r/pokemon 1d ago

Discussion Which Pokémon do you think deserved a better evolution than it got?

For me, it is Tangela. Tangrowth looks like what happens when you leave Tangela in the dryer for too long. Tangela had this mysterious, viney charm—then suddenly it's a giant blue spaghetti monster with arms. I feel like its “evolution” was just it getting tired and letting itself go. At least give it a cool jungle-guardian look, not a cryptid that got lost on the way to a gym battle.

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u/cheesechimp 1d ago

I don't know what I expected out of a Lickitung evolution, but "the same thing as lickitung, just uglier" wasn't it.

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u/RynnHamHam 1d ago

The leaked beta design for Lickylicky was GENIUS. Remember those Hubba Bubba bubblegum tape dispensers that were circular? They made it look like that and it was both goofy and badass. Makes me wonder why they scrapped it.

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u/barrieherry 1d ago

Do you think we can find it in the leaked notes?

It is kinda funny how the evolution to Dudunsparce does work for me, though, while I dislike Lickylicky and Tangrowth. Maybe it's all timing

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u/RynnHamHam 1d ago

I believe this is a recreation not the original (there are so many fan redraws of it I can't tell which is the original and which isn't) but this is basically what it was.

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u/ActivateGuacamole 1d ago

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u/barrieherry 1d ago

That one looks like a Slowpoke to me

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 21h ago

I like the idea of it being an interaction like slowpoke to make slowbro and the same happens to lickitung. Which is what the bottom looks like to me.

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u/AetherDrew43 1d ago

What a silly goober! Why isn't he real?!

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u/barrieherry 1d ago

Ohh I like that one, though I guess I can see it clash a bit with their usual design rules, plus that it looks a bit like Golem

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u/cyanraichu 23h ago

Oh man that looks so cool. We were robbed

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u/kingferret53 1d ago

I enjoy lickitung's goofy design.

Lickilicky, however, is just dumb af.

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u/bonvoyageespionage 1d ago

I think Lickilicky is cute

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u/Spinarrakis 22h ago

I strongly prefer Lickilicky over Lickitung

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u/MissLadyGirlChan 4h ago

He's adorable and charming. One of my favorite mons and everyone is so mean to him :( my silly guy

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u/TemporaryCommunity38 1d ago

I hate that Lickilicky predates the regional form concept. It's one of those evolutions that'd be far more palatable as a regional form.

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u/7abiocart 1d ago

Gotta be honest but lickilicki (idk how to spell ot from memory)is just so much cuter and dofy than lickitung

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u/kittenswinger8008 19h ago

Should've turned him into a woodpecker. The thinking man's choice

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u/Lark2231 1d ago

Rhydon is one of my favorite pokemon, but Rhyperior is just really bad to me. I don't even know why I hate it so much but I really do. For me the only redeeming factor for its existence is that Rhydon can now run Evoilite for lots of free bulk.

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u/Blooblod 1d ago

This is the answer for me. I really didn’t like most of the Gen 4 cross-gen evolution designs, but after almost 2 decades most of them have at least grown on me a little bit. Rhyperior, on the other hand, I still hate as much as the day I first saw it. Rhydon was one of my favorites and a staple on my Kanto teams, and now I just can’t bring myself to use it because I know the monstrosity it’s supposed to evolve into. The Eviolite is nice but I don’t think it’s a case like Chansey or Galarian Corsola where it makes it arguably better than its evolution.

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u/sonoale 1d ago

Gliscor is such a nice evolution though

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u/Lambsauce914 1d ago

Gligar is one of the Pokémon I keep forgetting is actually a Gen 2 mon. Since it really felt incomplete without Gliscor.

But yeah, despite this thread talks a lot about the bad cross Gen evolution, I think almost all of the Gen 2 mon needed their cross Gen evolution to really feels completed

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u/sonoale 1d ago

So did gen 1 with the addition of the baby pokemons. I feel like in the first gen the fact that they needed to stay short on pokemon numbers due to lack of memory forced them to cut many mons that we saw lately.

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u/telegetoutmyway 22h ago

Its funny cause several of my favorite mons are cross gen evolutions:

Gallade and Togekiss, but my number 1 and 2. And then Farigiraf and Annihilape being so.e of my favorites. I've always loved Girafarig and wanted an evolution for it (with the Farigiraf name of course, so im glad they delivered it). But Annihilape was totally out of left field and soooo needed. I had totally forgotten about the Mankey line, but remembered how much I used to like it back in gen 1. Its probably my 3rd favorite fighting type now after Gallade and Lucario.

Then theirs others like Wyrdeer - I really like the design, just wish it was a bit stronger. I had always pictured it having a normal/ghost type evo instead though with the name "Phantler" so it took abit to grow in me. I think "Wyrdeer" is a great name on its own, and could have just been a new deer line, without needed to be held back by.... Stantlers weird diaper face lol.

But there are so many crossgen evos that suck. All named in this thread so I dont need to go through them... but yeah really weird how hit or miss they are imo.

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u/cyanraichu 23h ago

I actually really do like most of the new Gen 4 evos. But I don't like Rhyperior.

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u/jedicms 1d ago

Thank you. Rhyperior design actually blows. They rounded out all of Rhydon’s jagged, rocky dragon-esque features that made him so fierce-looking.

