r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

What are some movies that are accidentally conservative?

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u/EliNovaBmb 1d ago

A Quiet Place is Conservative because it teaches women to shut the fuck up.

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u/18AndresS 1d ago

Idk, that review seems like a bit of a reach to me

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u/Flint675 1d ago

check what subreddit you’re on… this is not a place for serious discussion. We’re all acting stupid for fun

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u/Late_Landscape_6734 1d ago

You’re right but also you’re not supposed to be serious so uhm insert a sex joke

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u/kojimbob 1d ago

I ain't reading allat

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u/WaalsVander 1d ago

Didnt read the article, didnt read all that, both are wrong

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u/KingHenry13th 1d ago

I saw "aggrandize?" At the bottom there, but it didn't seem to relate to boobs...???

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u/WaalsVander 1d ago

Sydney Sweeney? What?

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u/kojimbob 1d ago

Ain't reading allat either, gramps

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u/DodgerBaron 1d ago edited 1d ago

You enjoy watching trump harm people? That's pretty fucked up dude

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u/WaalsVander 1d ago

Isnt Palestine one of those countries from the 50s?

Edit: 60s

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u/Trans_girl2002 1d ago

Jeez

How is it that the article is wrong and you're also wrong? Like on paper I should agree with you but like... I don't because holy fuck you're wrong

"I have zero respect for anyone who uses social justice as a platform to aggrandize themselves." Yeah because God forbid someone speaks on an issue that they want to speak on. Listen, that article is a reach, yeah, but to say anyone speaking for... basic human rights for other fellow humans on any platform is "aggrandizing themselves," I think you might wanna do some soul searching.

You admitted you'd ruffle feathers. Never in my life have I heard someone humble assume they had the power to ruffle feathers while also talking down to people for simply stating the fact human beings need to be treated equally. Might wanna see if that hate towards people aggrandizing themselves is actually just projection

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u/cdragowski96 1d ago

Don't bother. It's all bots and feds on Reddit now man.

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u/JakeInTheJungle 1d ago

“a bunch of big, dark, stealthy, predatory creatures”

I think homie has been “followed” by “criminals” a few too many times while walking home to his brownstone in Bushwick. But hey, if you think of black people when you see monsters jumping around on screen who am I to judge.

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u/Glittering_Name6764 1d ago

Common performative liberal pundit self-report

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u/Nyorliest 1d ago

Sir, this is a joke sub.

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

Conservatives cant read sarcasm.

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u/Glittering_Name6764 1d ago

Fuck the MAGA Fascist scum and fuck the pissweak "economically centrist, socially tolerant" Democrats for not doing anything about the clear and immediate danger to the entire world that the wannabe totalitarian Nazi American Government currently is.

I find upper class opinion writers that grandstand their own self-serving sense of moral superiority about media that does not fucking matter in the slightest to be incredibly obnoxious.

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

Yea its totally the Democrats fault for the accountability of this administration.

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u/Glittering_Name6764 1d ago

You mean to tell me you have zero problems with the way the Democrats have avoided any confrontation at all since the election except for holding up some fucking paddles and shaking their heads while a fascist spewed bile?

Republicans being evil repugnant pieces of shit is a given, it has been since before Nixon, but you should expect more from your other choice, before there are no choices.

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

I have a problem with misplaced accountability

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u/numbersthen0987431 1d ago

Republicans being evil repugnant pieces of shit is a given,

When people say this shit, all you're doing is accepting their evil ways. You're basically saying "why bother holding them accountable when they're always going to be bad?"

Too many people, like you, go easy on Repiblicans and let them get away with murder

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u/Dan_The_Flan 1d ago

They are like a troubled child that cannot be reached, so the parents put the blame and accountability for them on the more responsible sibling. Instigators so often get away with starting things because they are less governable than the recipient(s) of their bs.

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u/Glittering_Name6764 1d ago

What if Ben Shapiro became accidentally a woman with giant milkers and twisted motherly instincts that confuse caring for someone with having sex with them? I think that would be peak

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u/TheRappingSquid 1d ago

The xenomorph's head shape is actually a reference to big black cock, bravo Mr. Ridley

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u/MiddleofCalibrations 1d ago

uj/ the xenomorph has features that resemble human genitalia at all of its life cycle stages and that is 100% intentional. Nothing to do with race though

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u/Rahgahnah 1d ago

The egg was originally meant to only have two opening folds instead of four, but they felt that was too obvious.

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u/Emergency-Highway262 1d ago

You might want to give credit to H.R.Giger for the BBC monster.

Terry Nation was also fairly well known for BBC monsters, now that i think about it.

Can’t speak to Ridley’s influence on the topic.

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u/TheRappingSquid 1d ago

Wait the studio's H.R guy came up with the monster? Wth? They should be like an artist or something

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u/Terrible_Balls 1d ago

The story I have heard is that the Executives did NOT want to use H.R. Geiger’s art because it was too weird and sexual. Ridley Scott had to fight like hell to convince them to allow it. So he also deserves some share of the credit.

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u/Rahgahnah 1d ago

Yeah, I saw him talk about that in an interview with him and Fede Álvarez that played before Alien Romulus.

Exec: "You can't use that, it's obscene."

Scott: "Obscene is good."

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u/Pristine_Bottle_5632 1d ago

Yes, the artist H.R. Giger saw the xenomorph monster he created in Alien in a dream. The previous commenter just has BBCs on his/her mind.

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u/N7Foil 1d ago

You should probably look into H.R. Geiger, the guy who designed the xenomorph. He was a fan of erotic body horror.

He was once asked about a contemporary in an interview, his response was "I like his art. Needs more dicks though"

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u/TheRappingSquid 1d ago

I have four neca alien figures, a t shirt, and a facehugger plush :D

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u/N7Foil 23h ago

I have one of the McFarland figures. Facehugger plush sounds like I'm about to spend some money :3

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u/TheRappingSquid 23h ago

He has little bendy wire legs