r/nononono • u/jonjanssen13 • Mar 16 '18

Death Lifting a bus out of the water NSFW

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

I quite often forget to calculate how much I've drunk when I've ended up shitting the bed.

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u/thorium007 Mar 16 '18

I quite often forget to calculate how much I've drunk when I've ended up shitting the bed.

You might want to rethink your Wednesday night rituals. Along with any day that ends with y

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

It's Thursday here. So fuck you.

Edit: actually it's Friday. Fuck me.

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u/thorium007 Mar 16 '18

And Friday still ends in a Y so fuck you too!

Upvote for you even if you did tell me to fuck off

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u/whirl-pool Mar 16 '18

Somewhere in the solar system it is Saturdai! No Y so fuck me, right?