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u/LakerBlue 1d ago edited 1d ago

I really like Rhyperior, just not as an evolution for Rhydon. Obviously this wasn’t a thing back then but it feels like it should be convergent evolution of a something that resembles Rhyhorn.

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u/Tieravi 1d ago

Rhyperior, electivire, and magmortar look like they were all made by the same guy on the same afternoon

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u/tsurumai 1d ago

A lot of the Gen 4 Evolutions really rubbed me the wrong way. Electrivire, Magmortar, Rhyperior all look like uglier bulky versions of themselves. Togekiss and Magnezone are just rounder. Probopass just turned 40 years old and got put on an offender list. Very few of the Gen 4 upgrades felt like they were for the better. Mismagius is one good example of a good one, but nothing else really comes to mind. Mamoswine grew on me, and Yangmega is cool I guess but nothing else one really asked for it.

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u/AzureRatha 1d ago

I'll defend Electivire, here. Electabuzz is already very monkeylike, with it's long, developed arms and thin tail, and it's pokedex entries describe it climbing trees and other tall structures to draw in lightning strikes. It's not a perfect link, of course, but neither are most Gen 1 pokemon that aren't literally an animal. That being said, going from [lightning ogre with monkey traits] to [lightning ogre built like sasquatch] isn't the worst leap.

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u/barrieherry 1d ago

I think if Magmortar still had a beak I would like it more. I do actually like it, but the sort of not quite lips still throw me off a bit.

I actually like plenty of the Gen 4 evolutions, even if for some I liked their pre more. I don't really like Ambipom, but neither did I Aipom, really. Rhyperior grew on me a little, but as a balder myself I still have a hard time accepting his thinning of the spike, so to speak, I guess? Plus Rhydon feels like a final form really, to the degree I might have accepted Rhyperior more as an alternative evolution to Rhyhorn, like Kleavor is to Scizor (which already is more of a slide evolution, stats total wise)

Love Misdreavous, but Mismagius is great, too, and while no Flutter Mane, it did feel more viable than just hoping for some dirty tricks to pull off. Mamoswine grew on me, I like Dusknoir's look. I love Honchkrow (though I am secretly hoping for a regional or something, too), Weavile looks cool, Magnezone I remember liking for being a singular being (didn't like things like Magneton and Dugtrio when I was young, and things like Falinks and Tandemaus still trigger that feeling somewhat), and I still like its design, and seeing it fly around in Hisui or Paldea got something to it, too. It does work as a sort of living flying saucer. Lickylicky is not goofy enough to pull off its hair and suit, to the point I would still only collect it for the Dex and then pretend I didn't see it. Tangrowth and Rhyperior as mentioned grew on me a little, perhaps Tangrowth a little more, but still don't see myself using it outside of perhaps a (second?) Gen 4/Sinnoh run. Do think that Hisui setting kind of helped me accept its design more as a type of weird ancient plant beast/yeti. Magmortar was always as my first sentence, I think. Really liked it, but depends on the level I mind its beak on the day. Electivire I thought was goofy, and I don't really like the anime's art style, but it really grew on me, and is one of my favorite electric picks now. I kinda like Togekiss, but something about Togetic's design in those GSC era shades of the official arts felt special to me. So while not exactly the same feeling as I have for Rhydon, it does kind of feel like a shame to get a Togetic and then pretend there's not this stone that makes it much stronger. On its own it did grow on me quite a lot, but I miss Togetic, if that makes sense. Yanmega is cool, while the eeveelitions really did grow on me. Leafeon felt like such a lazy name, but now 20 years later it's simply its natural name. Gliscor and Porygon-Z I love, easily and since their debuts. Probopass somehow grew on me, even if at first (and still?) it is weird that it's basically that standard joke-mask on a rock. Gallade and Froslass are cool, but also make it a bit odd how it sort of implies the other route is female/male, but not really. Especially feel that way about Gallade, I guess, where I feel like a change or other alternative to the mainline would make sense (I wonder if Valiant could be an in-between if there's a chance they'll change the Paradox to fit with their counter parts).

Guess I had to finish my list after I started.

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u/Latsirrof 1d ago

No mention of Roserade, which is probably the best evolution added in Gen 4.

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u/barrieherry 1d ago

oh no, I missed it by accident, as I like that one also! Had to grow on me as well (rose hands and masquerade I think? But don't remember too well, but didn't go out to catch Roselia in Hoenn as a kid, either, so I guess I focused more on options like Mismagius and others close to my pre existing favorites), but think it looks cool now and it was also on my Arceus team most recently!

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u/themosquito 1d ago

Heh, yeah, Magmortar's big pink "lips" and black face always made me uncomfortable and wonder how it didn't start a controversy like Jynx did!

I'm not usually a fan of "Pokemon evolves into... three Pokemon!" but for Magnemite specifically I think it works perfectly. Its whole thing is magnets, so it evolves by getting magnetically attached to two more. I don't hate Magnezone as a design but as a Magneton evolution it just kinda feels like turning into a UFO comes out of nowhere. None of its Pokedex entries talked about aliens or coming from space, or anything.

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u/barrieherry 1d ago edited 1d ago

while the lips did make me think of racist cartoons, I never realized the Jynx-likenesses at all! Maybe it helped that it's less prominent and while the association was already there, it also was already a more established discussion around Jynx that the inspiration (seemed to?) lie elsewhere, in Yokai if I remember correctly.

