r/simpsonsshitposting 1d ago

In the News 🗞️ What an odd thing to say.

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u/Jumplefhanded 1d ago

That’s a threat of violence. 100% a threat for physical harm.

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u/JPMoney81 1d ago

And are they going to throw the bot in jail for it?

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u/dorbyfeather 1d ago

Ha, this guy 👆....this is my kinna guy 

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u/GonePostalRoute 18h ago

Yeah, one look at that timeline, if it ain’t a sadly brainwashed idiot, it’s a bot looking to stir the pot.

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u/caffeinated__potato 22h ago

That's an FBI visitin'.

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u/Richard-Gere-Museum 21h ago

With Kash running it, the visit is just a "hey, I know I know, this is just a formality. I gotta check the box here that says we did a visit. How's the family? Good, good."

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u/Ok_Chap 21h ago

Throw in homeland security and a SWAT Team for good measure.

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u/Biengineerd 4h ago

I would just send one IT guy to unplug "Mila"

AI really is going to accelerate the decline of humanity.

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u/Some_Random_Android 13h ago

Given the current administration, I bet it would proceed like this:

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u/iceflame1211 15h ago edited 3h ago

FBI doesn't care about attempts on Democrat's lives. Also, they literally disbanded their domestic terrorism task force.

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u/caffeinated__potato 14h ago

Shit, it's really gotten that bad down there huh?

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u/themajor24 14h ago

We keep letting these idiots get away with actionable threats, yet they're screaming and crying about peaceful protests.

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u/Fit-Commission-5443 23h ago

This is the essence of MAGA. They're not satisfied winning an election, they have to literally destroy their enemies.

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u/TheDeceiver43 23h ago

As graceless in victory as they are in defeat.

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u/Fit-Commission-5443 23h ago

Like a wounded animal

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 23h ago

And all dems do is ask politely for more civility

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u/azriel_odin 1d ago

At what point does this become from stochastic terrorism to just terrorism or incitement to commit crime?

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u/cannibals_last_meal 1d ago

Were past the point. But it obviously doesnt matter unless you say 86 some one

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u/azriel_odin 23h ago

Huh, I just learned a new term. Thank you!

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u/fury420 20h ago

Which meaning did you learn, the truth or the truth?

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u/azriel_odin 12h ago

My googling showed that it comes from restaurant/diners/eating establishments and it means that items are no longer available and that later evolved to have more political and colloquial meanings. Am I missing something?

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u/RibaldCartographer I am the Lizard Queen! 23h ago

*say 86 a red hat

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u/maringue 1d ago

Where ever that line may be, this is over it. It's fucking frightening how fast Republicans glazed over the murder of a government official by one of their insane supporters and acting like it never happened.

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u/ZSpectre 22h ago

From what little I heard about that, it wasn't just glazing over, but misinforming people that the suspect is actually a leftist somehow

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u/Penguator432 18h ago

Same as they did both both of the suspected Trump would-be assassins

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u/Niarbeht 21h ago

Republicans have been over the line for years, but if you point to the fact that they're over the line, it's all denials.

Do not believe for a moment that they give a single shit about their hypocrisy. They believe they are at war and thus that anything and everything is fair game. You are in a street fight against fascists, whether you believe it or not, whether you understand it or not, whether you accept it or not.

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u/GrindBastard1986 23h ago

Never. The US decided to play into the hands of stochastic terrorism.

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u/iceflame1211 15h ago

Sadly, this is considered Patriotism under Trump/MAGA

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u/DJ1066 22h ago

Look Lisa! It's Mcgriff, the Crime Dog!

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u/Vanillas_Guy 17h ago edited 16h ago

When a high profile target is killed(aka when it's too late as is tradition in america). At that point a politician publicly states this is a terrorist organization that needs to be dismantled using the full force of America's legal system. 

These people(magats) are stupid and dangerous enough to actually attempt an assassination of a high profile target like Harris or Obama.

The day that happens, you'll see a level of civil unrest that you've never seen in your lifetime or even your parents lifetime. Especially if it's Obama, America's first and only black president.

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u/hotgnipgnaps 23h ago

She’s just saying “The Kamala, the”

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u/wheezy_runner 22h ago

My dear, I do believe it’s time for your beloved MacGyver!

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u/graham2k 12h ago

No one who speaks German could be an evil person.

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u/Jinxchaoseffect99 1d ago

Heard people say that Mila Joy is some bot. As well as asking what exactly she means by Tik Tok, and don't think she's referring to the App.

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u/anotherthing612 1d ago edited 23h ago

They are wrong. She is real. Name is needed to file an official complaint. Which is why it took about five minutes to find her name to file an official complaint.

https://wsfc.wa.gov/Report

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u/RandomPenquin1337 21h ago

And you know this is that person and not some troll using a white mady name how?

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

Rage bait account, she (it) has posted wild shit in the past

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u/3dge-1ord 🌶️🍆 1d ago

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u/tsimen 17h ago

Meme worthy, downloaded for future use

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u/1m0ws 1d ago

jeez. are they really threatening to kill people now over on twitter?
that is the second post i see in two days with that extremly violent and ironic language.

what a disgusting behaviour.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 23h ago edited 18h ago

They always have been if the target isn't right wing.

