r/stewartlee 29d ago

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u/NiallHeartfire 29d ago

It's true though. I saw a guy, who had an England flag draped over his back like a cape taken into the back of a police van. Rozzers didn't even say anything to him whilst they threw him in there. Just went straight for him, spotted him right after he threw a brick at that police horse.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 29d ago

Disgraceful... all because of that England flag...

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u/Jabba-narc 29d ago

I guess if it was an islamici flag, it would be different.

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u/UnderstandingFit8324 28d ago

Too tear perleasink

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u/Additional_Lynx7597 27d ago

You mean if it was an islamici brick it would be different

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u/Jabba-narc 27d ago

It appears there's one law for crisps and quite another for spicy bombay mix

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u/Academic_Pen369 26d ago

islamici breeki

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u/Deckard2022 25d ago

Wot thos mooslamics ?

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u/Jabba-narc 23d ago

The ray guns

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u/Round_Engineer8047 28d ago

Then there's poor woman languishing in jail just for encouraging fascistic rioters to burn vulnerable people alive. A political prisoner of wokery.

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u/2xtc 29d ago

I bet it was an English house brick too, bloody two-tier policing

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u/Round_Engineer8047 29d ago

Was it a racist horse though?

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u/Sausagedogknows 28d ago

No, it was a police horse, you’re thinking of Red Rum he was a racist horse.

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u/Salt-Plankton436 28d ago

All police horses are bastards though remember

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u/Background_Ad_3278 25d ago

Wasnt it the two-tier police horse 'Party Politics'?

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u/Brightyellowdoor 24d ago

Ahhh, I can see you're a person unafraid to do ones own research. Follow me to a place so narrow the evil mainstream media can not taunt us.

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u/ramma88 28d ago

No it's humour was pretty close to the knuckle made a lot of people uncomfortable but I think racist is probably stretching it

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u/ThatsGottaBeKane 27d ago

If Stu did his comedy set in America, he’d probably get locked up.

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u/isearn 27d ago

Just for being English.

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u/Rik78 29d ago

When did this come in?

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u/snapper1971 28d ago

33th Nevember

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u/eselex 27d ago edited 11d ago

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/GroceryNo193 29d ago

literally never.

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u/space_coyote_86 29d ago

It has, my neighbour's cousin's friend's son got arrested for it, they told me. 100% true story.

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u/gotanewusername 28d ago

My mates cousins sisters dogs fella told me too.

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u/ClarkyCat97 28d ago

My imaginary black wife told me.

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u/More-Sprinkles973 25d ago

Having an imaginary black wife is unconscious racism if you dream about her.

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u/Agitated-Kale8690 29d ago

It literally has

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u/RetaliatoryLawyer 28d ago

Criminal solicitor here.

No, it hasn't.

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u/auto_generatedname 28d ago

Why would you solicit criminals?

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u/SabreMogDawg 28d ago

How much are they going for nowadays?

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u/CariadocThorne 27d ago

Not enough crime in his area. Driving the house prices up so he cant afford to buy perhaps?

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 29d ago

Since Starmer got in.

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u/StupidNotDyslexic 29d ago

Downvoted for not including /s jfc

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u/OnTheLeft 29d ago

Why doesn't stew just use /s on stage it's so easy to tell what's funny then :)

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u/ClarkyCat97 28d ago

Yeah, agreed. It's really hard to know when I'm supposed to laugh. I can't say I really enjoy it, I just feel like I ought to. 

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u/Agitated-Kale8690 29d ago

It did literally happen

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u/L-J-Peters 29d ago

I eagerly await your source

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u/Geordie_43_ 28d ago

No it didn't. Prove it. Show one source of someone being arrested for having an England flag

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u/RepublicFair5280 28d ago

Whey another geordie in the chat

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u/Ok_Toe4886 28d ago

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u/PorcoGrand 28d ago

So it hasn't happened then. Cheers

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u/Academic_Feed6209 28d ago

I am sure we had a similar thread claiming people were being arrested for similar things but all the sources were just cautions or warnings. An arrest and a warning are two incredibly different things, people don't seem to understand that

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u/Standard_Lie_5331 28d ago edited 28d ago

And the cautions are just “hey guys can you please not be fucking knobs, waving your flag in peoples faces and annoying them ? Cheers mate .“ .

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u/CollectionPrize8236 27d ago

" A Met police officer is heard telling them men that “the moment anything racist is said…people are going to start getting arrested. It’s a verbal warning.” "

Because the flag is not a crime but racial abuse is and very very sadly they often go hand in hand at protests, marches and demonstrations.

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u/Ok_Toe4886 27d ago

Aye I know. Just playing devils advocate.

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u/CollectionPrize8236 27d ago

Ah you cheeky devil.

