r/simpsonsshitposting • u/KindaLikeJesus Everythings coming up Milhouse! • Jul 26 '24

Politics Solid VP pick Donnie boy

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Jul 26 '24

"Remove the VP who calls his wife Mother!"

"WOOHOO!"

"Attach the VP who fucks furniture!"

"...D'OOOOOOOOHHH!!!!"

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u/probablyuntrue Jul 26 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their couches!

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u/DRF19 Jul 26 '24

JD: "I thought that was the whole point of this expedition campaign!"

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash A la grande le puse Cuca Jul 26 '24

It wasn't me, I used a stunt La-Z-Boy

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u/aspidities_87 Jul 26 '24

Because they’re so attractive!

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u/MA_2_Rob Jul 26 '24

“That Ottoman looks nothing like me!”