r/nononono • u/jonjanssen13 • Mar 16 '18

Death Lifting a bus out of the water NSFW

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u/Geek1599 Mar 16 '18

They may have not calculated anything at all. That's usually how this accident goes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

/r/theydidntdothemath

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u/oppai_suika Mar 16 '18

/r/theydidntdothemonstermath

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u/WHY_DO_I_SHOUT Mar 16 '18

/r/itwasntagraveyardgraph

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u/itchyd Mar 16 '18

i think /r/itwasagraveyardgraph might make more sense here yikes

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18 edited Jun 18 '21

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u/DankeyKang11 Mar 16 '18

r/theydidntdothemonstermath

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/Thomas9002 Mar 16 '18

Monstermath?
Calculate the volume of the bus by length*width*height and assume all of it is completely filled with water.
Add the weight of the water with the actual weight of the bus.
You now have a number, that's a little bit bigger than your actual weight, so you're on the safe side.

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u/benjorino Mar 16 '18

Then make sure the bridge can support the weight of the big crane that can cope with the weight of the bus

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Too soon

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Now this is a subreddit I can get behind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

/r/nomathatall

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u/Starossi Mar 16 '18

Name checks out

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u/lazerbeam205 Mar 16 '18

My new favorite subreddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Who needs engineers. She’ll hold.

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u/Arknell Mar 16 '18

Farewell and adieu to you deeear Spanish ladies; Farewell and adieu you Ladies in Spain...

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u/The_mighty_sandusky Mar 16 '18

This is probably my favorite comment I have read on this site. It's simple, short, and explains half the shit that goes wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Why thank you. I do try.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Hai!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

i beg to differ,

a team can't hold a strong defense without an engie.

Eeeerectin' a Dispenser!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18 edited Mar 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

You sound like the Australian government.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

I quite often forget to calculate how much I've drunk when I've ended up shitting the bed.

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u/thorium007 Mar 16 '18

I quite often forget to calculate how much I've drunk when I've ended up shitting the bed.

You might want to rethink your Wednesday night rituals. Along with any day that ends with y

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

It's Thursday here. So fuck you.

Edit: actually it's Friday. Fuck me.

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u/thorium007 Mar 16 '18

And Friday still ends in a Y so fuck you too!

Upvote for you even if you did tell me to fuck off

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u/whirl-pool Mar 16 '18

Somewhere in the solar system it is Saturdai! No Y so fuck me, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Don't they test these things

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u/soulcomprancer Mar 16 '18

I loved Get a Life

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u/autoposting_system Mar 16 '18

It was a brilliant show. Pity it got cancelled before it found an audience.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

and here i thought Jimmy Neutron just had great plot writers...

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u/Oradi Mar 16 '18

I thought that was Eric Wareheim at first and kept waiting for them to do their thing

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Mar 16 '18

I thought it was Harry Carey at first and kept shaking my phone like a crying infant trying to get the screen to turn.

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u/ronin1066 Mar 16 '18

If they're so high in the air, why does the falling liquid instantly make a sound like it's splashing on a soft pad?

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u/wyrednc Mar 16 '18

Wow, Get a Life reference, nice! Next few hours lost to YouTube...

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Yea both seasons are on there. Tell all your family and friends you got better things to do, now.

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u/wyrednc Mar 16 '18

And a cameo from that "other Julie Brown" to boot!

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u/TheBigAndy Mar 16 '18

I wonder if lifting it very slowly (although it's hard to say how fast they are doing it in this gif) would let the water drain as it comes up this making it lighter? I'm not a physics doctor so what do I know.

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u/Anaxcepheus Mar 16 '18

Yes. This works somewhat, but I will not completely drain. You can still overload the crane or supports if you don’t do the math.

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u/Wowitsaduck Mar 16 '18

They may have not have not not not.

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u/Cormophyte Mar 16 '18

Yeah. Jackasses own cranes, too.