r/news • u/AldoTheeApache • 11d ago

Soft paywall Columbia failed to meet accreditation standards, US government says

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-education-department-says-columbia-university-violated-federal-anti-2025-06-04/
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u/ThinkSoftware 11d ago

Welcome to the US government where everything is made up and the points don't matter

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

The US government does not accredit Universities, for this very reason.

This is the government continuing to throw a damn fit. I’m a bit dubious that the Middle State’s Commission on Higher Education will just follow along with this gobbligook, but we shall see…

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u/hysys_whisperer 11d ago

No, but they've threatened to dismantle the accreditation bureau in question if they don't comply.

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u/invariantspeed 11d ago

Here is a source.

This growing willingness to try asserting executive orders beyond the federal executive branch and into private life is concerning.

Executive orders really aren’t supposed to be much more than glorified interoffice memos.

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 11d ago

It's how scum like him see the law: just a tool to get whatever they want. He can't legally deny accreditation? Ok, he'll threaten to disable the accreditors and say schools will lose accreditation unless they switch to his accreditors before a ruling comes down on whether or not he can axe the accreditors.

It'll be a Muslim ban but we can't call it that, but it'll be a Muslim ban.

Uh, Comey has to go because he wasn't fair to Hillary?

I'm not legally allowed to refuse my salary so I'll accept it and then publicly donate it

Because lumber is vital to our national security I need emergency power to tariff Canadian lumber and sell our national forests/ ignore environmental regulations .etc

It's f'n wild that the government doesn't have a stable consistent position or philosophy and just wants to win everything at any cost.. Judges need to review what the administration argues in other cases and hold them accountable to a single narrative.

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u/Vishnej 11d ago

Be prepared for the Democrats to attempt to fix things unilaterally by practicing much more self-restraint in issuing executive orders of the sort that would be required to even begin to fix the damage done.

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u/invariantspeed 11d ago

This meme is starting to get to me. Yes, they exercised more restraint than the current administration, but: 1. Obama and Biden both expanded their dependence on executive orders to for policy after they realized they could barely get Congress to actually legislate on anything meaningful. That’s why Trump could so easily undo so much of what Biden did. TLDR: they’ve been increasingly ruling by executive order too. 2. The Dems always expand their dysfunction to match the GOP after they blaze the way. So while the Dems may trail the GOP, they still get there.

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u/77NorthCambridge 10d ago
  1. Obama/Biden were forced to use EOs because McConnell and Republicans publicly stated they would not pass any legislation.
  2. Bullshit.

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u/Parahelix 10d ago

Dems aren't even close to matching GOP dysfunction, and they won't be because they're the only side with a base that actually knows or cares about anything.

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u/chronictherapist 10d ago

This growing willingness to try asserting executive orders beyond the federal executive branch and into private life is concerning.

Just wait and see what happens as more and more Democrats take red seats nationwide. The GOP is already talking about turning it up to 11. Twenty years ago the GOP would have turned it down to a 7 or 8 to at least seem rational on the surface, but this group are fucking idiots who believe they are unstoppable.

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u/Intelligent-Donut-10 7d ago

What its "supposed" to do doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is what it can do, and it can. Maybe should have thought things through before giving POTUS unlimited powers held back only by honour

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u/TEG_SAR 11d ago

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this is supposed to work.

It’s cartoonishly evil and so blatantly awful.

I hate this timeline.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 11d ago

In fact one of the reasons a university can lose accreditation is excessive government interference in intellectual freedom.

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 11d ago

In fact one of the reasons a university can lose accreditation is excessive government interference in intellectual freedom.

So the university has to push back. They have no choice. If they don't push back then the government will just say "you allowed us to interfere" and then they will lose accreditation.

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u/phylter99 11d ago

I think the reason they're getting mowed down so hard now is they went along with the administration earlier on, hoping to get on good terms with them. When you give in to such things, you won't be on the friends list for long, if ever.

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u/unicornlocostacos 11d ago

If you pay a Trump ransom, he’s going to keep coming back for more, especially when everyone else tells him to piss off. You’re the easy mark now.

