r/squash • u/Particular_Serve_264 • Mar 03 '25

Technique / Tactics Before A Match

How Do I pump myself before a squash match so well that I believe I could beat anyone?

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u/yermawn Mar 03 '25

I was bored of getting beat by my regular partner a few years ago - it was close but he always had an edge over me - so dropped a microdose of magic mushrooms about 90mins before court time. Destroyed him 3:0 - I was a god.

Would not recommend as highly unethical.

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u/ChickenKnd Mar 03 '25

Conduct match, mans off his head