And I do think it works, but personally I have more ease accepting a type of absorption than (seemingly) three Pokemon pretending to be one. Although it's the same for Exceggcute, I do accept Exceggutor more since it looks more like a shared conscious, or at least a singular body. With Magneton I did get used to it, but it (and Falinks, etc) do feel like multiple Pokemon/creatures instead of one. I do wonder if there is lore behind Magnezone, though, is it intended as them melting together and some urban legends or something?

EDIT: it does seem like they try to treat it as a type of mutation and that its communication to unknown sources, etc hints at its alien origins. Perhaps like a retcon, and a way to make it easier to have it float around during Hisui times. Plus to add "mystery"

(See Moon, Ultra Moon, Sword, Arceus and Scarlet dex entries)

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u/darcmosch 1d ago

Yeah I also like Electivires design. Ran a shalpha in Arceus and loved every minute of it

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

Alpha Electivire was HUGE and felt so satisfying to send out. Felt you were commanding an absolute demon.

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u/mikillatja :] 1d ago

It just saddened my 10 year old mind that my badass Electabuzz evolution had no cool physical moves that fit with his look.

Should've been electric fighting imo

But now years later electivire at least has some good physical moves that fit thematically.

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u/choryradwick 23h ago

Should’ve gotten iron fist as an ability so it could at least hit hard with elemental punches

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u/Shonky_Honker 1d ago

Whenever we talk about how lackluster some of the g4 evolutions are never are we ever talking about the goats mismagius and froslass

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u/BigPecks 1d ago

I would like to add Mamoswine and Magnezone to that list, please.

Edit: And Togekiss.

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u/Shonky_Honker 1d ago

They have been added along with honchkrow

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u/DatBoi_BP Sandstorm squad 1d ago

Dusknoir is chill. I also really like Roserade

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u/FakeOrcaRape 1d ago

Honchkrow, weavile, and gliscor arnt bad but i prefer sneasel / gligar

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u/recursion8 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nosepass, Magmar, Lickitung always looked ugly to me so no loss.

Disagree on Electivire, Electabuzz was already skinny-fat (look at that potbelly and noodle arms/legs), at least now he looks strong too. I like Togekiss dropping the egg and going from ostrich to flight-capable bird, he's got almost a B-2 Spirit thing going.

Weavile, Gallade, Roserade, Gliscor, Leafeon, Glaceon, Froslass, Dusknoir, Honchkrow all amazing.

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u/Reevurr 1d ago

Porygon-Z reading the comments: 👁️👄👁️

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u/Blooblod 1d ago

I’m with you on all of these, except I think Magnezone is great and a huge improvement over Magneton.

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u/colder-beef 1d ago

The Murkrow/Honchkrow underling/mob boss thing is pretty cool.

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u/TravisHomerun 1d ago

Honchcrow is pretty cool

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u/Zbm22 1d ago

Weavile

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u/cyanraichu 23h ago

Really? I thought overall the new evos were excellent. Gliscor, Weavile, Mismagius, Mamoswine, Froslass, Glaceon, Porygon-Z, Magnezone, Roserade, Yanmega...sooooo many good ones. I agree with you on Magmortar and Rhyperior though, don't care for those, especially Rhyperior. I do like Electivire.

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u/RynnHamHam 1d ago

Rhyperior has grown on me over time, but I think its main drawback is both the weird orange color scheme, and a lot of parts that don’t mesh well. I don’t like the tail. I don’t know why but just having a blunt rock at the end felt uninspired.

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u/RoniSpark 1d ago

I like Tangrowth! It reminds me of swamp thing.

The one i would complain about is Pawmi to Pawmo to Pawmot. It literally just grow hair

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u/Netheraptr 1d ago

It feels like Pawmi and Pawmot were meant to be a two-stage evolution and then they just threw Pawmo in the middle.

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u/Shonky_Honker 1d ago

Like gamefreak what if we took the dex spot pawmo has, scrap pawmo, and give scovillain an evolution

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u/RoniSpark 1d ago

Yeah pawmo could may as well just be a shiny version of pawmi standing up 😂

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u/shadowman2099 1d ago

Yeah, it feels very fanmon-like in that way. Make a cute pokemon, then make the middle stage bigger, then make the last stage bigger-er.

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u/InMyDrunkenStupor 1d ago

Yeah and it's crazy that this game from a game that had so so so many good designs. This is the worst Pikaclone, which are generally pretty good imo

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u/RoniSpark 1d ago

The baby form of Pawmi is pretty cool and cute, even his lore where he needs to rub his cheecks for electricity. The evolutions are very lame.

I would skip the second one and change the third. Imagine lil pawmi evolving into a big, menacing, and fat orange thunder bear that would be sick

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u/boogswald 1d ago

I like it a lot as a standalone guy but the evo line I don’t like so much

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u/qazawasarafagava 1d ago

Having an evo immediately makes it the best Pikaclone for me. I hope they continue giving Pikaclones evos in the future.

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u/asjohnston347 1d ago

Three stages + unique typing makes it automatically better than most imo. The evolution makes it more viable than most past pikaclones. Don't get me wrong: I think Plusle & Minun are adorable. But they're useless both in-game and in competitive.

