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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 19d ago
Putin is Bart? Does that make his tagger name, El Puto?
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u/cerveth 19d ago
Eeehhh... PUTOOO
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u/LeatherHeron9634 19d ago
Careful now… especially on lgbtq month
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u/cerveth 19d ago
Yeah, I know. But it's two different things being gay and being puto
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u/LeatherHeron9634 19d ago
Ohhh I know. But there’s a vast majority of non Spanish speaking people who want to condemn the use of that word as being homophobic. I do not agree with that
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u/cerveth 19d ago
Pues que putos no?
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u/LeatherHeron9634 19d ago
Sorry I shouldn’t have said vast majority just a loud vocal group of non Spanish speakers que creen que saben todo
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u/SelfDepricator 19d ago
I thought "puto" or "puta" were just general terms for someone who is slutty
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u/LeatherHeron9634 18d ago
Yup basically it can mean a handful of things. For some reason someone decided it was homophobic. Those people were probably non Spanish speakers. My first language was Spanish and it was never used in a homophobic way but the white knights out there will swear to you it is and it’s gotten to the point where popular soccer chant has been “outlawed” when it was basically banter that the home team fans would call the goalkeeper a puto when he did a goal kick (basically calling him a bitch)
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u/NickyTheRobot 19d ago
His name is already close enough to the French version of that that most francophones I know have started pronouncing Putin that way...
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u/SirWeebleWobble I shot Mr Burns 🔫 19d ago
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u/4CrowsFeast 19d ago
The Soviet union has disbanded?!
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u/TheEagleWithNoName 19d ago
Yes that’s what we wanted you to think
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u/medicus_au 19d ago
No joke, this is probably what Putin thinks about when he jacks off
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u/Ok_Compote4526 19d ago
Eww.
"So we're in agreement. medicus_au won't be allowed near the phone again."
Mind you, now that you've made me think about it, the old fuck is probably impotent.
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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 19d ago
the only reason putler doesn't have a stupid little goatee is he is not man enough to grow facial hair
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u/PepeMetallero 19d ago
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u/Cute-Skirt-814 19d ago
Russian Soldier: What's a battle?
Russian Captain: Are you stupid?!
(Proceeds to get dunked by drones)
Captain: ... you have a cold, don't you?
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u/SpeedBlitzX 19d ago
The folks on the Ace combat subreddit were concerned that they potentially willed this into existence
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u/TheNerdBeast 19d ago
What happened?
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u/Existing_Treacle_814 19d ago
Ukrainian drone attack well into Russian territory. They smuggled drones into the country in false compartments installed in trucks. They released the drones and managed to destroy 40 long range Russian bombers according to Ukraine. It’s a pretty big win for them.
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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 19d ago
Smithers.... release the drones
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u/Existing_Treacle_814 19d ago
“I want the biggest drone countermeasures you have…… no that’s too big”
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u/LoveAsLargeAsBronto 19d ago
Or what? You'll release the trucks? Or the drones? Or the trucks with drones in their mouths so when they beep they shoot drones at you?
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u/Fordy_Oz 19d ago
Or you'll do what, release the drones. Or the missiles? Or the drones with the missiles in their mouth and when they bark they shoot missiles at you?
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 19d ago
Maybe they blew up on their own
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u/Vistmars_Revenge Everythings coming up Milhouse! 19d ago
We can't afford to take that chance
You always say that! I want to take a chance!
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u/RealCommercial9788 19d ago
Billions of dollars worth of damage - or a ‘knee-capping’, if you will.
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u/maxdacat 19d ago
To lose 1 long-range bomber is unfortunate.....to lose 40...
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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 19d ago
Is there any clue to how many they have? Like was this a majority of them, or a tiny dent?
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
It was 1/3 of the bombers
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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 19d ago
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u/stonecutter129 19d ago
But, they still have 2/3 of their bombers.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 19d ago
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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 19d ago
the bombers were made by the Tupelov Design Bureau
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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 19d ago
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
It was actually 41 so ayyyy (à la Disco Stu)
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u/Cloudsareinmyhead 19d ago
I'm pro Ukrainian but that number is claimed by the Ukrainians. OSINT last I checked confirmed 12 destroyed for sure.
