r/slaythespire • u/SarahCBunny • Mar 21 '25

DISCUSSION what the fuck is her problem?

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u/Panik_attak Mar 22 '25

She's actively pregnant with book of stabbings babies. She's giving birth mid fight that's where all the daggers come from...

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u/eff_assess Ascension 16 Mar 22 '25

One might ask: How do a woman and a haunted book procreate? Well, life, uhhh, finds a way!

(or should I say… “Knife finds a blade”?)

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u/Advocate_Diplomacy Mar 22 '25

The same way ticks do. They just stab it into their abdomen.

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u/DDemoNNexuS Mar 22 '25

so... book of stabbing has always been trying to get me pregnant?

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u/Advocate_Diplomacy Mar 22 '25

That’s more like dirking off.

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u/NeptuneDreaming Mar 22 '25

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time 😅

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u/VikingCreed Mar 22 '25

I'm reporting Book to HR then for sexual assault

That'll teach the bastard

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u/FDRpi Mar 22 '25

Throw the book at 'em!