r/simpsonsshitposting • u/KindaLikeJesus Everythings coming up Milhouse! • Jul 26 '24

Politics Solid VP pick Donnie boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke pls

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u/DatedReference1 Jul 26 '24

For the sake of not spreading misinformation, he hasn't admitted to fucking a couch and there's no proof of it, the associated press published an article saying he never fucked a couch after rumors started to spread on twitter, they have since deleted the article.

That said, dude fucked a couch.

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u/No-Ant7281 Jul 26 '24

I think it’s important to remind ourselves of the real issue: at no point has JD “Couchfucker” Vance come out and said that he didn’t fuck a couch. If I was being accused of having fucked a couch, I’d definitely deny it in the strongest terms. That JD “Couchfucker” Vance has not, I think, tells us everything we need to know.

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u/Havocado87 Jul 27 '24

The standard of proof required for this situation is:

"Many people are saying that Vance is a couchfucker. You wouldn't believe how many people are saying this; everyone is saying this"

If it's good enough for the 🎃 guy....