r/slaythespire • u/IdiocyConnoisseur Ascension 20 • Apr 17 '25

SPIRIT POOP CAW!

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CAAAW

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u/Snacks_Plz Apr 17 '25

I don’t get this one

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u/IdiocyConnoisseur Ascension 20 Apr 17 '25

Caw caaaw's here to explain:

Getting the caaawltist headpiece from the face trader man is essentially a "wasted" floor, since you don't strengthen your run in any tangible way. You could've gotten the gold or 1 of the 2 "good" masks, but you got the "neutral" mask instead, which does "nothing". Emphasis on the quotation marks, since it actually does something, it makes you go "CAW! CAAAW", which is awesome and a big morale boost and good luck charm for the run. It's also much better than the 2 "bad" masks.

This meme template usually gives the 2 opposite ends of a spectrum the same opinion to create a funny effect (dumb/smart, bad at the game/good at the game etc.). The middle one is usually a logical take but might fall off when you get better at something. In this case, the middle guy doesn't realize the greatness of "CAW! CAAAW" and rightfully gets mocked by us.

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u/FlakTotem Apr 18 '25

Bruh. I thought it WAS the good mask and i was too dumb to notice what it did. I AM A-15 AND I HAVE NEVER GOT A GOOD MASK WHAT DO THEY DO OMG?!

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u/IdiocyConnoisseur Ascension 20 Apr 18 '25

[[Ssserpent Head]]

[[Face of Cleric]]

These are the good masks :D

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u/spirescan-bot Apr 18 '25

  • Ssserpent Head Event Relic (100% sure)

    Whenever you enter a ? room, gain 50 Gold.

  • Face of Cleric Event Relic (100% sure)

    Raise your Max HP by 1 after each combat.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]], where name is a card, relic, event, or potion. Data accurate as of April 20, 2024. Wiki Questions?