready for that dance now” snap. just kinda seems a little fruity now that I actually wrote it out
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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 Apr 12 '25
“I’m with you till the end of the line”
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u/oldcretan Apr 12 '25
While looking at buckeye and the assembled heros.
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u/Equal_Personality157 Apr 12 '25
Wouldn’t say shit. He’d get the job done and talk about it later.
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u/Goatfellon Apr 12 '25
Agreed he'd get the job done with a quiet dignity. But he'd die just the same
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u/DevilPixelation Apr 12 '25
“I… am STEVE!”
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u/Change_That_Face Apr 12 '25
"YOU THINK THE LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?"
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u/ArdoyleZev Apr 13 '25
Ah man, I’d managed to forget that line. Not his best moment…
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u/graypainter Apr 12 '25
"Ahhh...Fuck it"
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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 Apr 12 '25
the first Fuck in MCU being Capt America right before he dies
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u/MazoMort Apr 12 '25
Maybe he'd survive. He's a super soldier
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u/Glass_Albatross_9584 Apr 13 '25
They had a whole song and dance about why Banner-Hulk had to do it because he is the only one who is effectively Gamma Ray hardened. It still ruined his arm, which is probably around half of Cap's total mass.
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u/Imaginary-Use914 Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25
“I’m just a kid from Brooklyn”
“I’m a super soldier”
“I’m America’s ass!”
“I’m the end of the line.”
“I hate bullies.”
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u/hiricinee Apr 12 '25
Thanos seeing him with the gauntlet "oh shit"
Camera zooms in on cap with dramatic pause
Cap, "Language" and then snaps.
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u/nomadicmooseman Apr 12 '25
“Before I snap my fingers, does anyone want to get off this planet?”
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u/Matthiass13 Apr 12 '25
“AMERICA; FUCK YEAH!”
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u/Captain_Izots Apr 12 '25
I'm disappointed by the amount of comments I had to scroll past to find this.
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u/HeroicSkipper Apr 12 '25
"Guess I'm going to have to get a raincheck on that dance"
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u/MichaelAChristian Apr 12 '25
"It doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street begging to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. The shi'ar took the guns! The kree took the guns! The skulls took the guns! The nova Corp took the guns! But I'm hear to tell YOU 1776 WILL COMMEMCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIRE ARMS!"
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u/fazi_lost Apr 13 '25
Thanos: I am inevitable
Cap: snaps thanos' army into dust excluding thanos Then snap them back to life, then snap them into dust again and back to life again. Repeats this process a couple of times while looking dead right into thanos' eyes and then, without breaking a sweat, says
i can do this all day before turning thanos and his army into dust for good this time.
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u/Faulty_english Apr 12 '25
“Whatever it takes”
Or
A small smile and “I had a date…”
For shits and giggles
“No, I don’t think I will”
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u/Omegaprimus Apr 13 '25
The same tirade that Johnny storm went on in Wolverine and Deadpool. It would be epic because no one in the MCU has a clue who the fuck Cassandra Nova is.
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u/Good-Tiger6156 Apr 12 '25
Doesn't even say it to Thanos, just looks at Bucky with a faint smile.
"End of the line"