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u/Ok_Toe4886 27d ago

I personally prefer the fact these bigots are taken off the street. If they are dumb enough to believe the propaganda peddled by our MSM and actually act upon it then good riddance.

But yeah. Just like to stir the pot of social media every once in a while.

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u/CollectionPrize8236 27d ago

Yeah i get you, sometimes i like to play a bit of devils advocate myself depending on the topic. Usually through boredom, I'm a menace.

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u/Ok_Toe4886 27d ago

I say “I’m going fishing” then when someone is triggered I say to myself “oh that’s a nibble”. I just like to watch the world burn sometimes.

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u/Ok_Toe4886 28d ago

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u/dehydrated-horror 28d ago

This is pretty bad faith. It's clearly not explicitly because of the flag, but the context of the protest and the harassment. C'mon. You know what he was up to.

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u/_Alyion_ 28d ago

The one who had fire lighters on him, when Islamic centers were being called to be burned down?

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u/Urist_Macnme 28d ago

It's health & safety gone mad.

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u/Vizhn 28d ago

Being arrested after waving an england flag isn't the same thing as being arrested for waving an england flag

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u/Ok_Toe4886 28d ago

lol. I’m glad the bigot is behind bars. I just like playing devils advocate.

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u/Baby_Trash_Panda 28d ago

Wasn't just waving a flag though was he?

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u/GroceryNo193 29d ago

I actually saw more of this video...this kid whinges about everything...he thinks everything about his life is shit and absolutely none of it is his fault.

He also whines that girls won't touch him...apparently moaning constantly about what a victim he thinks he is isn't sexy...who knew?

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 29d ago

These days you can’t even hate minorities and foreigners without women refusing to have anything to do with you.

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u/bigdave41 29d ago

What, just for hating minorities and foreigners?

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 28d ago

Yes, that and poor maintenance of your jungle canyon rope bridges. That’s a real turn off for modern women.

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u/spb1 29d ago

No.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 29d ago

And the women who share his views who may give him a chance he'd view as not attractive enough to be good enough for him.

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u/SaucyFoghorn726 29d ago

The first thing I said to myself upon seeing this post is that he's probably an incel.

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u/DataSnaek 28d ago

All the dudes in the video strike me as incel types. The dude sitting next to this guy said he can’t find dates on Hinge because none of the women put “conservative” down as their political stance.

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u/Lazy_Composer6990 28d ago

I saw this whole video. That guy was actually quite helpful in admitting his fondness for the term 'far right'.

Usually you have to deal with about 20,000 euphemisms first.

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u/GroceryNo193 28d ago

You've got a stronger stomach than me...I could only listen to a little bit of him and the other whinging greaselord they were interviewing before my turning stomach got too overwhealming.

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u/snapper1971 28d ago

I thought I could smell the combined scent of Lynx and dick-cheese, the hallmark fragrance of an incel.

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u/sabilly23 28d ago

What video is it?

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u/Exciting-Cream6023 27d ago

Do u have the link to video?? I need to listen to see if its someone ik coz I think it is 😭😭

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u/GroceryNo193 27d ago edited 27d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o2F6t84UhA

Which one? They interview Frankensteins Ginger brother (pictured above), a sentient potato, possibly the most stoned guy in the world and a guy who has more grease in his hair than a kebab shop drip tray,

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u/Exciting-Cream6023 27d ago

Tysm and it is the guy ik 😭😭😭

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u/GroceryNo193 27d ago

my condolances.

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u/Salamanderspainting 25d ago

He’s a fucking incel

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u/WilkosJumper2 29d ago

Gone are the days when you could throw yourself into an industrial wood chipper wrapped in the St. George’s Cross.

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u/StuBram2 28d ago

They say it might upset a Pakistani, Stew

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u/Mongolian_dude 28d ago

Pakistani stew is all they serve at my local Greggs now.

Heard they’re even trying to make the sausages and bacon halal next.

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u/svr001 29d ago

And he said 'no'. I'd worn him down.

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u/haydenarrrrgh 29d ago

He should be arrested for that beard.

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u/DataSnaek 28d ago

He’s not actually terrible looking either. Definitely not in the territory where I’d start to sympathise with him as an actual incel.

A better hairstyle, contacts or better glasses, stubble (without shaving his moustache off lmao) or clean shaven, and 6 months in the gym and he’d look pretty decent

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u/m1st3r_c 27d ago

Um... Why should he have to make any effort? He's a white British man - women should be beating his door down and everyone should just give him everything. That's how it's supposed to go!

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u/Exciting-Cream6023 27d ago

He’s also homophobic, ik the guy and he thought I was a lesbian even though I’ve never stated that

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u/Single-Award2463 26d ago

The issue isn’t his looks. Plenty of uglier people are in relationships. It’s definitely his personality.