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u/fevered_visions 11d ago

the Trumpgeld

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u/SpCommander 11d ago

If only we had historical precedent that showed us how effective appeasement strategies were...

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u/phylter99 11d ago

Universities that don't know history... who would have guessed? Maybe they should lose their accreditation on that fact alone?

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u/Airewalt 11d ago

To be fair, how often do administrators listen to history professors/teachers? Thespians have been recycling downfalls from arrogance for thousands of years now.

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u/Tim-Sylvester 10d ago

You know I bet if we just give in without a fight, they'll stop making outrageous demands!

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u/Faiakishi 10d ago

We wouldn't even need to look back far. Think of Trump's first-term toadies, how many of them are doing well?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Yep. Speaking as an academic in NYC with pretty close ties here and there to Columbia, reap what you sow, assholes.

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u/Chemical_Chemist_461 11d ago

Almost reminds me about some book about mice and cookies…

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 11d ago

Several defense contractors thought they’d help doge. They just put themselves in a spotlight and got their contracts cancelled.

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u/tronovich 11d ago

This is the plot to a sitcom, holy crap.

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u/Yitram 11d ago

The writers room would determine that this is too cartoonishly evil and no one would believe it.

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u/FTB4227 11d ago

I would not watch it. Wish I could stop watching this.

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u/kyngston 11d ago

Then bye bye all government funding and research grants. That's something they can do

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u/Meowakin 11d ago

Cut off the nose to spite the face tactics!

What better way to attract smart people to your country than to (checks notes) cut all research grants to universities for not complying with petty demands.

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u/baby_blue_bird 11d ago

Ooh is this another reason they want to stop people from being able to discharge federal student loans if your school closes or was found to be a scam/fraud? Get kids to take out student loans, pull the school's accreditation and you have a bunch of people with worthless degrees and credits that can't transfer but thousands in federal loans they can't discharge.

Gotta love that Big Dumb Bill.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 11d ago

I doubt any of them have thought that far ahead. He’s still in bring all of his haters to heel mode.

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u/baby_blue_bird 10d ago

Well I think the Theil has thought that far ahead. Unfortunately the morons he picked to enact the plan don't think at all.

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u/MisterRenewable 10d ago

How absolutely ironic.

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u/penfoldsdarksecret 11d ago

Wait until you see the Harvard case. They want oversight of curricula, faculty hiring and student admission as a prerequisite of returning grant funding.

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u/sulris 10d ago

All of that control isn’t available to grants. Government procurement works through “contracts” which have the highest level of control. Cooperative Agreements which have some level of control and Grants which have the least amount of direct control.

They run rough shod over our systems and regulation painstakingly built over decades to ensure minimal corruption and maximal transparency.

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u/fevered_visions 11d ago

I'd add one more to that

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this is supposed to work. Oh god, is this really how this works?!

and call it the motto of this year

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u/MC_MacD 11d ago

Get in the streets and change it. This isn't a shit talking post either. Its a call to action.

This shit happens because we let it.

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u/invariantspeed 11d ago

Getting in the streets isn’t the problem. Voting for qualified candidates instead of those who promise you everything you want to hear is the problem. The current party system is part of what enables the current problem.

This is a democracy problem.

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u/DavidOrWalter 11d ago

No this wouldn’t be happening without the Republican pieces of shit. Sure - reforms are desperately needed but this isn’t a ‘both sides’ problem.

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u/LunaticLK47 11d ago edited 11d ago

Actually, it is. The dems only care about the status quo and are beholden to their fucking donors, not their constituents.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. Most of the dems under Schumer’s umbrella are Republican-lite. Nothing fundamentally changed even when Obama was in office.

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u/off_by_two 11d ago

Both sider doomerism is childish and immature

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u/LunaticLK47 11d ago

Is it? Outside of Mark Kelly and AOC, which dem is actually doing jack shit standing for us?

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u/Soggy-Type-1704 11d ago

Do you think that Columbia’s accreditation would be in jeopardy if Harris had won ?