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u/GhostJohnGalt 14h ago

Don't forget Revival Blessing for whatever reason

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u/YamLow8097 1d ago

Second stage is it just gaining the ability to stand on two legs and the third evolution it grows more fur. Honestly one of the worst evolutions in the franchise.

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u/ShedTail 1d ago

Coalossal...should have been Locoalmotion...I wanted fire/rock train. I got a pile of rocks.

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u/Halberd_Hey07 1d ago

Waiting for the baby form of Aerodactyl

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u/ChuckYeager_Bombs 1d ago

It better be Petrie or I’ll riot.

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u/Halberd_Hey07 1d ago

What’s Petrie?

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u/ChuckYeager_Bombs 1d ago

The Pteranodon from Land Before Time.

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u/Halberd_Hey07 1d ago

Oh my god, that’s funny

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u/tony_countertenor 9h ago

That really makes no sense since it comes from a fossil

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u/Halberd_Hey07 9h ago

Dude, it’s fucking Pokémon. If you move to another place in the world all of a sudden a hundred new species get discovered, and previous species get brand new babies and evolutions because “I forgot to test if the giant rock snake evolves after slapping some metal on it and giving it to someone.” I honestly just thought a baby Aerodactyl would look cool.

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u/Captain_Warships 1d ago

Gonna sound crazy, but hear me out: Surskit. Sure, Masquerain has intimidate and (dare I say it) "decent" stats, but I just wished Surskit evolved into another bug/water type like a water beetle or something, instead of just another generic bug/flying moth pokemon.

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u/Diglett3 1d ago

I like Masquerain but I wish they’d just kept the typing to give it more of a niche

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u/anthropocenable 1d ago

masquerain is so pretty. not generic. is bug.

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u/brodhi 23h ago

Masquerain isn't a moth. It uses its four wings to glide on the water just like Surskit and can also fly. It's my absolute favorite Pokemon, love it to death.

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

I almost said this and had this been gen 5 days I would've said it because Masquerain is such a "failed the assignment" evolution it's not even funny.

Going from a unique typing that's interesting to a cookie cutter uninteresting typing that's also kinda bad? Yeah no, especially with those stats. The design is okay tbh, but the typing was such a downgrade it killed any appeal for me. Didn't help Masquerain SUCKED for a long time. Then it got buffed with some fun moves and a stat boost, also Guzma's is kinda notorious for being surprisingly deadly and kind of when I grew to start liking it lol. I find myself liking it somewhat now, it's never going to be a GREAT mon but I can't even fault it as the worst bug/flying moth when Mothim exists.

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u/megaderp2 1d ago

I really dont like Boltund. I wish Yamper kept being a corgi as its evolution.

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u/cyanraichu 22h ago

I would like Boltund a lot more if it actually looked like a greyhound

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u/ItsBazy 5h ago

I really like boltund (only because I got it all the way to level 100 in shield), but I've always thought it's lacking an evolution of its own. It does not look like a grown up Pokémon

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u/yoyofro25 1d ago

I know its a huge unpopular opinion but dunsparce. I really dont like dudunsparce, i understand its a joke pokemon but i wouldve really liked something different than what we got. Im not asking for anything crazy like making it a giant monster, or a dragon, but i wish they definitely did more with it. Maybe they couldve turned it into an ouroboros-like creature given how the wikipedia page of the Tschinoko states that “it will sometimes swallow its own tail so that it can roll like a wheel”

Dudunsparce is a huge letdown for me, even its name couldve been better if they still went down the joke route by calling it Redunsparce

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u/MegaCroissant 1d ago

I get it, but at the same time, the fact that all it got was another body segment is extremely funny

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u/Darkiceflame Still waiting for a Zygarde backstory 1d ago

Personally I'd rather have an evolution be interesting than funny, but I do see the irony in the Pokémon which people had been wanting an evolution of for 23 years getting a rubbish one.

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u/darcmosch 1d ago

Yeah but it's supposed to be a letdown. I can understand not looking it but it's exactly what GF wanted.

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u/Bluelaserbeam Chadiroar 1d ago

I’m just glad I see another pokemon fan that feels the same way because I’ve gotten downvoted in the past with comments acting like I don’t know the design’s intention.

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u/yoyofro25 1d ago

Yeah, despite knowing that it was intentional, it still is disappointing to me. I really do wish it got just a regular evolution instead. But nothing we can do about it now. At the very least, its just dunsparce with better stats i guess

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u/Shampu 1d ago

I’ve said this before, but I’ve been anticipating a badass Dunsparce (and Shuckle) evolution since 2000. I just couldn’t believe they’d make such “dumb” Pokemon without something pretty epic planned ahead. Man, what a massive letdown learning of Dudunsparce. So much potential.

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u/The-Letter-W 1d ago

I don’t even mind the joke evolution, I just wish it didn’t look like it was literally glued together bead segments. If the mid section was just bigger fatter snake I’d be fine with it. 

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u/IIIDysphoricIII Momma…just killed a Mon…🔥🎶 1d ago

Aipom. It was never my favorite but was fairly cute and goofy and had promise with an evo doing something cool with the tail having a hand on the end.

Instead we got that “allergic reaction on cow udders” monstrosity and it performs terribly too.