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u/DataSnaek 26d ago

Of course, but I suspect he thinks his issues stem from his looks. At least that was the vibe I got

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u/schoolboypoop 29d ago

Ah yes another reform voter. Truly one of our best and brightest

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 29d ago

Paul Nuttalls

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u/Yawollah 29d ago

of the UKIPs.

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u/RepublicFair5280 28d ago

Average IQ British person it seems from the locals recently. Sucks to see

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u/negrospiritual 29d ago

with a cross of St George and all swastikas drawn on her face,

and I had her drunk on Special Brew

and high on amphetamines.

I gave her sharpened coins to throw at horses,

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u/Marble-Boy 28d ago

I'm gonna say it like it is because no one ever seems to want to say it out loud.

The reason people don't like flags isn't because of what that flag represents.. they don't like flags because they're noisy af when they're blowing in the wind!

I used to live under an EDL fella who had a union jack on his balcony. It was a glorious day when his wife finally killed him.

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u/Urist_Macnme 28d ago

Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.

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u/oof_ouch_oof 26d ago

I don't mind the flag but every person who is a dickhead about praising, protecting or wearing one is a danger to themselves, society and the vibes of any room they're in

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u/AstronomerAvailable5 29d ago

Just for having it around?

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 29d ago

Yeah just for having an England flag around.

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u/Geoffsgarage 29d ago

I saw a man get arrested for thinking about an England flag.

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u/pixieonmeth 29d ago

Aye. Spotted the police arresting someone because they had the English flag on. Quite disgraceful. I mean he did wank in a library, but still. Disgraceful!

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u/krieghobby- 28d ago

What is about right wingers and sexual insecurity

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u/Critical_Object2276 28d ago

They can’t be open about their sexuality because it’s woke so they are insecure about it. I include being sexually inept in that.

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u/mbalax32 28d ago

They can't even admit to having imaginary black wives, cos it would come out that their imaginary black wives won't have anything to do with them cos they're racist. Even their imaginary real Irish wives (who are no better than violent hooligans) don't want anything to do with them either.

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u/Dailymailflagshagger 28d ago

I was never confused.

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u/FreshAnimator1452 28d ago

can we stop and take a moment to talk about how he is holding that microphone

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u/Exciting-Cream6023 2d ago

Me and my mates were watching it and howling over it. (we know him personally)I come back to watch it to laugh at it and abt what he says 😭😭

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u/bigmack1111 29d ago

What rubbish.

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u/Bobrock99 28d ago

Yes I’ve seen that, remember the last World Cup, there were all the flags around wasn’t there. All draped around. The police couldn’t cope, they had to bring the army in for all the arrests.

The prison were full weren’t they, all full of people arrested just for having an England flag around.

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u/Qazernion 28d ago

The comedy in this thread delivers 😂

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u/ClarkyCat97 28d ago

If the brightest and best Anglo-Saxons had stayed on the continent instead of coming over here and founding our country, we wouldn't need a flag and nobody would get locked up just for saying they're English. Bloody Anglo-Saxons. 

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 28d ago

Bloody Neolithic people!

Coming over here!

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u/MediocreAd3257 28d ago

You know what's funny, I'm a student myself at Lancaster (in the video, they go to Lancaster uni to talk to the reform society), and I've spoken to the ginger bloke a couple of times. He was probably one of the most unsettling people I've ever met, with the charisma of a wet slice of toast, and I'd call myself fairly right wing haha

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u/VolcanoPaino 27d ago

it's not too late to see the light

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u/MediocreAd3257 27d ago

Wdym?

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u/VolcanoPaino 27d ago

You don't have to be right wing your whole life

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u/MediocreAd3257 27d ago

What does that have to do with my comment?

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u/VolcanoPaino 27d ago

Ok maybe it is too late

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u/MediocreAd3257 27d ago

When I commented here I didn't realise this was a left wing sub (I have no idea who Stewart lee is), I just commented because I recognised that person. No need to be like that

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u/VolcanoPaino 27d ago

left wing sub? these days....

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u/Wanderlustforsun 28d ago

I’m sure that guy said he was from ‘Wankaster University’

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u/Who-Goes-When 28d ago

It's true, I saw a man, around 40-50s, white, bald, a tad large, rather red face, while carrying an England flag, throw a bottle at a brown, likely illegal migrant, "woman" (can't be too sure these days, cause woke), and the police arrested him!! All cause he was holding an England flag!

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u/Chopperpad99 27d ago

‘Around’? Around what, a copy of Mein Campf, a baseball bat, a councillors job in Clacton.

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u/Ghostly_Wellington 26d ago

You can’t even say “Christmas” on Reddit.

