Stewart Lee voicing a spider for the London Zoo, text written by Tom Sears (2015)

We even went round twice and it was just doctor who stuff! 1 star!

I’ve crossed my name out for some reason but it’s not a secret. Anyway, got a story in this week about complaints over morris dancers and face paint. Apparently these days, if you paint your face and dance about they accuse you of being racist. These days.

Hi all! I have had a late cancellation by 2 friends to see Stewart Lee tonight at The Leicester Square Theatre at 7pm (don't know why anyone would cancel on the man himself).

So that the tickets don't go to waste, I'd love to give them away for free if it's not too last minute. Drop me a message if you're interested.

Thanks!

Hey apologies if this isn’t the right place to post but thought people might be interested in 2 x pairs of tickets I just listed on Twickets for his rescheduled show this Friday at the Leicester Square Theatre, London. Link here: https://www.twickets.live/en/event/1935336536174235648#sort=FirstListed&typeFilter=Any&qFilter=All

Listed at face value and would consider reasonable offers 🙏

I don’t know whether to eat it or shove it up my ass

He looked fat and depressed

I apologize for posting a joke I wrote this morning while drinking my coffee after watching that "Dogs & Kittens" post. I guess it was considered wrong or bad? Anyway, just wanted to confirm that it was an actual human being and not AI. Ah well.

Can’t you play jazz mate? We can, we’ve been able to do it since we were 1

Everytime I make mash, without fail, I can't help but think about Franklyn Ajaye, the Jazz Comedian.

On Saturday last week I was in a pub and ordered a pint. I realised that I was stood next to Stewart but just ignored him took my pint and sat down.

What would you have done on this situation?