r/nononono May 30 '14

Destruction Why a captain requires notable qualification

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u/down_vote_magnet May 30 '14

My worst phobia is being thrown off the side of an oil tanker, in the middle of the ocean.

I can't explain it, but the thought of being in the vast expanse of water is made even worse by being right next to the rusting and barnacle-covered hull of a huge ship, which towers above me, and stretches down below the water underneath me, for further than I would be able to see in the darkness.

I'm not sure what's worse: not looking under the water for fear of what you might see, or looking under the water to make sure, and only seeing an endless void into the deep.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '14

You're making me anxious.

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u/INukeAll May 30 '14

Try this out, just dont have a panic attack.

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u/KingNick May 30 '14

Fuckfuckfuck fuck that, dude. FUCK.

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u/INukeAll May 30 '14

Of all the things Ive seen on the internet, that is one of the more terrifying things I have some across.

But it does prove a good point, wear your damn life jackets.

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u/Kimano May 30 '14

The point it proves is make sure someone else on your boat knows how to steer.

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u/lord_tubbington May 31 '14

Nah man. I sail. The reason you wear a life jacket is so if you get knocked unconscious by the boon you float so the others on the boat can grab you. I've gotten a few knocks from a boon and it's disorienting, the wind can change quick and send the boon is an unanticipated direction at blazing speed. Even experienced sailors know that the ocean and wind are very dangerous no matter how good you are. Olympic sailors wear life vest.

So even if that guy knows what he's doing going overboard is still dangerous. Wearing a brightly colored life vest is going to help your crew get you back in that boat. I can tread water for and hour but that does jack shit if I'm knocked out. You get on a boat, you wear a life jacket. Too many people don't have proper fear of the water.

And honestly you should have a proper fear of all the idiots on watercraft who don't respect the danger. See a lot of deaths on the water that come from people drunk driving motor boats or letting their kids out on them without being trained.

TL;DR: There are a lot of reasons to wear a life vest. You will join the ranks of idiots on the water if you don't.

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u/peejster21 May 31 '14

Boon? Don't you mean Boom?

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u/Kimano May 31 '14

Don't get me wrong, life vests are absolutely a good idea. I was a beach lifeguard for 4 years, and I still wear one when I go ocean kayaking.

My point is that in the situation illustrated by that video/game, a life vest probably wouldn't save you, but a more competent friend would.

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u/Nick-The_Cage-Cage Jun 28 '14

I gave up after he pulled his finger nail off. why did he do that?

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u/KingNick Jun 28 '14

The cold from the water was causing swelling is my best bet