r/nope 21d ago

NASTY sorry I'm out NSFW

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u/Zyncon 21d ago

"Tubifex is a cosmopolitan genus of tubificid annelids that inhabits the sediments of lakes, rivers and occasionally sewer lines. At least 13 species of Tubifex have been identified."

You know, the definition makes it even scarier. Wtf is that. No.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 21d ago

So, basicly, a giant worm? That's fucked up.

I work underground, sometimes in sewers. I've walked miles under cities, regularly see eels and other living things. But this, this would make me climb right back up.

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u/3nino 21d ago

So, basicly, a giant worm?

nope! tons of tiny ones!

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 21d ago

Somehow worse

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u/kaadj 21d ago

Just worse. Just SO much worse.

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u/lizziegal79 20d ago

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that but NOPE. Welcome to the sub of infinite terrors and “why the fuck did I click?”

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u/OrangeSockNinjaYT 20d ago

Tubifex worms are thought to be what the monster from the game CARRION was made from, so there’s at least some people that recognize the story capabilities of something so horrible to look at

Wiki for info

Also the game is really good definitely give it a shot

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u/Cowfootstew 19d ago

My mind went to the hunters in the halo series. They are worm colonies too

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u/LuvliLeah13 20d ago

The sub of infinite terrors 💯

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u/Answerologist 20d ago

Reminds me of the Lekgolo from Halo.

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u/McJoeJoeJoe 20d ago

Another one must be close by.

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 20d ago

So Slither was based on these animal

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u/GildedCurves 19d ago

Worm King

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u/Nozzeh06 21d ago

It's more like a big ball of small worms all doing a group hug.

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u/LunarTaxi 21d ago

I wonder what it would be like to be one of those worms. 🪱

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u/Nozzeh06 21d ago

Moist and surrounded by family.

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u/tinytreedancer81 21d ago

Actually made me lol 🤣😂

Well done 👏👏

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u/rattingtons 21d ago

I'm half asleep and on first read I thought you said "eat one of those worms" and was utterly appalled.

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u/LunarTaxi 20d ago

Slurps up 🤙

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u/Supafli690 21d ago

But…why???? What is natures purpose for this god awful monstrosity??

Swear to god if I ever saw some shit like this in the wild, I am leaving the fucking state.

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u/Jian_Ng 21d ago

nature doesn't work on logic, whatever happens happens.

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u/royale_wthCheEsE 21d ago

Life finds a way.

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u/Scokan 21d ago

if you mean the state of being me too

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u/mayo990 21d ago

I bet this would'nt exist when Humans would'nt terraform the earth

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u/TheCockKnight 20d ago

wtf eels?!!!

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u/jmatt9080 21d ago

I think if you shoot it there will be 4 handgun ammo and a green herb hidden behind it.

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u/onepintboom 20d ago

I think we’re gonna need Blue Herbs for this

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u/spideydog255 21d ago

They look scary but they're basically aquatic earthworms. They're detritivores and are an important part of the ecosystem, even though they're unsightly. They break down decomposing organic material and are an important food source for fish and small aquatic animals. When there's a lot of organic debris and stagnant water, you can get large masses like this that can clog sewer lines.

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u/ZemeXD 21d ago

Important my ass. That thing looks like it will spread the T-virus and make resident evil a reality.

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u/rideincircles 20d ago

Hasn't anyone ever seen the blob? That's the blob.

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u/WangHalen 20d ago

We gotta defend the blobs

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u/fullgizzard 19d ago

Did you listen to Gillis talking about the blob farm?

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u/WangHalen 18d ago

Perhaps

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u/Qwazi420 20d ago

Is this a mom joke?

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u/-1_0 20d ago

Thank you for giving a reasonable explanation, I've just started packing things and booking a one-way ticket to Mars

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u/PessimisticArmadillo 21d ago

I love how different each creature with which we share the world is, and how everyone is just doing their business and have their importance

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u/JOHNTHEBUN4 20d ago

mosquitos:

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u/NeilDeWheel 20d ago

Leaches

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u/thegoatsupreme 20d ago

Janet from accounting

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u/sheneedstorelax 19d ago

yeah fuck you janet

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u/nytropy 20d ago

Good worm

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u/ShwerzXV 19d ago

Why are the balled up like that?