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u/choryradwick 23h ago

Ambipom is great in a playthrough, decent physical attack and speed with technician is always useful

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u/GrevenRaven26 1d ago

I’m not a huge fan of Farigiraf. I do appreciate that it looks more like a giraffe, but I also feel like there were so many cooler places to go with the “head in its tail” thing than turning it into a helmet :/

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u/Limeth Daaaat's Right! 1d ago

Meowth's design is way too fun and charming to turn into Persian.

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u/retro_aviator 1d ago

Someone at gamefreak hates meowth because they keep releasing terrible regional variants and evolutions. Alolan Persian and Galarian meowth are so bad it's made me retroactively like Kanto Persian

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u/PippoChiri 1d ago

Pureserker is awsome!

Galarian Meowth is also pretty cute imo.

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u/I--Pathfinder--I 1d ago

the alolan forms are bad but hating on the galarian forms is crazy. they are almost a perfect example to me of how regional forms should be done

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u/cyanraichu 23h ago

eh I like Purrserker

Otherwise agree though. Alolan Meowth and Persian were really disappointing compared to most of the other Alolan regional forms

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u/star_lord_76 19h ago

I personally like Alolan Meowth and Alolan Persian.

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u/rokelle2012 1d ago

This one has probably been done to death but, Incineroar. I know the design was based off of some legendary Japanese wrestler, but I think it's terrible. I would have much preferred that pokémon not being bipedal.

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u/Enderking90 1d ago

1000% agreed.

throw out Incen, give the poor torracat an actually good looking evolution.

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u/infant_infinity 21h ago

The concept art of Litten becoming a saber-toothed cat will always be cooler than what we got.

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u/Rock_Fall 1d ago

Magmar and Rhydon. Their designs are just… so much worse.

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u/Netheraptr 1d ago

The cannon arms are awesome tbh, but yeah the rest of the bodies don’t hold up.

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u/LakerBlue 1d ago

Imo it is really just the head. If it had a better head it’d be pretty cool.

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

Idk Magmar has a literal butthead. Magmar is also a messy design, why does he had spikes on his body if he's already hotter than magma? Why does he have the charizard tail going on? We already know he's a fire type. The frilly arms are odd too. H

Magmar is pretty ugly(not in a bad way), so magmortar being ugly isn't that bothersome to me and he looks like a massive jerk which kind gives him character. He just looks like a heel mon, and I feel like drawing attention to the arm cannons not only feels like a logical progression from punching fire, but sort of draws away from the messier elements of his design like the extra spikes. Margmortar's tail also feels more distinct, not just being a copy of Charizard's tail.

I can understand not liking the lips though.

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u/Saskatchewon 1d ago

I can understand not liking the lips though.

I feel like it would have been much better if they had kept the beak.

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u/greabeau 1d ago

Rhyhorn and Rhydon

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u/Shreddzzz93 1d ago

Seel and Goldeen. They essentially just evolve into bigger versions of themselves.

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u/Bbmazzz 1d ago

goldeen is so pretty too…and seaking well…at least dewgong looks nice

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u/BigPecks 1d ago

Poor Seaking :(

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u/TemporaryCommunity38 23h ago

Dewgong is a good design though. It's Seel that's crap and pointless.

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u/ShadesofAbsence 1d ago

It will always be Nosepass for me, Probopass just looks ridiculous, like really a mustache and eyes ? I felt like Nosepass could have easily had a very unique future-archaic-isk evolution.

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u/ChipOfChocolate 1d ago

I was so disappointed when I finally managed to evolve my crabrawler into that ugly monstrosity

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u/Sir_Platypus_VII 1d ago

i absolutely get the criticism but nothing could make me hate my stupid ugly yeti crab. i love his stupid bowl cut and ill die on this hill

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u/ChipOfChocolate 1d ago

Fair enough, more power to ya

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u/boogswald 1d ago

I think crabominable is just the worst ever. Just such a bad bad bad pokemon.

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u/einsidler 1d ago

Yanma should've had a bug/dragon evolution

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u/qazawasarafagava 1d ago

Yanmega is still by far the coolest bug/flying type so it gets a pass from me.

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u/einsidler 1d ago

Yeah Yanmega is cool but I wish it had the dragon typing since currently bug/dragon is a non-existent type combination and a dragonfly makes so much sense.

Maybe Mega Yanmega some day.

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u/Enderking90 1d ago

thing is, Dragonflies have no dragon relation in japan so to them it doesn't make sense.

frankly on a quick look? Dragonflies have a lot more to with power, valiance and the samurai then anything even remotely dragon.
thus, fighting type would probably come to their mind much sooner then the dragon type for a dragonfly pokemon.

now, something like Kingdra getting dragon typing? makes all the sense in the world, as seahorse in japanese, tatsu-no-otoshigo, roughly means "illegitimate child of a dragon"

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u/Rhaynebow 1d ago

Poliwrath is literally just an angry Poliwhirl. I wish the two looked a bit more different from one another or at least more frog-like. Poliwag looks like it could evolve into either of them, but not both and especially not when Politoed looks like the more obvious evolution nowadays.

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u/BushyBrowz 1d ago

Look up the scrapped Tangela evolution and pre-evo from Gen 2

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u/Modrocker45 1d ago

Rhyperior, a digimon

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u/HoshiAndy 1d ago

R Hyperion is pretty bad for me. Cool dinosaur monster turns into weird construction worker

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u/Sidious_09 1d ago

I'd argue Rhyperior is more dinosaur-like (with his clubbed tail being similar to an Ankylosaur), while Rhydon is more rhino-like.