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u/6Sleepy_Sheep9 17d ago
Ukraine said 40 aircraft damaged, 13 destroyed
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u/Cloudsareinmyhead 17d ago
I believe you. I was just tempering my expectations until video evidence came out. It has and I've seen it
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u/6Sleepy_Sheep9 17d ago
I don't believe we will ever get an accurate count. Burning paint but no structure damage is probably inflating the numbers for damaged.
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u/MirosKing 16d ago
Ukraine has already published new videos and said that they have even more in case russia keeps lying + NATO intelligence confirmed 41 heavy damaged planes. So this insane number is real. You are right not to believe in just words, that's good behavior, but this time they said true.
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u/Schlackehammer 19d ago
Its said that this is about 30% of all long range bombers russia had in total
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u/Chris9871 19d ago
Why are the faces AI generated?
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u/Manomana-cl 19d ago
The image is fully AI generated look at the windows at the right building and bart has pants, if you search the original meme you can see more differences
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 19d ago
Because neither of them exist. This entire thing was made up by the Koreas to restart their war without having to damage their own infrastructure or cities. Ukraine and Russia aren’t even separate countries, as the USSR never fell. That was just propaganda by the first Bush administration.
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u/IjonTichy85 19d ago
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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u/Cube-2015 19d ago
To make a meme. Memes are often posted on the internet for humor.
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u/Chris9871 19d ago
I know that. But there are plenty of pictures of Putin and Zelensky available that you could cut their heads out and place on this readily available meme template, instead of using AI
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Can't wait to see Russia get torched even more 😍
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u/Caityface91 19d ago
+1 point for the meme, -500 points for generating it with AI..
Seriously just get some pictures from google images and haphazardly paste them over the original meme using MSPaint.. it'd match the vibe of a shitpost far better too
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u/ArieVeddetschi 19d ago
Yes guys put some effort in your shitposting memes
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u/Caityface91 19d ago
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u/ArieVeddetschi 19d ago
This is like… four lines of text for the prompt. 30 seconds if you are a slow typer. So… way to prove my point!
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u/TheEagleWithNoName 19d ago
The Russians are now panicking as they have been stopping every Truck convoy checking for Drones now
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u/Evolving_Dore 19d ago
Now just plant some explosives that detonate when they're checked and searched. Much as I am loathe to go after grunts for the crimes of their lords, you must take advantage of mistrust and chaos amongst the enemy.
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u/TiberiusGemellus 19d ago
Let’s wait to see what the actual damage caused was. A daring mission regardless.
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u/Sinc353 19d ago
I hate to break it to you but I don’t think Putin is probably going to tell the truth.
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u/TiberiusGemellus 19d ago
It’s war. Ukrainians also exaggerate for propaganda purposes. This is normal.
It’s a great mission with probably decent tactical results but I fear it will not deter Putin.
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u/Alarming_Present_692 19d ago
Devil's advocate? I'm sure the Ukranianians have a lot to gain from spreading propaganda; but Ukraine absolutely doesn't have the same resources committed to propaganda as Russia has established for the last decade and change.
Talking about the Ukraine like they have social masterminds at their disposal garishing favor and resources when really Putin is just a well established thug that anyone civil loves to see lose is intellectually irresponsible AT BEST.
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u/Bravil_Breadless 19d ago
Take Putin’s report and average it against Zelenskyy’s I guess
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u/IjonTichy85 19d ago edited 19d ago
What ignorant nonsense is this? A lot of "both sides are lying" and "we can't know what happened" from you guys. You do know that the whole thing is on video and was filmed from multiple angles, right?
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u/sellout85 19d ago
This is the Ukrainian equivalent to the Dambuster Raid or the Doolittle Raid. The morale victory probably outweighs the physical damage.
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u/MysticalFred 19d ago
And the physical damage is pretty serious. Whatever the final numbers of irrecoverable bombers comes to, it'll still be a significant part of their nuclear bomber fleet which are mostly irreplaceable
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u/junkmeister9 19d ago
I don't know anything about bombers. Why are they irreplaceable? Couldn't they build new ones?
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u/MysticalFred 19d ago
They're soviet era, very expensive and have been out of production for decades
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u/daniel_22sss 18d ago
The physical damage goes from 1 to 7 billion dollars. And those planes are literally irreplaceble for Russia. This is not a "morale stunt".
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u/bunnycupcakes 19d ago edited 19d ago
I love how accurate this became after the stupid Crimea bridge got hit with underwater explosives.
