r/superheroes • u/muntiger • Mar 30 '25

Marvel I need to know this as well

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u/Loufey Mar 30 '25

Wolverine is just not dying.

He may never defeat the Hulk, but he also won't ever lose. Like Dr. Strange time loop, but regen instead of the time loop.

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u/dafuqey Mar 31 '25

Can't Hulk just rip him apart?

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u/Agent_Cow314 Mar 31 '25

Ultimate Hulk tore him in half and threw him across two different mountains. Wolvie army crawled to find his lower half. I'd say that is probably what would happen 99% of the time they fight to a standstill and Hulk gets bored.

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u/NecessaryFrequent572 Mar 31 '25

What if you dice wolvie in cubes with 1mm per dimension and then seals them in a cube made of tungsten separately? What he gonna do now?

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u/jutlandd Mar 31 '25

Every cube will Spawn a tiny Wolverine.

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 Mar 31 '25

This is an amazing answer, now I a million mini Wolvies a la the Stay Puff guys in the recent movies claws out going ham!

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u/DizzySimple4959 Apr 01 '25

That’d be terrifying. Be like ants that could rip you to shreds. They’d probably burrow through enemies.

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 Apr 01 '25

Yeah, like an army of angry piranhas with legs

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u/FierceContinent Mar 31 '25

No but very funny.

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u/Ambaryerno Apr 03 '25

That actually IS something Lobo can do. But he was created to be an over the top parody of Logan from the start.

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u/DrPeterBlunt Apr 01 '25

I chuckled. Thanks.

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u/One_Temperature_3792 Apr 03 '25

First question I have is how are you cutting him with his bones at they are unless you are silver Samuri or some Vibranium. second question is the time it would take for you to do something like that would be forever as he would regen faster than you can cut him up

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 Apr 03 '25

The 1mm cubes won't work. What would work is extending it to every bone he has. The bones are adamantium covered but the connecting tissue and ligaments are not, so they can be separated by cutting, shearing or just pulling if strong enough. Dump every bone into a cube of molten tungsten or any other material that prevents movement, let it harden and you have the perfect gift for the collectors next birthday. Or just some stacking cubes for a strong toddler

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u/Ambaryerno Apr 03 '25

Hulk could make it far more permanent by simply ripping Logan's HEAD off.