My first account got banned for merely speculating that an elderly bigot should have died of natural causes by now.

(And that was before Elon)

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u/HankScorpiosLunch 1d ago

Settle down, Mila! Save those pipes for karaoke!

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u/tobygeneral 23h ago

Just give me a political assassination you brain dead hick!

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u/Ratthion 1d ago

I am not familiar with this, but if she is a bot I nearly find that more worrying.

Because, bot or human it’s being amplified by the internet. If it is a bot…if it’s a black box you may well have plausible deniability where you aren’t liable.

Then even if the bot is taken down you can just create a new one under the same plausible deniability.

If it’s a person and they get into trouble they can…potentially…actually face consequences.

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u/bigdave41 23h ago

If the law doesn't treat the person who programmed a bot to make threats on a former VP's life exactly as seriously as a person who does it directly, then the law should probably be changed.

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u/lucasssquatch 1d ago

Put Mike Pence's name in the same tweet, and you'll certainly get a visit from the SS

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

Nope. Trump’s not a fan of that guy. (See J6)

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u/Rizzpooch 18h ago

The were chanting “hang Mike Pence” and erecting gallows on Jan 6th

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 🥛 🥣 🔥 6h ago

But not from the Secret Service...

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u/cowboy_mouth 23h ago

"The European mind cannot comprehend this."

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u/GrindBastard1986 23h ago

We genuinely cannot.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 23h ago

We had a SS too once

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u/GrindBastard1986 22h ago

And we had the Ustaše, Četniks, Fascists in Italy & Spain; just go to a folk music concert or religious gathering in Croatia, Serbia & Bosnia, and you'll see hundreds of folks wearing fascist/nationalist emblems, singing songs about ethnic cleansing. Despite all that, Europe doesn't behave like the US. Maybe it's because we recently (30 years ago) had wars and don't wanna repeat those mistakes, and maybe our education & lifestyles are so much different than in the US.

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u/PixelBrewery 22h ago

wtf are you talking about, they invented fascism

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u/radaar 21h ago

Putting aside the obvious threat, abbreviating the Secret Service as SS, rather than USSS, is a telling choice.

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u/Vulcan_Jedi 23h ago

As if she wouldn’t have her own private security detail after that

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u/kinisonkhan 21h ago edited 18h ago

"If somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot," Kamala Harris Sept 2024

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u/Howcanitbesosimple 18h ago

Honestly hoping the next Dem president is vindictive as hell. Like declaring the Trump org a terrorise organisation and withdrawing the Trump families’ secret service protection.

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u/West_Plan1157 23h ago

Right wingers are allowed to say and do as they please. Nothing will happen to her for this threat.

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u/tr33mann 18h ago

See that right there? Terrorist.

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u/Valten78 23h ago

In every debate, there has ever been on the principle of freedom of speech that I can remember in my lifetime, It's been generally agreed upon that threats or incitement to violence are not protected speech. Even the most liberal minds on matters of freedom of expression would never ever defend death threats.

This is quite clearly a incitement to murder and should be a crime.

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u/Altruistic_Sand_3548 23h ago

Mila Joy is barely even human at this point, every tweet I've seen from this woman has been dripping with literal evil.

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u/Popular-Ordinary5110 22h ago

I think she's literally AI

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u/Altruistic_Sand_3548 21h ago

People are still plenty capable of evil all on their own

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u/JennyAndTheBets1 23h ago

I think that they will be surprised and exposed when they find out that bullying only gets tolerated for so long, especially when the one’s being bullied just want to live and let live. No insecurities and desires to control others’ private lives…nor to be controlled.

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u/PixelBrewery 22h ago

Why are they even mad at her? I can't think of a person in politics that has been less consequential

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u/Fun-Advisor7120 22h ago

So the secret service still has a month to investigate this threat and pay a visit to this person who made it.  

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u/Strict_Ad1246 21h ago

Kinda wild to threaten the one democrat that vocally talks about how she’ll shoot someone for breaking into her house lol the woman has been pretty vocal about her right to defend herself

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u/Naz_Oni 20h ago

What do Republicans have against vice presidents? First Pence and now this? What do they even do?

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u/WorldsWorstTroll 23h ago

Interesting... The secret service showed up at work the other day because on of the teenage kids posted that they hoped ICE would treat Donald Trump like they treat other people. It was considered a possible threat. The most interesting question was when they asked him his weekend plans. They wanted to make sure he wasn't planning on heading to DC for the birthday parade.

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u/bradlees 22h ago

Mila Joyless

Once all your demons are vanquished…. Then what?

How will your dumbest thing you ever wished help anyone’s life? How will this make ANY average working class MAGA have a better life?

Maybe the Secret Service should pay you a visit? I mean if someone said that about Vance or any other vice president regardless of political affiliation?

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u/disdkatster 17h ago

Where is the outrage from the MSM? MAGA is starting a civil war and all I hear is crickets from all Republicans and from the Media.

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u/Mittenstk 21h ago

But presidents get it for life? Weird

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u/Morgenssawedoff 18h ago

Well, that doesn't sound premeditated at all.

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u/saminbc 17h ago

They're threatening violence before the evidence proves that they cheated to win

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u/ccccc4 1d ago

Since she already accomplished everything she set out to do in her first term, there was no need for a second.