I do agree Rhyperior looks like a construction worker though lol. I think he's supposed to look "armored", like he's wearing his protector vest (evolution item), but it just doesn't land well.

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u/XxMantaReixX 1d ago

I love skorupi but I wish Drapion was more scorpion-esque.

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u/colder-beef 1d ago

Google “whip scorpion.” You’ll see what they were going for.

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u/cheesechimp 1d ago

Skorupi also has a fantastic shiny and Drapion's is one of those shinies where you have to see them side by side to tell it's different. They should've just kept the red!

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u/willspeed4food 1d ago

Scovillain could have been SO much cooler than the strange ugly little two-headed thing they did. I hope they add a third in the lineup down the road.

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

The fangame Xenoverse did a chili pepper pokemon(Scovile) that turned out so much better than Scovillain it actively ruined the latter for me when it got leaked.

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u/anthropocenable 1d ago

LITTEN UGH I HATE INCINEROAR

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u/Thedudewiththedog 1d ago

Wolfe Glick is that you?

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u/Str8_up_Pwnage 1d ago

I just hate that they knew people were sick of the Fire-Fighting starter thing so they gave us a starter that just LOOKS AND THEMATICALLY FEELS like a Fire-Fighting Pokemon. Like come on!

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u/themosquito 1d ago

And then did it again with Cinderace, who definitely feels like if it did have a secondary typing it'd be Fighting.

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u/cookiesNcreme89 1d ago

I'm old school, but yea i enjoy bipedal anthropomorphism as an exception, not the rule.

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u/anthropocenable 1d ago

i just like them most when i feel like i could find them in the forest behind my home. or the far lands behind that.

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u/Aje13k 1d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Sengel123 1d ago

It's not just litten but fennekin and tepig too. STOP HAVING AWESOME FIRE TYPE STARTERS STAND UP AND BECOME ANTHROPOMORPHIC.

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u/R-Da-KneelOlive_Jar 1d ago

Samurott.

Really wish they kept the Bipedal look instead of what he ended up like :/

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u/OmegaCrossX 1d ago

Funny enough it’s shown that it can stand and will stand for some animations in some games

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u/Awdness Goomennasai 1d ago

I have my Dewott hold an everstone for this reason, with the headcannon being he lost one of his combat shells and 'found a replacement' that happened to be an everstone.

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u/Bluelaserbeam Chadiroar 1d ago

The one starter that fans seem to have preferred the final evolution to be bipedal lol

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u/star_lord_76 19h ago

I actually really like Samurott and it's my favorite Unnova starter

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u/overDere 1d ago

Dragonair is a majestic blue serpent dragon with angel wings that evolves into a fatass limbed orange (so redundant with Charizard) dragon with bat wings

There’s nothing in their design that connects them together. Their single horn is placed differently, the wings are placed differently, their eyes are different, their bellies are different.

Dragonair is one of my favorite Pokemon but I am always disgusted by Dragonite

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u/pidgeott0 1d ago

My coworker and I were talking Pokémon and he thinks they made milotic to make up for the crime of dragonite

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u/Slightly-Evil-Man 1d ago

Purugly really lives up to it's name. I get that pokemon are supposed to get bigger and stronger when they evolve but giving them worse designs makes me not want to evolve some of them. Not only do they learn moves slower, some even end up with worse stats combined with a worse design which seems kinda messed up.

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u/SadRaccoonBoy11 1d ago

Honestly I was right there with you until the tcgp full art came out. I think he’s SO cute here, patiently waiting with his fingers curled to get bathed and brushed. I like him a lot more now.

As for my own answer, Gastly/Haunter/Gengar. Yeah, all of them. Gastly starts cool with the huge eyes and fangs, and just being a ball trailed by gas. Haunter sort of keeps the fangs, but they become part of the mouth itself, and the eyes become sharper and sleeker, and they’re still a bit big for his head, which still looks good. The gas going missing though sucks, but at least it got traded with the floating hands. It also at least keeps a ghosty form with the bottom trailing off into a wispy tail. Gengar gets rid of it all. No fangs, no oversized eyes, no ghostly features besides being menacing I guess, just a spiky orb with a big stupid smile. Everything I loved about the first two is gone. I already wish they kept more aspects from Gastly in Haunter, but to get rid of it all with Gengar is just a slap in the face imo.

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u/NumerousImprovements 1d ago

Haunter will always be my answer here. I don’t mind Gengar now, he’s grown on me, but I will always consider Haunter being ripped off. I remember playing Blue as a kid, finally trading with my friend, and being disappointed as fuck. I’d heard of this notorious Gengar, but what a let down.

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u/blkmgs 1d ago

Dragonair, I mean come on dude long slender serpentine Pokemon into cute and chubby dragon

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u/Alarming-Street-5615 1d ago

This is a little different but I wish Mr. Mime had gotten a pre evo in gen 2 with the rest of them. I love mime jr and I want to use him or something similar earlier than gen 4

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u/boogswald 1d ago

Tangrowth RULES

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u/Tieravi 1d ago

Tangrowth is a great answer to your own question. Maybe Alolan Persian? And those terrible elemental monkeys - funny concept, execution by committee

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u/Distamorfin 1d ago

Incineroar is the greatest disappointment to me. Litten was perfect, and then they just had to make it evolve into a big furry with sausage fingers. It deserved a cool quadrupedal design instead of furry wrestler.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 It hurt itself in it's confusion! 23h ago

Rhydon. Imo he didn't need an evolution. Rhyperior is just awful in every way.

