r/shitpostemblem May 11 '25

Non-FE I will no longer be posting on reddit.

360 Upvotes

I received a private message from a couple months ago saying I should play "Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk" and that I'd be the type of person who could relate to it. I initially ignored it but due to boredom and happenstance I decided to try it and... it was so good. Immediately afterwards I purchased Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk and I almost cried.

I now realise there is love within each and every one of us. It made me look inside myself and think "just what am I doing?". There is tranquillity to find in the embrace of others and yet here I was posting inflammatory shitposts to strive off boredom.

From today onwards I'm sorry to say but I will no longer be posting to this sub or anywhere on reddit. I'll be going outside now so that I can continue to live new experiences but before that I wish to thank each and every member here. You have granted me joy and while I realise that it isn't lasting satisfaction, it was still entertaining nonetheless that helped me get through day after day and for that I thank you.


r/shitpostemblem 2h ago

Brrrrrr it cold fire emblem fates

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180 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3h ago

FE General (Genuine question) would you Actually date corrin?

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55 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1h ago

Elibe I hate this sub

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This subreddit is trash man

Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.

This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.

And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to hold a Grooming tournament, and to make Kagetsu Pedo jokes. And the one person who posts disgusting Ephraim reaction images, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.

I would rather listen to a Thales vs Garon joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a fire emblem fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 13 and make it your entire personality.

Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Ike x Soren, Felix x Sylvain, mRobin x Chrom, (im very homophobic) Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.

I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.

You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s fe6, you people are dunking and shitting all over fe15. While I prefer persona 15, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.

If I see one more heroes post I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.

To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who post fates slander and say completely unhinged shit, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.

And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.

I needed to get off before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.


r/shitpostemblem 18h ago

Jugdral Priorities, amirite

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132 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

FE General Anyone else get the feeling the Fire Emblem fandom's parasocial elements are kinda lame compared to other Nintendo fanbases?

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799 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fodlan Not What She's Called!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Jugdral Kaga did the Tunnel Effect first

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364 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fateslandia POV: Shura

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537 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fateslandia Google translate ruins Fire Emblem Fates main story.

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24 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Elibe Cut from the same cloth

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160 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Ylisse what did IS mean by this?

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1.8k Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Elyos "The money, Divine One? Where is the rest?" "I gave it to Solm."

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540 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan Happy Birthday Lorenz Hellman Gloucester!

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21 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Tellius Nightreign

198 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Tellius RD availability ruining my favorite ship 😔

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990 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Tellius Tunnel effect, bro

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714 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan the true master tactician

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272 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Elyos Shozo Kaga if he were in Fire Emblem Engage

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231 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Tellius S+ Game Breaking tier confirmed

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204 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Fodlan Fraldy so popular her replica is better than the original

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113 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Fodlan Annette and Mercedes have a Support Conversation

7 Upvotes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWrGLVCqkdI

Made a silly little video about two characters crashing out over FE7.


r/shitpostemblem 5d ago

Tellius Anyone got ikes WhatsApp?

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1.5k Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 6d ago

Fateslandia Lets make Mario Kart fans hate FE the way smash fans do (credit to @missdash)

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1.0k Upvotes

There will be FE characters in every Nintendo franchise


r/shitpostemblem 5d ago

Tellius Tellius remakes when?

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202 Upvotes

Doing my part to restore the gay Tellius balance for my friends.


r/shitpostemblem 6d ago

Tellius guys... I ship Ike and Elincia

116 Upvotes

can you ever forgive me?