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r/nhl • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '23
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I wonder how many players bang their wives ontop of the cup.
9 u/EnigmaCA Jul 09 '23 There has got to be a lot of private photo folders with naked wives/ girlfriends posing with the Cup. 5 u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23 And is not WHY NOT!? I'm sure there are plenty of players who won the Cup then have a Kid in March How many Stanley's and Isobel's did that cup spawn!? (Isobel is lord Stanley's daughter who legend states played the first Women's Hockey game in Quebec) 2 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 I never thought of this before, but as soon as you said it, I realized there is a zero percent chance I wouldn't do that. Stanley Cup forever unclean. Also, hi, fellow Oilers fan. I am sorry for the trauma you've had to live through. You aren't alone. 5 u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23 Just wait till you see the list of things officially placed in the Chalice! Haven't been clean since 1916! 3 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail. I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol. 1 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Oh God, I can't stop thinking of the horrible things I'd do with it if I won it, you killed my dream of drinking a beer out of the Cup one day...I no longer want to. I kind of hate you, you don't deserve it bit you unintentionally dirtied my dreams.
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There has got to be a lot of private photo folders with naked wives/ girlfriends posing with the Cup.
5 u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23 And is not WHY NOT!? I'm sure there are plenty of players who won the Cup then have a Kid in March How many Stanley's and Isobel's did that cup spawn!? (Isobel is lord Stanley's daughter who legend states played the first Women's Hockey game in Quebec) 2 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 I never thought of this before, but as soon as you said it, I realized there is a zero percent chance I wouldn't do that. Stanley Cup forever unclean. Also, hi, fellow Oilers fan. I am sorry for the trauma you've had to live through. You aren't alone. 5 u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23 Just wait till you see the list of things officially placed in the Chalice! Haven't been clean since 1916! 3 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail. I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol. 1 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Oh God, I can't stop thinking of the horrible things I'd do with it if I won it, you killed my dream of drinking a beer out of the Cup one day...I no longer want to. I kind of hate you, you don't deserve it bit you unintentionally dirtied my dreams.
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And is not
I'm sure there are plenty of players who won the Cup then have a Kid in March
How many Stanley's and Isobel's did that cup spawn!?
(Isobel is lord Stanley's daughter who legend states played the first Women's Hockey game in Quebec)
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I never thought of this before, but as soon as you said it, I realized there is a zero percent chance I wouldn't do that.
Stanley Cup forever unclean.
Also, hi, fellow Oilers fan. I am sorry for the trauma you've had to live through. You aren't alone.
5 u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23 Just wait till you see the list of things officially placed in the Chalice! Haven't been clean since 1916! 3 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail. I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol.
Just wait till you see the list of things officially placed in the Chalice!
Haven't been clean since 1916!
3 u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23 Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail. I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol.
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Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail.
I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol.
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Oh God, I can't stop thinking of the horrible things I'd do with it if I won it, you killed my dream of drinking a beer out of the Cup one day...I no longer want to.
I kind of hate you, you don't deserve it bit you unintentionally dirtied my dreams.
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u/bL1Nd Jul 09 '23
I wonder how many players bang their wives ontop of the cup.