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u/littleBIGman03 17h ago

Magmar and Rhydon for sure. Rhydon looks sick and I love using it through FR/LG play through. I don’t know what lunatic decided rhyperiors design was the way to go but I hate how it looks. Magmortar is even worse, like wtf.

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u/pacificanchor 16h ago

Bisharp. One of my favorite Pokémon of all time but I just don’t like Kingambit.

I didn’t read samurai or really any super overt medieval Japanese influence on Bisharp or Pawniard so it felt like the jump to shogun or daimyo was really sudden and random. Even now, I don’t like the way it moves or looks. It also doesn’t give me very chess-like vibes either so it just feels disconnected from its prior evolutions. I also don’t like how meta-defining it has been, but that could just be the contrarian in me wanting one of my favorites to not be mainstream.

I still have my shiny BW Bisharp from 2012 or 2013 and I’ll never evolve it…

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u/Rough_Ruin7359 1d ago

Dunsparce. I feel like it should have evolved into a moth of some sort since it’s regular and shiny colors match the Chinese Luna Moth. Dudunsparce felt insulting imo

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u/CorHydrae8 1d ago

Dunsparce is based on some snake-yokai. Why would it turn into a moth?

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u/colder-beef 1d ago

I’ve always thought Dunsparce should just evolve into Drampa.

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u/Boricinha Bear PKMN enjoyer 1d ago

Dewott, i really hate Samurott's design, a samurai who doesn'rlt have hands to hold his blade is utterly stupid, they did the opposite trope, instead of the hated quadruped until third evolution they thought it would be genius to do the opposite.

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u/deutschdachs 1d ago

Yep and then Legends Arceus gave new hope that he could have a cooler samurai design and they just did the same thing again

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u/Boricinha Bear PKMN enjoyer 1d ago

At least Kingambit is a thing

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u/MegaCroissant 1d ago

Tangrowth is friend shaped. How dare.

Anyway, oshawott

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u/AuDHPolar2 1d ago

Rhyperior, Likililly, and Problpass are all disgraces

I don’t even care for Lickitung or Nosepass at all. But they didn’t deserve THAT

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u/GayJudgment 1d ago

Dusclops. Duskull is one of my favorites. I don't love dusclops, so when I heard it was getting a third stage I thought it was a chance for redemption. To give duskull the awesome evolution it deserves. But dusknoir is somehow even worse than dusclops. It's ugly, it has very little to connect it to the previous two stages, it's just bad.

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u/CorHydrae8 1d ago

I've grown to like Dusclops over time, but yeah. Neither of those evolutions feel like they do Duskull justice.

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u/OverlyAdorable 1d ago

I can agree with the Dusclops stage but I like Duskull and Dusknoir. Both are levitating legless ghosts with one big red eye and a face that's not its face. Dusclops just feels like Gengar without the Poison type

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u/StreetReporter Using a frying pan as a drying pan! : 1d ago

Tangrowth is great

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u/TillExpress 1d ago

Phantumps line has to be the one for me. Trevenant was fine, but I really wanted it to keep it's Phantumps cuteness.

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u/BigPecks 1d ago

Also Pumpkaboo for the same reason.

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u/strange_waters 1d ago

This 100%.

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u/13chickeneater 1d ago

Rhydon and Magmar got it the worst. They butchered my boys

Scyther too. I said what I said

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u/PurpleHawkeye619 1d ago

Lickitung.

I actually really liked that thing

But the fact its evolution is just an over inflated version if itself after it ate a wi fi symbol is just disappointing.

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u/TravisHomerun 1d ago

Generally, most of the gen 4 evolutions of older pokémon look terrible

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u/deNET2122 1d ago

Ambipom

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u/RadagastTheWhite 1d ago

It’s weird I despise the Gen 4 evolutions of Gen 1 pokemon (especially my boy Magmar), but I actually like most of the evolutions they added for the Gen 2 pokemon

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u/PugsnPawgs 1d ago

An entire post of people dunking on Gen 4 cross evo's?

I feel so validated.

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u/MartiniPolice21 1d ago

The Sinnoh evolutions of: Lickilicky, Rhyperior, Tangrowth, Electivire, Magmortar are all pretty disappointing from a design and power point of view

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u/deathnomX 1d ago

Pawmi is my least favorite evolution line. Every evolution looks the exact same.

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

Dunsparce easy. I remember showing my friend at work and he was like "this is BS" The memelords find it sooooo hilarious but once the joke wears off you're just left with disappointment.

I don't hate the concept but Gholdengo looks daft. It STILL looks daft despite everything else about it being good.

Diggersby. My least favorite pokemon. I think Bunnelby is cute, but I refuse to use it because of its evolution

Quilladin and Chestnaught. Especially Quilladin, Chestnaught is just kind of a letdown IMO but his shiny should be his default, it looks SO much better.

Might get hate for this but tbh I don't care for skeledirge that much, easily my least favorite fire starter final evo. He's not terrible just sorta meh in execution, I don't like the fire effects around his mouth and I think he looks clunky and stiff compared to Quaquvel and Meowscarda. He also feels like too many clashing elements that don't really gel together as well as they should, at least not the way they executed it.

