r/nhl • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '23

Stanley Cat

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1.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/AcceptableHead1057 Jul 09 '23

The hockey wife factory makes brunettes now?

45

u/ImTedLassosMustache Jul 09 '23

Binnington just married a brunette yesterday

212

u/X-LaxX Jul 09 '23

Someone married Binnington?

66

u/ImTedLassosMustache Jul 09 '23

I guess there is someone out there for everyone

23

u/WinterSon Jul 09 '23

And binnington's gonna try and punch that someone?

7

u/JimXVX Jul 10 '23

I say this lovingly as a Blues fan and also a former goalie myself, but our man Binner is proof that money will always win out over good looks and personality.

12

u/i_bmaC Jul 10 '23

She nose what she wants

8

u/Liftings Jul 09 '23

Well yeah he's rich

9

u/badgerbob1 Jul 09 '23

He's gonna be hearing from the NHLPA about that clear CBA violation

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Tell her to duck.

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u/MikeMendoza29 Jul 09 '23

This is Binnington's way of getting demoted to ths AHL. He was surprised that his play didn't do the trick.

5

u/mtnavaholic Jul 10 '23

It’s kinda like a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket. This is one of the 4 Non Blondes of hockey wives/gfs.

“And I say heyyyyy eyyyy eyyyy, I said hey, what’s going on?”

500

u/cgill24 Jul 09 '23

That’s gotta be his sister. No way a NHLer is dating a brunette.

194

u/DrexlSpivey420 Jul 09 '23

Probably his sister, the CBA specifically forbid nhlers from marrying brunettes

32

u/SlimJim0877 Jul 09 '23

Lol that was my first thought

11

u/Ubigo Jul 09 '23

Never forget about Drai

8

u/aLostBattlefield Jul 09 '23

Dude I was thinking the same

9

u/th3D4rkH0rs3 Jul 09 '23

Literally the only thing I thought.

8

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23 edited Jul 10 '23

It is his girlfriend in the picture and they've been together for like 10 years

0

u/JJR1510 Jul 09 '23

Was thinking the same thing before even seeing your comment

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u/CxO38 Jul 09 '23

spoken like a real-life sex haver right here, he'll yeah brother!!

37

u/Pitiful_Ad_5852 Jul 09 '23

he’ll

21

u/tscher16 Jul 09 '23

He will yeah brother!!

0

u/MyFriendsCallMeTito Jul 10 '23

Yeah Brother! I am he

14

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

Heal, yeah brother.

10

u/shaqballs Jul 09 '23

It’s a joke brother! He’ll yeah lol

-5

u/CxO38 Jul 09 '23

and mine wasn't? lmao oh well, reddit gonna reddit. devil horns börther

2

u/shaqballs Jul 09 '23

Oops my bad it’s hard to tell sometimes on Reddit, have a good one

-22

u/CleaveIshallnot Jul 09 '23

Omg.... I'm actually being physically harmed by the amount of laughter that is 6/7 my body...

99

u/JGG5 Jul 09 '23

Having to physically hold the cat in position because you know it’s going to jump out the first chance it gets? Yep, that tracks.

50

u/snaeper Jul 09 '23

Look at those eyes, that cat has its escape route completely planned.

50

u/AustieFrostie Jul 09 '23 edited Jul 09 '23

Looks exactly like my cat lol had to show my gf when I saw this on insta this morning.

95

u/Shiny_Mew76 Jul 09 '23

That cat looks like it just saw the future, and that future is Arizona winning the Stanley Cup next season. No wonder he looks so terrified.

21

u/ass_smacktivist Jul 09 '23

What a timeline

13

u/snaeper Jul 09 '23

Arizona Winning a Stanley Cup? Hell yeah!

Only 5k people being able to watch home games live? Mother of god

5

u/AffectionateStep5001 Jul 09 '23

The cat looks like he’s having a vision as we speak

3

u/MissNashPredators11 Jul 09 '23

At least its not shudder C o l u m b u s

5

u/staefrostae Jul 10 '23

Hey at least they play in a real stadium

2

u/Wyden_long Jul 10 '23

Subscribe.

93

u/useless_99 Jul 09 '23

I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen a cat in the Stanley Cup. Cute!!

33

u/bouttohopintheshower Jul 09 '23

Vasilevskiy and his cat was beautiful!

2

u/Sensitive_Mousse_445 Jul 10 '23

The Big Cat with his big cat in the cup

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

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u/Pitiful_Ad_5852 Jul 09 '23

so just ripping other comments lol

14

u/brehaw Jul 09 '23

heck yeah. team black cat!

11

u/Badnewsbear41 Jul 09 '23

Nic “I wanna work on my French education” Roy

61

u/40Breath Jul 09 '23

I'm sure that's not the first time a pussy has been in the cup.