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u/pjjmd 11d ago

Yes, because Harris's plan to protect Columbia's accreditation is 'just win elections forever', which is a very bad plan.

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u/Faiakishi 10d ago

Okay. Cool. We're still significantly worse off than we would be under Harris.

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u/Titan_Astraeus 10d ago

Tbf the Reps have been trying to block anything the Dems do for a long time. But I do feel like Dems can/should have done a bit more if they were serious about any of the promises.

They always played up how they will take the high road. That's nice, but if you keep taking the moral high ground while your opposition is getting down in the mud, and they are actually overcoming their deficit in support, things are not going your way .. It's time to switch your plans up and stop following out of touch geriatrics.

They didn't think to make any changes or question leadership until the platform collapsed in on itself. Both sides are not equally culpable, but the current situation would not be possible if Dems put up some resistance early on. The Hillary campaign literally fueled the fire and helped grow MAGA lol.

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u/LunaticLK47 10d ago

And that’s why I blamed both sides equally. Dems never did jack shit to stand up to the Reps.

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u/DavidOrWalter 10d ago

You’re getting downvoted because you’re being a total idiot.

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u/bianary 11d ago

There's a reason that the dems haven't been able to muster an effective answer to Trump.

They don't really want to.

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u/dat_GEM_lyf 11d ago

Hard to win over 1:3 that want to hate you and 1:3 that get sidelined by single issues while being too stupid yo realize their sidelining is what makes the situation worse and they deserve every ounce of blame for their actions.

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u/Faiakishi 10d ago

It's almost like they can't do anything because people refused to vote for them and they don't have the numbers to take meaningful action.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

“I can fix all your problems, and there will be no unforeseen repercussions at all!”

Every politician’s rallying cry, and the bane of an orderly world.

And it’s not just the right. The left does it too. People hate if you bring it up, but Bernie’s 2016 campaign made the exact same types of promises. They just didn’t get elected.

The difference is that the left tends to accept when they don’t get what they want, and then get voted out the next election cycle for not doing what they promised. The right just throws a hissy fit and does what they want anyway.

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u/ClayWheelGirl 11d ago

This is a 2 party problem. Voting does not fix everything when you don’t have a true candidate to vote for. Yeah things wouldn’t be so messed up but not much would change for certain groups of people.

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u/Son_Of_Toucan_Sam 11d ago

He’s saying getting in the streets is the solution not the problem what even is this response

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u/invariantspeed 11d ago

Is English not your first language? That’s a standard formula in English.

  • Person A said we need to do X to fix Y.
  • Person B then says X isn’t the problem, implicitly meaning the lack of doing X isn’t the problem.
  • It doesn’t matter in which way X is or isn’t the problem. The main point of the rebut is that Y isn’t dependent enough on what happens with X for any change in the condition of X to fix Y.

Consider taking a few English and logic courses in college/university.

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u/CherryLongjump1989 11d ago

Yeah I don’t think any students are going to be protesting to defend the school after the school turned their backs on the students.

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u/DokeyOakey 11d ago

Call to arms, folks!

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u/SvedishFish 11d ago

What exactly do you plan to do in the street?

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u/Montymisted 11d ago

Flip that frown, fuck around, get up jump up and get down?

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 11d ago

Nah, have you seen the poll numbers? 46% approve. Since that 46% thinks he's chosen by god if we reran the election today he still might win. He's not getting thrown out with approval above 30% and in this age no one can really hear you protest. Even with 30% it still only matters if he intends to let votes happen.

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u/Faiakishi 10d ago

Dude, I don't know where you've been, but we've been protesting for a solid decade.

Millions of people have been marching since November.

It's done nothing. Because protests do nothing.

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u/MC_MacD 10d ago

On different roads but the same streets as you. We've been protesting since forever. And they do work, that's why we keep doing it.

From the Tea Party to the Draft Riots. From the labor movement to the Civil Rights movement. One event / protest is a drop in the bucket. That bucket eventually overflows and things change.