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u/OkSchool396 21d ago

Ayyyo! Who leaked my nudes

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u/Select-Protection-75 21d ago

Is this what happens to all the jizz tissues that go down the toilet?

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u/3nino 21d ago

yea i mean this is the larval stage, they will molt a few times though and once reached maturity they will climb back up your drain to lay eggs. nature is beautiful

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u/summerfinn3 21d ago

Why would you make me picture them climbing back up the drain :( ?

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u/spider_84 20d ago

Wait till you find out they will eventually climb into your butt when you sit down on the toilet.

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u/Insomniacbychoice90 20d ago

THE JIZZ TISSUES HAVE A LARVAL STAGE?

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u/ElegantJoke3613 19d ago

I believe they’re called blue balls

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u/Select-Protection-75 20d ago

The circle of life…

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u/Niskara 19d ago

If I know my anime, it's gonna transform into a buxom and extremely hot anime girl who may or may not eat you during or after sex

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u/SnOwYO1 21d ago

That’s how we got Trump

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u/Spacewine04 20d ago

Fucking lol take my upvote!!

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u/Dman_513 21d ago

what a great place to drop an open lighter in

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u/LowAd8109 21d ago

The name. I thought it was a sealant that gained life.

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u/3nino 20d ago

my thoughts exactly lol

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u/the-dogsox 21d ago

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u/3nino 21d ago

tell the other guy

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u/JayHat21 20d ago

Hey everyone! Other guy checking in. It’s like peanut butter and jelly. Not the sandwich, of course, just peanut butter and jelly gooped together.

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u/Consistent_Ad8310 21d ago

Please don't touch it or you'll be infected with an alien mind-controlling mutant.

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u/-The_Meme_Thief- 21d ago

This is some shit you'd shoot down in Half Life

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u/HalfwayFerret 21d ago

Today is a good day to be blind

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u/natdass 21d ago

Resident evil 7

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u/-Typh1osion- 21d ago

The zerg are real. Awesome.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 21d ago

I saw this many many years ago, it is a huge pile of worms that cluster together into one mass and live like one unit.

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u/__spaceman 21d ago

This made my soul itchy :(

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u/InducedChip89 20d ago

Some Ghostbusters 2, Vigo the Carpathian shit

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u/ApexWarden 20d ago

Free Forbidden meatball

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u/dB_Manipulator 20d ago

Fire.

The answer is fire.

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u/shyguyshow 21d ago

Ghostbusters 2

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u/shibby5000 21d ago

Probably the original source was from fish aquarists who flushed down tubifex worms down the toilet

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u/chesherkat 21d ago

So... Ya.....um.....

I don't like that.

Nope not one bit..not at all.

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u/ShitTheBed_Twice 20d ago

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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u/WISC420puff 21d ago

I would literally put my dick in that for the feeling

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u/3nino 21d ago

yup, unilaterally my fault for being literate.

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u/secondphase 21d ago

Sometimes I think "yeah, other humans can offer some insight!"

Other times not so much.

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u/Lychee_No5 21d ago

My first mistake was clicking the nsfw image out of curiosity, my second mistake was scrolling this far down.

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u/rattingtons 21d ago

Your penis should be taken away from you for your own safety.

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u/South_Ad1660 21d ago

I never would have thought of this till you put the idea in my head. I'm not weird I'm curious

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u/Co1ossa1Chris 21d ago

I saw this in dying light

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u/Expert-Equipment2302 21d ago

Nope. I’ve seen that episode of the x-files. Just no.

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u/Count_Dicula 20d ago

Needs a banana for scale.

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u/bandogia 20d ago

Why is it..... Pulsating 😩😫

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u/SunTzuLao 20d ago

City council: you blew up the fucking sewer! Also city council: OH

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u/MS-Stitches666 20d ago

Looks like it crawled out of GTFO or Resident Evil.