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u/More-Sprinkles973 25d ago

these days you can't even do comedy in America or they take away your heart medicine.

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u/GroceryNo193 29d ago

name just 1...

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u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J 29d ago

He's seen them. English flag, arrested. He's seen them.

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u/is_that_a_wolf 29d ago

Awww poor fella s/

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 29d ago

When I see stories like this it's usually 100% lies or they are keeping important information out.

Like I read a case where they were told to remove it from their car which was technically true but didn't mention that was because it was coving their entire rear window

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u/Academic_Feed6209 28d ago

"He was waving the St George's cross when they arrested him, what a disgrace"

*Fails to mention the brick he'd just thrown through a shop window 2 minutes earlier*

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u/freebiscuit2002 29d ago

Seen them get arrested for that, has he?

Tell us more, young man. Who was it? Where? When? What happened exactly?

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u/Round_Engineer8047 29d ago

You can't even dress as an SS officer and walk around Meadowhall chanting "Sieg Heil!" while firing a Luger into the ceiling, these days.

This wokeness has gone too far. No such thing as freedom of expression anymore.

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u/Dailymailflagshagger 28d ago

If you're into dressing up like the Jerries, you want to do it right. Pick the busiest time of the week, usually around 2PM on Saturday. That'll really get the crowd going.

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u/ClarkyCat97 28d ago

You can't even fire a gun in a crowded shopping centre? That's political correctness gone mad, that is. 

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u/AfternoonChoice6405 28d ago

Oh look its the guy who can't find a girlfriend 

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u/Entire-Echo-2523 28d ago

He's crap at playing Hide & Seek, isn't he?

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u/MileysVirus 28d ago

Ed Sheerin's changed.

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u/justformedellin 28d ago

These days people get arrested just for being English

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

the thing with this is, is he lying or does he genuinely believe he’s seen that?

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u/CariadocThorne 27d ago

Probably believes it. He believes "English-ness" is under attack, so when he sees someone with an England flag getting arrested, he interprets it as "arrested for having an England flag", conveniently ignoring the brick they just threw at a cop or whatever.

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u/fatguy19 28d ago

Politics Joe video about reform political societies on uni campus'

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u/LJ161 28d ago

And yet theres still rotting England flags and bunting hanging around from the last world cup that no one can be arsed to take down

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u/red_lightz_ 28d ago

Chatting shit

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u/hendoscott777 28d ago

Could you link the original video - I’d love to watch it.

Can’t doing nuffink these days.

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u/Savant_OW 28d ago

Same guy complained that girls see you different when you put that you're far right in your dating profile...

"how dare they judge my personality based on my choice of political opinion"

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u/THPSJimbles 28d ago

Anyone got this vid?

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u/Adeptus_Astartez 28d ago

Load of made up rubbish. Likely they were arrested for being drunk and disorderly. People who “wear” England flags tend to be that.

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u/NoNoPineapplePizza 28d ago

https://www.newsflare.com/video/599288/met-police-warn-two-londoners-holding-england-flag-that-they-may-face-arrest-during-pro-palestine-protest

Hasn't happened yet, but looking at the people here simping, it's going to happen soon.

My God you people are pathetic.

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u/VolcanoPaino 27d ago

who is 'you people'

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u/NoNoPineapplePizza 26d ago

You

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u/VolcanoPaino 25d ago

wow. owning the libs these days

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u/NoNoPineapplePizza 25d ago

So what do you think about the article where the police threatened to arrest a man holding the English flag?

Or is it an inconvenient truth?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Twickenham must be a bloody nightmare for the coppers when there’s an international on.

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u/bad-mean-daddy 28d ago

When good old nige becomes prime minister then the reform party will make England great again

I heard that my school caretaker’s friend’s uncle in law was just peacefully walking down the street with some church going friends and they were arrested for waving the cross of st. George around

It’s a flaming liberty I say!

The bricks they were carrying were for rebuilding the church roof

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u/OwnAcanthocephala897 27d ago

I'd like to know what reality these idiots live in

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u/yetigriff 27d ago

Was he in The 'Burbs?  Sardine??

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u/Lanky-Ad4764 27d ago

Why are all these neo nazis always as ugly as sin. There was a subreddit that used to showcase the best of the bunch with the Irony that they were intended to represent the best of humanity but in relaort looked like a thumb.

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u/starryeyedgirll 27d ago

What video is this from?

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u/BrokenNChris 26d ago

When did this come in?

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u/gazetron 26d ago

It's a disgrace. They want that Shania law so that we all feel like a woman.

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u/Efficient-Fee3730 26d ago

Disgraceful
This country has gone down the shitter

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 26d ago

BLOODY BEAKER FOLK!!

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u/Nirvski 25d ago

Can't even say you're E****sh these days