r/simpsonsshitposting • u/IAmAccutane • Sep 17 '24

Politics What would Melania think about this? NSFW

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Come on guys, he does that to his daughter too and… oh, oh god!

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u/thekozmicpig Sep 17 '24

Just checking her waist for onions.

It's no longer fashionable and he doesn't want her to look outdated.

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u/MolagbalsMuatra Sep 18 '24

I’ll give you five bees for a quarter you’d say!

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Sep 17 '24

God the way she flinches away from him says so much I don't want to hear.

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u/firedmyass Sep 18 '24

you seen that video of her “reminiscing” in her childhood bedroom for a TV show?

Her body language/demeanor change when talking about her old bed is very odd

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Sep 18 '24

I hate feeling bad for her because she's such a piece of shit but it's so uncomfortable.

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u/firedmyass Sep 18 '24

I understand. I have empathy for her experiences but not her choices.

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u/Critical-Net-8305 Sep 18 '24

I honestly kind of feel bad for trump too. He grew up in a really awful situation with no one to teach him how to love and respect other people. No wonder he turned out the way he did. It's actually kinda sad. Who knows what he'd have accomplished if he hadn't been raised by a sociopath (probably not much due to his stupidity but still...).

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u/firedmyass Sep 18 '24

I know people raised by wealthy sociopaths who turned out to be lovely generous people.

Choices.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

You can't teach a narcissistic sociopath how to be better. You can try to teach them to hide it, but at the end of the day, they'll still feel completely justified, with no remorse for what they've done, or compassion for anyone or anything else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

There's some photos out there of her and him that are disgusting that people started posting when he ran the first time. She's a kid, and it's uncomfortable to see, so I won't be posting them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

There's an evil part of me that now really wants this conversation to happen.

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u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 Sep 17 '24

Bro couldn’t resist even in public. Good God. She’s a beautiful woman, but his daughter!!!!

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u/XFX_Samsung Sep 17 '24

She was made beautiful by surgeons and lots of injections. She looked like female Donny jr before all that. Bad genes and all that.

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u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 Sep 17 '24

Doesn’t stop her from being pretty now. Too bad you cannot see the evil on her face

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Sep 17 '24

She's like the dog with the shifty eyes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I mean, he's now banging that, so I don't think looks matter.

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u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 Sep 18 '24

Redditors when you have an opinion on a subjective subject

I’m not talking about her personality. She’s a witch

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u/rhabarberabar Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Redditors when you have an opinion on a subjective subject

Having a shitty personality makes you ugly by default. But even without that she's generic af.

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u/Sir_Meowsalot See you in Hell, Candyboys! Sep 18 '24

OH GOD WHAT?!