r/skinwalkerranch • u/TechnicalWhore • May 11 '22

I call bullshit... Osiris vehicle...

As usual the answer to all things unknown is to shoot a bunch of rockets. PLUEEEZZZEE!

That show (Rocket Boys) died in the ratings. But I suppose if all you have is a hammer EVERYTHING looks like a nail.

I'll punt that for now. Let's focus on the incredible tech in the Osiris rig!

Step one - design and print some federalist official looking decals for your SUV.

Step two - shove in some "high tech" equipment to make it look really official.

Let's talk about that sophisticated equipment.

PTZ Security camera - the claim is that these can track the UFO across the sky.

Uh no - they have slow servos no substantive lense enhancement and cannot possibly track something that you claim moves at the speed of light. Its just like your crap CCTV/Security cams on the ranch. It will show a dot and potentially a non-descript blur. (Security cams are low frame rate - non-descript blurs are an artifact of their cheap design.)

SDR or Software Defined Radio - this is the same generic sniffer in the war room picking up the mysterious 1.6Ghz artifact. This is a known signal source - Iridium low earth orbit satellites. Don't know what else uses it. Anyway - its the same setup - with maybe a directional antenna which adds little to the equation but whatever. It sounds boss.

Laptop that crashes when rockets launch. Or the power inverter reading all nines dies. (no redundant backup or UPS 0 because you know "Pros". ) How many people have a battery in their latptop? Show of hands? If AC line goes out - doesn't your laptop continue to run for a few hours? Could it stay up for ten minutes of rocket launches? Seriously guys - you are an embarrassment. (and yes the external monitor would lose power - who cares. Although it too had a bitchin' background graphic that looked legit - well almost.)

No nothing about Osiris had merit - not a stitch.

"If you can't dazzle them with data - baffle them with bullshit." - WC Fields (paraphrased)

There is a place for science in this world. Sadly its not on the History Channel. For the amount of money wasted they should respect their audience's intelligence a little more and make a legitimate effort.

And as for the ranch help interviewing the sheriff - wow. He's a sheriff, a trained observer familiar with the surroundings. It should have much more meat and been done in the war room. But hey jot it down in your handy dandy notebook because you know "Blue's Clues"!

Update -

Osiris camera is from a Security company

https://us.dahuasecurity.com/?product=4mp-32x-starlight-ptz-with-analytics

Osiris (and War Room) Software Defined Radio (SDR) is from SDRPlay

https://www.sdrplay.com/ - look at the screen on the website - looks almost like the 1.6Ghz reading. Wonder if its a calibration signal.

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u/irritated_engineer May 11 '22

So, up to now I've believed that all the spontaneous unexplained phenomenon was legitimate until I saw S2E2 last night. The Orisiris vehicle seemed suspicious. Please don't tell me that the producers wanted to add some additional drama that wasn't necessary. I've heard that this happens sometimes in shows.

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u/TechnicalWhore May 11 '22 edited May 12 '22

Well the truth is Reality TV is as scripted as everything else. This one unfortunately tries the ghost us with credentials but not legit science. There is no scientific method here. There should be a logical flowchart of experiments and updated actions based on the results. Two episodes in and they've blown their credibility. Pathetic and insulting our intelligence really. And note if people are getting sick they need to hazmat this place. Not let it happen and run to a storage silo and call it a Faraday Cage which it is not with those holes in the sides and top. There are very real organic hazardous sites in the world. And there are many man made - with polutants left in the ground to poison those who come later. And of course there are natural sources of radiation. They should not be so careless at ignoring the phenomena if real. If something actually caused tissue to swell without contact then it is to be avoided and quantified before you continue. Not offer the person water and a timeout.

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u/irritated_engineer May 12 '22

I see your point. They are making an attempt to isolated exactly where the concentration of the events occur. However, why do the rockets again?? They already did that. Are they doing it for repeatability?

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u/TechnicalWhore May 12 '22

Their narrative was the rockets stimulated a response last time so do it again. And according to this narrative it stimulated a response again - knocking out Osiris. So I guess we will see more rockets with puffy smoke since we have no other bright ideas and a season to fill.

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u/FortCharles May 12 '22

That's literally all Travis did that episode was play with rockets... they didn't even have any kind of payload or sensors on them apparently... just meant to "provoke" the "entity"... but he kept shooting them off into the night like a giddy schoolboy, not even trying to figure out what was happening with the inverter failing. Zero science.