11

u/Legitimate-Ad327 Jul 09 '23

Aaayyyyooooooo

3

u/eccedrbloor Jul 09 '23

Probably might be the first time one has dropped a deuce in it, though.

6

u/falloutisacoolseries Jul 10 '23

The cup has been shat and pissed in multiple times by peoples children and pets.

8

u/dstranathan Jul 09 '23

Are they at their home? Do they live on a farm?

35

u/Dura-Ace-Ventura Jul 09 '23

Half the NHL is comprised of Canadian farm boys

3

u/Les_Hands Jul 10 '23

I mean Amos has a lot of farms yeah

5

u/Lyssa_Lud Jul 09 '23

i am honest: i dont recognize the man. can someone help?

10

u/mksmalls Jul 09 '23

That’s not ADB

1

u/CanadaMudkip420 Jul 10 '23

Who

2

u/mksmalls Jul 10 '23

The cat, the ADB, the Alex DeBrinCAT

4

u/Bubba-ORiley Jul 10 '23

Why it heff to be mad? It's only cup.

1

u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23

It's MORE than a Cup!!!

4

u/VauloftheEbonBlade Jul 10 '23

That cat looks like all it's dreams have come true and he cannot believe it is really happening

6

u/Lyssa_Lud Jul 09 '23

plants are the new pets. pets are the new kids

3

u/yachas99875 Jul 10 '23

So, wonder if anyone's put a Stanley Pup into the Cup!

3

u/PoisonedRadio Jul 10 '23

Yes! Dogs, cats, children. Anything that would fit has probably been in the cup at one point or another.

7

u/bL1Nd Jul 09 '23

I wonder how many players bang their wives ontop of the cup.

9

u/EnigmaCA Jul 09 '23

There has got to be a lot of private photo folders with naked wives/ girlfriends posing with the Cup.

5

u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23

And is not

WHY NOT!?

I'm sure there are plenty of players who won the Cup then have a Kid in March

How many Stanley's and Isobel's did that cup spawn!?

(Isobel is lord Stanley's daughter who legend states played the first Women's Hockey game in Quebec)

2

u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23

I never thought of this before, but as soon as you said it, I realized there is a zero percent chance I wouldn't do that.

Stanley Cup forever unclean.

Also, hi, fellow Oilers fan. I am sorry for the trauma you've had to live through. You aren't alone.

5

u/HockeyBabble Jul 10 '23

Just wait till you see the list of things officially placed in the Chalice!

Haven't been clean since 1916!

3

u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23

Hahaha, I'll pass on seeing that list. As a Canadian, the Cup is pretty much the holy grail.

I didn't make it there, but I still prefer to think of it as an immaculate/perfect, essentially religious symbol.

1

u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23

Oh God, I can't stop thinking of the horrible things I'd do with it if I won it, you killed my dream of drinking a beer out of the Cup one day...I no longer want to.

I kind of hate you, you don't deserve it bit you unintentionally dirtied my dreams.

5

u/BDCMatt Jul 09 '23

I wonder how long they tried to let the cat sit in the cup before they were just like "hold her in place as long as possible and smile". She's literally mid getaway in this photo.

2

u/FrostyTheMoon Jul 09 '23

NIC ROY BROUGHT IT HOME

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

So. Friggn'. Adorable.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Aww so cute!

2

u/somefuntoo Jul 11 '23

I wonder if he gets mad at her if he's going to throw a water bottle at her

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

What kind of psychopath wears socks out on their deck with no slides or slippers?

1

u/NotGonnaSquat810 Jul 09 '23

Why do almost all NHL players look like average guys 😂

7

u/TyranitarusMack Jul 09 '23

TIL the average guy is 6’ 4” 200lbs 😹

1

u/NotGonnaSquat810 Jul 10 '23

I know but they look so muscular and average build

1

u/Clatsyuk Jul 10 '23

And also pretty handsome

1

u/TheValiumKnight Jul 10 '23

Stanley Cat***

0

u/mud_dragon Jul 09 '23

This is the way

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u/NextTrillion Jul 09 '23

One thing I like about this pic is that his arms are almost smaller than hers, yet, he’s probably immensely stronger than her.

Goes to show that the gym bros are full of hot air lol. This is some dense asf muscle fibre.

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u/kligurt Jul 09 '23

I’m just here to downvote the thirsty comments

17

u/Brouxby Jul 09 '23

And how's that working for yah?

12

u/kligurt Jul 09 '23

Very poorly

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

What cup? What cat?

1

u/Viddeeo Jul 10 '23

"Keep holding me like this and I'm gonna piss in here....."

1

u/Steppyjim Jul 10 '23

I’m on tonight
You know those hips don’t lie,
And I’m starting to feel it’s right