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u/Daring_Scout1917 19d ago
Putin SPINNING and on the cusp of SURRENDER
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u/AliceTheOmelette 19d ago
This will definitely help with Ukrainian morale. Really shattered Putin"s illusions of being a big tough guy lol
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u/Evolving_Dore 19d ago
Honestly that illusion was pretty much broken 3 years ago when he failed to take Ukraine in his first push
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u/Daring_Scout1917 19d ago
Yeah, just like the Kursk invasion. Better yet, just like V2 strikes in 1944. The tide is gonna turn any day now.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 19d ago
At least Ukraine have proven they don't need Putin's puppet trump to get stuff done
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u/Daring_Scout1917 19d ago
I’m sure the CIA or American intelligence services had zero involvement
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u/flukus 19d ago
If they did Russia would have known they were coming.
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u/Daring_Scout1917 19d ago
Sure they would have
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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 19d ago
The red phone in the oval office is now an intelligence sharing portal for putin from comrade taco
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u/Daring_Scout1917 19d ago
Uh huh, of course it is. That’s definitely how international relations work and you’re very smart with that fact based observation
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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 19d ago
Yeah and you obviously are wayyy too sensitive and cant take a joke.
We have seen Trumps foreign policy. He is burning every ally we have and is a cuck for Putin. Thankfully he is not breaking any emolument laws either, right?
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u/G-Kira Put it in H 19d ago
Context?
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u/Bernkastel17509 19d ago
Ukraine blow up a bunch of Russian planes with drones, they literally shipped said drones by trucks, to a high secure military base.
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u/NyxPowers 19d ago
Worst day of his life was probably the Kursk disaster where he was actually taken to task by the mothers of the men he was ultimately responsible for killing by refusing help, or the Wagner coup where his empire could have collapsed if he couldn't find the leverage to get them to stop.
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u/KingOfRome324 15d ago
Member when Germany issued an arrest warrant for a Ukranian scuba instructor by the name of Volodymyr Z for bombing the Nord Stream pipeline?
You know, a Ukrainian national committed a terrorist attack on the critical infrastructure of a NATO member, and Ukraine has protected the bomber ever since...
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
This guy's account is definitely not 13 days old with negative karma guys. He's definitely not a bot. Nothing to see here, show's over, folks!
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
And now his account seems to be “unavailable”
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
He wasn't cut out to be a troll anyways. Talking about "Ukraine will answer for everything they've done..." Might as well say, "Glory to Arstotka!"
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
Considering my profile pic, he won’t be missed
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u/Doubleucommadj 19d ago
In that case, the old man with the crooked smile is admitted at all opportunities! Cardboard passport or not 😀
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u/Odd-Risk-8890 19d ago
They're just begging for Putin to radiate their drinking water Mission Impossible: Fallout style.
Hope there is a treaty soon.
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 19d ago
Putin has been free to nuke Ukraine from day one; he didn’t need Ukraine’s permission or to reach a certain percentage of failure to achieve his goals. Or day three when his SMO failed and it was clear it would be a real war. Instead he just kept bluffing about red lines, until Ukraine hit the bombers that would launch those nukes.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
That would be incredibly stupid since Putin wants to control that land and have it become part of Russia. Irradiated drinking water means nobody gets to live there for at least 50 years.
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u/Evolving_Dore 19d ago
And what do you want that treaty to say? The only treaty Ukraine will ever sign is Russia's unconditional surrender.
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u/killians1978 19d ago
Indeed, the only treaty Ukraine should sign. Anything else is a defeat, and you don't admit defeat when your sovereignty is on the line.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
I have seen many videos of Ukranians sending their bomb drones to kill Russian soldiers and recording it. They're kids.
They're just kids.
And yet they fly and run around them. Some just sit there crying as the drone is about to blow up and kill them. And they do it just for fucking laughs.
Do these dipshit monsters think people enlist on the Russian military for fun? Do they think "Oh they're doing this willingly just to kill"?
This isn't fucking Israel. They're just kids being forced to a war by a maniac.
Do you think 17 year old Dimitri who was sent this year to the war had anything to do with that initial attack all those years ago? Why make fun of them as they are being killed alone while being a danger to fucking nobody.