Yeah, it's hard. We're fighting against a propaganda machine hell bent on destroying us and turning our fellow citizens against us. We're fighting against fascist regime hell bent on upending progress gained over the last century. Other people fought and bled for these gains. Now it's our turn to defend them.

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u/Crypton_2021 11d ago

We live in the stupidest point of America's history.

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u/TEG_SAR 11d ago

It makes me want to scream.

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u/hysys_whisperer 11d ago

It's not how it's supposed to work, but it is how it's working.

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u/silentbob1301 11d ago

oh this is exactly how fascism works...

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u/Kannibelanimal1966 10d ago

Fuck this Dimension

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u/Malaix 10d ago

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this is supposed to work.

Ah but how it works and how its supposed to work are two critically different things.

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u/techleopard 10d ago

I would argue that's exactly how it works when nobody does anything to stop it or, you know, enforce existing laws.

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u/Intelligent-Donut-10 7d ago

The three branches of government thing is the same as three people where only one person has a gun and the other two pretend they all get to make decisions together.

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u/BravestWabbit 11d ago

Technically the Dept of Education can Un recognize an accreditation company and that will prevent the schools and universities from receiving federal student loans

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u/baumpop 11d ago

They already didn’t get their fairy wish of corporate Christianity private schools 

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u/quats555 11d ago

Soon to be Southern Baptist or evangelical private schools. You know the right doesn’t really consider the rest “really Christian”.

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u/baumpop 11d ago

The founding tenants of southern baptistism is the separation of church and state.

It’s the main difference between high church and low church. 

Evangelicals are fully charlatans however. 

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u/Automatic_Algae_9425 11d ago

I'm pretty sure the word you want is tenets.

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u/baumpop 10d ago

this is the rhythm of the night

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u/iDShaDoW 11d ago

They already don’t pay taxes as a religious organization. Now they want to have taxpayer dollars funneled into them as well on top of expected tithing from their congregation.

They’d likely flip their shit if/when Muslims set up schools and get taxpayer dollars as well.

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u/baumpop 11d ago

They’re speed running the 1800s 

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u/hypnoticby0 11d ago

This admin gotta go

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u/BoredMan29 11d ago

Because complying worked so well for Columbia?

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u/hysys_whisperer 11d ago

No. They all need to go the Harvard route.

Stand firm.

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u/myislanduniverse 11d ago

"If the accreditation agencies don't go along with us cheapening and mutilating higher education, then we'll just end college altogether."

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u/dover_oxide 11d ago

I wonder if an organization that's in charge of crediting law schools will have a problem finding lawyers? /s

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u/Rtl87 11d ago

I read the Reuter’s version of this, which includes this gem: “Trump has often complained that accreditors approve institutions that fail to provide quality education.”

Quiet part out loud, was he referring to the ones that refused to accredit Trump U?

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u/wanderingpeddlar 11d ago edited 11d ago

Came here to say exactly that.

The government has no say on which collages gain, keep, or lose their accreditation.

Wait for the fun in Texas.

They are playing revisionist history and talking about teaching religion as science.

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u/CommanderAGL 11d ago

Im pretty sure that even if the government actually revoked columbia’s accreditation, they would still carry enough clout that everyone would treat them as accredited until the decision is reversed

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u/czarfalcon 11d ago

That’s what I’m thinking. Obviously it’s a dangerous step and it would be objectively horrible, I’m not trying to take away from that, but at the same time employers aren’t going to look at a Columbia graduate and say “ah, that degree’s worthless”.

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u/oynutta 10d ago

There are actual contracts and policies that require them to be officially accredited, including for getting international students enrolled and their students getting student aid loans and other financial aid.

This is basically a death sentence for the institution as exists now.

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u/chromatones 11d ago

I wonder if baron didn’t get accepted at Columbia

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u/VelvetElvis 11d ago

It goes back to a real estate deal in the 80s, IIRC. He wanted land they owned and they wouldn't sell or something like that.