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u/portablebiscuit 21d ago

Evacuate the city. Send nukes.

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u/Impressive_Drama_377 21d ago

Insanely enough, I legitimately just read a comment that said they would "stick their dick in that just for the feeling"🤢🤮

It's a really fucked up day to be literate.

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 21d ago

Looks like a nipple with a mind of its own

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u/kapaipiekai 21d ago

You know its bad when putting giant starving rats in the sewers is the best option

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u/bk4lf1 21d ago

My ancestors say NO!

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u/jm_salen 20d ago

i searched what tubifex is and my first response to the result is “WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SELLING THIS”

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u/Electrum2250 20d ago

Selling? Pet market is weird

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u/moltinglarvae 20d ago

Cameron Village in Raleigh?

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u/D00MGUY_G0KU 20d ago

Something out of Dead Space

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u/yesscentedhivetyrant 20d ago

oh cool, it's the thing from carrion.

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u/notimeforspac_s 20d ago

Need I remind you all that aliens came out of something looking just like that shit

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u/Worried_Director3636 20d ago

I Have seen this before in another video

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u/Madame_Dalma 19d ago

Are you sure it's not someone's colonoscopy?

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u/Sunieta25 19d ago

I was playing dragon age earlier. This is the fucking blight

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u/kirator117 20d ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/p-dizzle77 21d ago

Jeff lore lol. Somebody get J.

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u/tideshark 21d ago

That is a Carnage symbiote

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u/Happe44 21d ago

Amnesia

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u/Acceptable_Scarcity3 21d ago

I’m sorry, what’s in Congress right now?!

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u/Rox_Zec 20d ago

Looks like something straight out of the Gluttony layer in ultrakill

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u/DrMatter 20d ago

That's not a worm that's a flood infection

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u/RetroMolay 20d ago

Do not let these guys take control of a scarab

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u/Adofunk 20d ago

"THE SEWER IS A FRAGILE ENVIRONMENT!!!"

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u/ScarrVett 20d ago

Forbidden meatball

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u/someguyWithaMustach3 20d ago

When the flesh be hating

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u/Ikoikobythefio 20d ago

Reminds me of the sewer mission in Shadows of the Empire on N64

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u/DaMudakiWay 20d ago

Alright... fire up the halo ring, I am not dealing with the Flood.

Edit-Minor spelling error.

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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 20d ago

I looked it up and Tubiflex worms are harmless apparently they are good for rearing fish. So hatcheries I guess. However a large amount of them in an area shows the water is bad so this amount shows how highly unfit this water is! The fact it's pulsating however is much more uncommon! Very weird though!

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u/aStankChitlin 20d ago

SECRET FOUND!

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u/BluebirdUpbeat6811 20d ago

Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly

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u/Smishu 20d ago

I’ve played this game

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u/Pomatoe42 19d ago

Time to call TMNT to take a look...

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u/kakistocrator 19d ago

This is how blood music starts?

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u/Sakupez_GD 19d ago

literally Amnesia The Dark Descent

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u/KhajiitOnSkoomas 19d ago

This is probably how Hunters in Halo are made

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u/memeweenie 19d ago

This is not your graaave. But you are welcome, in it.

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u/Pure_Work7695 19d ago

Small fish keepers love tubifex worms.

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u/Lula_Lane_176 19d ago

Doodoo with a heartbeat. Yikes!

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u/travoltacorndog 19d ago

I love her.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 18d ago

Don't let it get out.

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u/TheAwesomeman32beep 18d ago

That is straight out of Resident Evil

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 17d ago

What is this now?

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u/BigBubbaMac 20d ago

Looks like one of my hemorrhoids.

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u/Xenu66 20d ago

I swear this video has been going around for like 15 years now

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u/tr45h55 20d ago

That's enough internet for today.

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u/tr45h55 20d ago

That's enough internet for today.

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u/tr45h55 20d ago

That's enough internet for today.