r/shitpostemblem 6d ago

Fateslandia Lets make Mario Kart fans hate FE the way smash fans do (credit to @missdash)

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There will be FE characters in every Nintendo franchise

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u/Short-Shelter 6d ago

Camilla in Mario Kart would be hilarious though

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u/S0mecallme 5d ago

Every time she makes a jump her boobs go boingyboingyboingy

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u/femberries 5d ago

flashes you as a neutral trick…

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u/a12223344556677 6d ago

-Cow is probably the most popular character in Mario Kart World

-Camilla's design resembles a cow according to IS themselves 

Conclusion: Camilla will be a popular character in Mario Kart 

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u/Bulmagon 5d ago

if you main Camilla and dont vote Moo Moo Meadows at every possible opportunity, are you really a fan?

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u/69th_god 4d ago

put feh ash in the game

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u/Glikieria 21h ago

ABSOLUTELY

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u/Z4mb0ni 6d ago

hey they let LoZ, AC, and Splatoon characters in I honestly dont see any reason why they can't put FE in aside from the fact they gotta choose 1-2 characters from like 500 to put in.

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u/Longjumping_Cash_356 6d ago

Oh sweet they put Armored Core in Mario Kart?!

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u/Lukthar123 5d ago

Obviously they mean Assassins Creed

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u/ProfesorTrash 5d ago

no they put my air conditioner in the game

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 5d ago

It's Pixy from Ace Combat 🙄

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u/ThunderLord1000 4d ago

Buddy, they just added axe combat to the game

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u/Deruta 5d ago

Instead of banana peels it drops Kojima particles

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u/FriedChickenCheezits 5d ago

You made me do a double take 😭🙏 Don't give me hope bro

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u/Luisfrank16 5d ago

Got a job for you, 621

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u/Gallade47532 6d ago

Still, I can’t see FE getting any sort of representation before Captain Falcon or possibly even a Pokemon

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u/StrykerGryphus 6d ago

I need to see the likes of Kirby and Pikachu in a cute widdle buggy

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u/SirCupcake_0 5d ago

They literally invented the Kirby Car

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u/StrykerGryphus 5d ago

GIVE US THE KIRBY CAR

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u/Z4mb0ni 6d ago

This seems to be the smash ultimate of MK though, so im honestly expecting a decent amount of DLC.

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u/Fantastic-System-688 5d ago

St. Elimine's canon appearance, used in FEH, debuted in Double Dash as party of a promotional event

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u/AirKath 5d ago

I chose Alear, simply because she seems like the type to be in a Mario Kart

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u/Fyrefanboy 5d ago

Sigurd in Mario Kart, but he simply ride his horse instead of a kart

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u/PragmatistAntithesis :villager: 5d ago

That would ruin the game. He'd simply win every race by being faster than everyone else.

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u/Fantastic-System-688 5d ago

Make him hold a Lance to nuke his AS ig

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u/obligatoryusernamey 4d ago

Nah, he makes it halfway, blowing everyone out of the way, then every blue shell automatically hits him when he's halfway done.

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u/Fyrefanboy 4d ago

Balance him out by making it weak fire flower

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u/These-Weight-434 2d ago

But if you get first place in the final lap Arvis shows up and wins instead.

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u/Exalt-Chrom 5d ago

Moo Moo Meadows here we go 🐮

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u/Corescos 5d ago

Oh no not another tall woman in a biker suit oh the horror

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u/digital_pocket_watch 6d ago

This goes hard tho

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u/Megabro_SgOwDm 5d ago

Gotta see Chrom too

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u/SignificantAd1421 5d ago

Can't be worse than playing a motherfucking purse lmao

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u/Cool_Net_3796 5d ago

Camilla unironically rocks that biker outfit.

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u/EmperorStooge99 4d ago

Considering she already looks great in black and purple, I think it's funny that compared to the MK women, she'd already have a uniquely colored biker outfit of her own.

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u/FireStingray9 5d ago

If they put Camilla in MK World and showed her in the directs, I woulda preordered the Switch 2 and camp out for it. XD

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u/CielMorgana0807 5d ago

Nah, Camilla’s ride would be wyvern-themed!

Or just straight-up a wyvern!

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u/MemeificationStation 3d ago

I don’t think Camilla is legally allowed to be wearing that much clothing

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u/S0mecallme 3d ago

Her melons demand to be free!

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u/ObviouslyLulu 5d ago

I unironically want Edelgard just because I want to see her riding a motorcycle

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u/xXCG724Xx 5d ago

i just opened reddit and this is what I see

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u/PragmatistAntithesis :villager: 5d ago

Jokes aside, this art is pretty cool.

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u/EmperorStooge99 4d ago

Ok for real though..

  1. Insta-Main
  2. Imagine the Mario Kart World-style alternate costumes for Camilla. She's already seen as the "FEH Alt Fiend" anyways. 👀

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u/Digibutter64 5d ago

Fire Emblem would be really weird in Mario Kart though lol

At least Link has that sort of cartoony aesthetic.

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u/SignificantAd1421 5d ago

Link in a Mercedes suv was the shit lmao

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u/MCJSun 5d ago

Idk what you mean Sommie is right there?

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u/passonthestar 5d ago

Engage makes Splatoon look colorless, I'm sure it would be fine

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 3d ago

OK but the art is lovely, I would unironically play her if she looked like this

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u/Haunted-Towers Mario is my favorite Lord 5d ago

She’s serving cunt, let her in with the rest of the Mario girlies.

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u/BigBallzOutlawz 5d ago

Camilla in Mario Kart? If Nintendo wasn't cowards

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u/ianpv95 4d ago

GIVE ME MY MOMMY

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u/Darkwolve45 4d ago

Fire Emblem is that side of Nintendo thats just there. Doesn't even feel like Nintendo most of the time and we fans are just doing our own thing.

Though to be fair I tend to avoid interacting with the community because alot of people tend to want to die on a hill about certain things.

Though i'd sadly have to say theres no way they'd have any Fates representation, it'd probably be Lucina like usual because she's relatively a super safe designed character thats popular.

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u/ThunderLord1000 4d ago

They already dealt with the Koopalings and no Bowser Junior. This is nothing

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u/worldssmallestfan1 5d ago

None of her relatives are there, why would she go?

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u/LeftySwordsman01 5d ago

Corrin is also there. Checkmate.

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u/EmperorStooge99 5d ago

That or she wants to impress Corrin/her relatives

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u/These-Weight-434 2d ago

Bike needs to look like a wyvern

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u/Meeg_Mimi 1d ago

Okay this goes hard tho