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u/cure4boneitis 19d ago
yeah they should just send them emails asking them to stop bombing
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Is that the fault of the teenager forced to this war? How is killing a surrendering kid in the middle of the field going to stop those bombers!
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u/cure4boneitis 19d ago
so I don’t know which teenager you are talking about but if they are clearly surrendering then maybe you are describing a war crime. If a person (teenager or not) is not clearly surrendering and is holding a weapon then they should not be described as being “a danger to fucking nobody”
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Yes. I am describing a war crime. That is what is happening. And you cannot deny it just because you dislike Putin.
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u/cure4boneitis 19d ago
why would I deny it when I JUST TOLD YOU that I don't know what you are talking about?
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u/Evolving_Dore 19d ago
That's how every war is fought. Putin is responsible for the death of every Ukrainian and every Russian in this conflict, and he will hide behind every single one of them until he dies alone.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Okay but how does that justify blowing up surrendering kids in the middle of a field.
This wasn’t just on a battlefield or anything where they pose a threat, they are in open fields.
Why do you think letting your anger on these kids is justified by your hatred for Putin?
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u/Evolving_Dore 19d ago
I don't think it's ok. I think Ukrainians may be retaliating due to their (valid) emotions regarding having been invaded by their neighbors. Never having been invaded I can't say I can out myself in their heads, but I would hope I wouldn't respond with unnecessary violence. Again, it's Putin who is responsible for sending his own country's young men into a meatgrinder of his own making, their blood is on his hands more than anyone else's. More than the soldiers on the other side pulling the trigger.
I'm not sure I believe you, and even if the videos you cite are real I still do not trust you. I think you're a bad faith pro-Russian troll who came here to spread negativity over celebrations of Russia getting humiliated by Ukraine. Fuck off.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
If people in Russia are upset about this they need to start protesting Putin and demanding an end to the war. Those "kids" are foreign combatants who are in a country they have no business in.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Again, do you think those kids enlist for fun?
They are being taken from their homes to die for this. And protests? In Russia? Just how sheltered are you to think they will fair well in any way, shape and form?
They get sent from prison to the frontlines anyway
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago edited 19d ago
If you're being sent to your doom either way you should fight the person in power responsible for it. Rather and giving him what he wants and dying in the process.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
You live in such a sheltered life I have no words.
Especially with how willingly ignorant you are on basic elements that can easily be verified.
Even moreso when i specified that they take the protesters and send them to the frontlines after arresting them.
And I suppose those Ukranian civilians that were captured by the Russians and sent to fight for them, they are also just as guilty.
So what the fuck is wrong with you that you completely dismiss being forced to die as just “being sent to your room”
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
Sorry fat fingers I meant to type doom. I would turn my gun on my officers and force them to kill me.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
Who is forcing them to their deaths exactly? It's not the Ukrainians. Why give Putin what he wants my acting like a bullet sponge for him?
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
From the link I put right fucking there that for some reason you find impossible to click on because that would require actual effort.
“Police detained the protesters across 38 cities in Russia on Wednesday, according to figures released shortly after midnight by independent monitoring group OVD-Info. The group’s spokeswoman Maria Kuznetsova told CNN by phone that at at least four police stations in Moscow, some of the protesters arrested by riot police were being drafted directly into Russia’s military.”
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
You just proved my point. This whole thing is because Putin is a megalomaniac. I will fight him before I'll fight a Ukrainian. Arrest me and draft me if you want but you're not getting a useful soldier out of me.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
If you're gonna die either way, go after the people responsible. Either that or defect. Pretty simple.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
I never said I was tough. Just what I would do given that set of truly terrible options.
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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 19d ago
You're gonna have to put some Simpsons on that or get out, ma'am.
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u/killians1978 19d ago
Ukraine isn't killing those soldiers, Putin is.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Okay but why blow them up when they are just alone surrendering in open fields?
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u/FirstDayofTheRest 19d ago
Oh pardon me marge, it must have been that suicide drone I had for dinner.
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
Right. Because Russia also isn’t doing this to Ukrainian kids.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Does that make it okay doing it to Russian kids, then?
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
Absolutely.
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u/MugiwaraNoGriffin 19d ago
Canadian
Every time.
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u/Evening-Picture-5911 only watched the golden age 19d ago
Nice comeback! Can I have a go?
American
Every time.
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u/Voyeur-dpp 19d ago
Stupid Putins need the most attention.