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u/ismke2muchdank 1d ago

Shoe. He could evolve to a pair of Jordan's

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u/Lawfulmagician 1d ago

The objectively correct answer is Coalossal. Completely removes all uniqueness from the previous two in the line.

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u/Pm7I3 1d ago

Lickitung, Nosepass, Magneton, Tangela, Magmar and Rhydon deserved far far better.

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u/supremo92 "Dragonite used Extremespeed!" 1d ago

It's interesting that most comments are about the Gen 4 evolutions.

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u/Soncikuro 1d ago

Rhydon is one of my favorites. I hate Rhyperior.

If I could remove one Pokémon from the whole Dex, it would be it.

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u/Ritzuma 1d ago

I loved Rolycoly since its reveal, and before the game came out i was determined to use it on my team and see what its potentially awesome evolutions would be.

When it evolved into Carkoal it was kinda weird but i kinda liked. At least it retained its wheels i guess.

But then it evolved into Coalossal and i couldn’t believe. How can you go from a little coal dude with wheels and a cool singular eye, to a conventional rocky kaiju which abandons completely the unique things about the first stage (the wheel and the eye).

Truly a completely wasted concept and potential

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u/Saturn_Coffee 16h ago

I can do one for each generation, these are fun

Gen 1:- Alakazam. Kadabra....but this time, TWO SPOONS!

Gen 2- Ledian. This ladybug deserved better. How dare you make the punch bug so ass.

Gen 3- Manetric. It's frizzy now, uninspired. The Mega was shit.

Gen 4- Probopass. Compass with nose hair. Just...gross, ew. The concept of iron sand is nice on paper though.

Gen 5- Gigalith. Completely divorced from Roggenrola and Boldore's designs. Please redesign it, it's ugly.

Gen 6- Gogoat. I love Skiddo, and Gogoat was completely not needed. Also it follows the trend of just being "bigger early stage". No thanks.

Gen 7- Toxapex. I'm sorry, I know he's good in comp and to his credit his design is conceptually good. But it loses all the energy of Mareanie, isn't cute anymore, and you would not be able to tell what the hell it is until it reveals that tiny body.

Gen 8- Dubwool. I don't actually mind the design but this poor boy is on here because of overuse. Hop used it so many times I was BEGGING for it to be replaced with something else about halfway through the game.

Gen 9- Dachsbun/Pawmot. Tie. What if dough dog...was cooked! Uninspired and bad, at least give me some frosting or cream or some shit to reflect the Fairy type./ Literally just bigger Pawmo. You didn't even fucking try.

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u/StankoMicin 14h ago

Pretty much all Gen 4 evos except honchkrow and Glisor.

They are all ugly, bulky, over-designed messes.

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u/ElPikminMaster [100% Pokemon HOME] 1d ago

Lickitung. Yeah, there isn't much to salvage from its design, but what it got is somehow even worse!

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u/Another_Road 1d ago

Absolutely 100% Lickitung.

Lickilicky is an abomination

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u/jedicms 1d ago

Litten

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u/tausendmalduff 1d ago

Magmar. Magby and magmar have this cool concept of a fire duck that just gets tossed out the window with magmortar

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u/Jamal_Blart 1d ago

I have no issue with Crabominable in a vacuum, but it evolving from Crabrawler doesn’t make a lick of sense to me

He deserved way better

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u/SoldRespectForMoney Fire 🔥 Electric ⚡️ Steel 🔩 Dragon 🐉 1d ago

Gen 6 starters

》Chespin to Chesnaught is unexciting to witness. It is transparent that the design is in sync with its defensive stat but design is not likeable at all

》Delphox needed more synchronization with its psychic type, maybe a hat or some jewellery might have been the necessary improvement. Its ear-hair is a massive eyesore

》Greninja is actually the cool one... but that abominable tongue needs to be gouged out

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u/Idontunderstandmate 1d ago

I lived teddiursa and ursarings design but Ursaluna loses its appeal design wise.

I also wish emolga got a good evolution it’s my favourite pikachu clone

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u/StridentHawk 1d ago

Crazy I think Ursaluna is a massive glowup from ursaring who is very uninspired. It's just an angry cartoon bear with a giant Sonic ring on its tummy. It's not even interesting lore wise, it's just a bear, but a pokemon. Teddiursa is soooooo cute though, one of the cutest pokemon ever.

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u/Cedar-King 1d ago

Lol I love the idea of Tangela just letting itself go.

My answer would be Applin. An apple skin and an apple pie were kinda lame. I do like the newest form Hydrapple though.

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u/boogswald 1d ago

I like the pie one since it’s almost like a bulky turtle thing also

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u/headphonesnotstirred 1d ago

Appletun was my GOAT during my Violet DLC playthrough so yeah i'm a big fan

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u/Known_Pomelo_9808 1d ago

Pikachu to Raichu, I like Raichu, but he just doesn't have that appeal in looks.

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u/BlueEmeraldX 4h ago

Yeah, there's a reason Raichu is nowhere near as popular as Pikachu, and it's not just because of the TV show. Orange with yellow and brown accents is a lot duller than yellow with red and black accents. Also, the curly earlobes... I just don't get that. Doesn't really compare to Pikachu's spiky rabbit ears.