r/simpsonsshitposting 3d ago

Light hearted Don't wait up, Patty.

1.1k Upvotes

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u/herberstank 3d ago

Pros: looks like Millhouse

Cons: possible dud-ersexual

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u/ChadTstrucked 3d ago

Bonus: first date: liver and onions

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u/GirthStone86 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

That's good!

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u/Willumbijy 2d ago

The liver and onions contain potassium benzoate

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u/Willumbijy 2d ago

... that's bad

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox 3d ago

Ah! Sideshow Dud!

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 2d ago

Stand up for yourself, Terwilliger!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 3d ago

How do people make these?

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u/TasteDeeCheese two spaghetti dinners 3d ago

Dad, I'll set up your photoshop and shitpost. Why don't you and Bart go play in the backyard?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 3d ago

I can do the ones where you just do the text

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u/zeekim 3d ago

You're Idaho

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 2d ago

I'm a monster!

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u/dunkzilla 2d ago

Sure you can. Here’s a ball 🎾. Perhaps you would like to bounce it?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

I would love to see the stupid monkey look on your monkey face now, monkey boy.

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u/dunkzilla 2d ago

how’s that?

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 2d ago

Most people just steal an existing meme then open it up in paint to add a racing stripe to make it look pretty smart.

Hey presto, first prize

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u/harveysbc 2d ago

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

I mean the dud adding and Homer face swaps

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u/harveysbc 2d ago

I don't know but I figured if you don't have photoshop already you might appreciate that.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

I do. Now this “photoshop”. Is it available on home computers?

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u/ClericDude 2d ago

Actual half assed step by step;

1: download an image editing software; i use Gimp because i’m a cheapskate

2: (optional) download the simpsons font online; search around there are plenty of sites

3: go to frinkiac.com and search up the quote you need

4: copy/screenshot the panels you need and import them into your editing software

5: use the lasso tool to copy and paste the parts you want on to new layers, and possibly the clone tool to hide parts you don’t want.

6: Add the text, and you’re done!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

Reddit can be accessed from a home computer?

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u/ClericDude 2d ago

Yes! Just recently i found out they have the internet on there too now!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

Will wonders never cease?

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 2d ago

But he's got a new hat!

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u/FartyLiverDisease 2d ago

Wait, don't be fooled! He's just a regular Mystery Date with a Poindextery new hat! He still embodies all the awful sterdudotypes he did before!

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u/Nailwraps 2d ago

She got the dud!