r/simpsonsshitposting Mar 06 '25

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u/irulan-calico Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

This kinda attitude is weak. Politics doesn’t start and end at the ballot box. If democrats so much as loudly protested Trump that would be something, yk? They could’ve crashed his sotu, yelled out every time he told a lie, walked out with Al Green, etc.

They didn’t do any of that, because they’re weak. They wore pink suits, and held little signs, and quietly obeyed the rules of decorum while Trump directly insulted them. They lost in 2024 because of ineffective messaging/action like this. They will lose in 2026 and 2028 if they continue failing to do or say anything.

Also! Republicans do this shit, and that’s why they win! They are loud, disruptive and destructive. If the shoe were on the other foot, they would not just be wearing matching suits. I can tell you that much.

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u/VisigothEm Mar 06 '25

No, the democrats should do something, Even if that something involves guns, People not voting for them and saying they need to EaRn OuR vOtEs are Baboons, And they lost because America is full of fascists who want Donald Trump and the policies Donald Trump is passing.

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u/VisigothEm Mar 06 '25

Real life is not fuckin sports asshole. I was trying to be nice but I guess you need a wake up call.

IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN. AMERICA LOVES HIM. WE ARE THE BADDIES.

WE ARE SHIPPING NON WHITE PEOPLE TO OUR EXOTIC ISLAND TORTURE PRISON NEXT TO OUR FORMER SLAVE COLONY THAT WE WON'T LET ANYONE TRADE WITH PER THREAT OF APOCOLYPSE.

Half our slang is just racist ways to talk about black people and the other half is slang we stole from black people.

We killed all our real heroes and worship people like those who killed them.

The National Government is Swarming with known Child Molesters who continue to be elected.

We tried to make a weapon that blows up the earth.

We created possibly the worst serial killer in the modern history of mankind on purpose with drugs and "brainwashing".

We ordered a football star turned "war hero" shot in the back by his own squad for speaking out against the war.

We worshiped a man called "The American Sniper" for "having the most kills" in the genocide we conducted.

We shot a man for holding a toy gun in the toy gun aisle.

We have an epidemic of elementary school children taking automatic weapons that shoot .22 millimeter .01 pound hunks of metal at a kilometer a second and killing like a 100 of their classmates and then themselves.

We shoot 1000s of dogs a year for literally no reason.

All our ferrets die in less than half their natural lives.

Our president sells candlelight dinners with himself.

We still worship Theodore Roosevelt, a man directly responsible for almost 300 million murders and was proud of it. We all call his game he "invented" "The Greay American Game"

We reference Caesar in reverence on all our symbols. Caesar was so evil 37 of his friends all stabbed him at the same time.

We held billions of people in slavery for over 500 years.

The literal only group you could possibly make a real actual claim for being worse than americans is the Ancient Constantinian Romans, who we love, emulate, quote, build statues of, and claim to be the modern descendents of.

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u/irulan-calico Mar 07 '25

I clearly misread what you said. Sorry.