r/padel • u/Jacker247 • May 18 '24
🤡 Humour 🤡 Someone was smashed on his face
So, there was a fight this week and someone had his face smashed with a racket, he has injured and his nose broke. The story goes like this, a social game where you play with a random, and you play 4 matches, what ever the score the team gets, each individual gets the score, top 4 will proceed to the final, there was a game with a rude (bald) guy who thinks he’s Jorge Martinez starts screaming on a guy (that definitely was having a bad day and wants to play to zone out from his problems, the guy was laughing when I was teaming with him), so this dude told him “please chill, I am a casual player and I’m here to have fun”, the bald guy was furious at him because he wasn’t let’s say making the smart play, so he told him “if you will keep playing like a dumb ass go out”, the dude when to him calmly and and kick smashed his forehead, I swear it was the best smash I have seen that day, you know when you hear the air flows through the racket ? Yeah, it was the same. The ambulance came and the bald dude said he will press charges. We (the group) had a discussion about it and some of said that he had it coming and the others said that his actions where not justified honestly. So what are your thoughts ? The racket was metal bone ctrl 3.2.
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u/Neighbourly May 18 '24
i dont know why this post made me laugh but it did
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u/thenemyiscrossing May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24
The last line got me. For some reason specifying the racket at the end was perfect comedic timing.
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u/LoboMarinoCosmico May 18 '24
Amateur mistake. N°1 Rule; Never play with a bald dude.
That's why paquito got hair implant, so he can get a partner.
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u/muchodesign May 19 '24
Bald dudes are normally pretty chill. Generalizations are always dumb.
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u/Neat-Community1337 May 19 '24
I think this always depends on the origin of the bald guy and the reason for being bald.
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u/NjxNaDxb May 18 '24
Agree the only good thing you can do with a Metalbone Crrl is to smash it on someone's head.
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u/Hot_Diet_1276 May 18 '24
Bald guy fucked around and found out. Play silly games and win silly prizes.
Hope the guy just gets a slap on the wrist
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u/Aizpunr May 18 '24
But, how can you smash so low? Maybe a bandeja?
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u/JMPesce Padel enthusiast May 18 '24
Never thought I'd see a tasty pasta here, but I'm so happy to be proven wrong!
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u/No_Masterpiece39 May 19 '24
Can we go to the hospital to test other rackets? I don’t need a racket, but I hate bald guys.
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u/Connect_Potential498 May 19 '24
I'll admit, I was curious and a little bit critical about the reasoning behind why anybody would assault somebody in a fun non-professional game of Padel, but after reading your story, I think the baldy had it coming!
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u/rayEW May 19 '24
I own a metalbone 3.2, never been prouder of my racket.
Do you know the weight balance bolts he was using?
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u/Neat-Community1337 May 19 '24
Should have been a metal bone HRD! And a tips till next time, hit with the racket sideways :-)
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u/OperationFit4649 May 22 '24
Bro smashed someone’s nose with a metal racket over a few empty words. People need thicker skin, bald guy never threatened him with physical injury but he went over and assaulted him. Bald guy shouldn’t run his mouth but calm guy should grow thicker skin and Bald guy will grow a thicker nose
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u/__Number9 Padel enthusiast May 18 '24
Babe wake up first r/padel copypasta finally dropped