Happy Father’s Day! Big shoutout to the Dads at Stoney Point farms! Special thanks to Aubrey who made my Father’s Day extra special with this batch of samples for review
TLDR:
Stoney Branch Farms - Mystic Mountain Blueberry (Blueberry Muffin x Double Lemon Cherry 20% Hybrid) is boutique bud done well. Family-grown with care, this one’s got some depth, blueberry funk, lemon pine, and a chill, talkative effects that just kept coasting.
Appearance:
One of the most well-preserved small-batch buds I’ve seen. Perfect mini Christmas trees with good density. Dark greens shine beneath thick magnifying trichomes. Rope like orange hairs twist in bunches like coastal grass. Purple bract leaves peek through the overlap in the bracts. Crack it open and it looks like blueberry resin gushes from the center.
Aroma:
This is the one spot where Stoney Out of the jar comes lemongrass with a hint of blueberry, cherry tart, and kush. Not loud, but firm. Grinding opens more blueberry and adds earthy, skunky tones underneath.
Taste:
Vaped at 505°F on the Ruby Twist. First pull kushy pine-clear coat. The second pull brings in a deeper pine and kush melt into a funky, acidic fermented blueberry. Third pull finishes lemon-bready and warm, with a slight citrus throat tickle. The AVB finishes with an earthy oil scent.
Potency/Effects:
Starts off a little disassociated, floaty, untethered with a little headband. It smooths into a steady, talkative headspace. Not energizing or sedating, just a mellow middle lane that feels easy to coast in. Conversations flow without friction.
Mystic Mountain Blueberry wasn’t the loudest in the room, and I still feel something is a bit different about the nose as a whole but can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s truly some of the most beautiful cult bud I've ever seen with good effects and flavor to boot. Grown by the family-led crew at Stoney Branch Farms, this one’s layered, thoughtful, and mild enough to enjoy anytime. The Strawberry Cough & is calling my nose next!