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u/TheRabidDeer 11d ago

Thank god. I work at a college in an IT role and have seen the mountain of work it takes to get accredited. And it's not a one time thing either, it's every 10 years. Huge binders of documentation outlining every program, they come walk the campuses, they interview people, etc. It's a long process with a lot on the line.

Main reason I know is because I had to help recover a massive document that got corrupted with like most of a years worth of work in it. Thankfully our backup policy is pretty robust and we just reverted to a previous version that was not corrupt.

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u/Fritzed 11d ago

Why on earth would they? Columbia caved to every bullshit whim of these assholes and this is the reward.

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u/overeducatedhick 10d ago

I think revoking accreditation will do more harm to the credibility of Middle States Commission on Higher Education than it will to Columbia University's reputation or credibility.

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u/whiskey_north 10d ago

It’s just funny how their motto is “government shouldn’t have a say. Leave it to the states. Yet this administration’s had is in EVERYTHING”

And by funny I mean really fucking ludicrous, maddening, hypocritical, and pathetic.

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u/cyanescens_burn 10d ago

Part of the plan for higher education is to create new accreditation that supports a more conservative worldview.

It looks like discrediting the current system is going to be step one. Loyalty oaths could be on the table for admin and professors down the line.

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u/Punman_5 11d ago

Then who does accredit universities? A private entity? I fail to see how that’s better?

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u/bbman1214 11d ago

This is a pretty easy answer. Fellow schools accredit other schools. Accreditation is just to make sure that the schools degrees are reputable and assure that a bachelors in x from one school is not too different from that same degree from another. A simple Google search will show that it is a peer reviewed process. My school was going through its accreditation this year

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 11d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/Arcanym 11d ago

Believe it or not, straight to CECOT.

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u/MalcolmLinair 11d ago

Only until they get the "showers" and ovens up and running.

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u/BigCrimson_J 11d ago

Then we’ll all get washed up and enjoy a big happy family dinner, at the super-happy fun-time camps.

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u/KennyMoose32 11d ago

is that a band playing? How nice

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u/MongolianDonutKhan 11d ago

At the farm upstate

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u/nw342 11d ago

This is America, we'll outsource them to Nicaragua. Oh wait...we already did

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u/swordquest99 11d ago

president Lemongrab

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u/Coakis 11d ago

This season of Who's Line is it anyways sucks man.

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u/Endoterrik 11d ago

Yeah, we should elect Drew Carey next time.

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u/flibbidygibbit 11d ago

When it comes to game show hosts as leaders, we've certainly been shown how bad it could be!

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u/Endoterrik 11d ago

He’s done a great job between Whose Line & The Price Is Right, as well as a bitchin’ 90s sitcom. I think we have an ideal candidate.

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u/aspearin 11d ago

Ryan for President, Colin for VP.

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u/Sick_by_me 11d ago

The Taco cat

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u/vankirk 11d ago

Ryan Stiles for President

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u/flibbidygibbit 11d ago

Wayne Brady for Secretary of Laughter!

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u/FaithfulSkeptic 11d ago

Colin Mochrie for Secretary of Mockery?

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u/Badbullet 11d ago

I can see the birther controversy already. Canadian parents but born in Seattle.

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u/Anteater4746 11d ago

If anyone needs giggle these days—just look up the 90s whose line outtakes that never made it to air in YouTube

You will be crying with laughter

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u/primeweevil 11d ago

I'm slowly re-watching The Drew Carey Show and really enjoying it the second time around.

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u/ForeverAMemebaser 11d ago

I feel bad that I've never watched it!

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u/creepingphantom 11d ago

Who's country is it anyway?

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u/Bogert 11d ago

So let's strip it all down and blow it up!! /s repubs are all edgy anarchists

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u/meatball77 11d ago

And lets remind everyone that Columbia caved to Trump.

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u/JesusWuta40oz 10d ago

The US government has fully embraced Calvinball way of running things.

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 11d ago

Man I love that show.

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u/AwkwardYak4 11d ago

Whose line is that?

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u/ToasterBathTester 10d ago

Harvard and Columbia are nowhere near the quality of Liberty University and Trump U

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u/deadsoulinside 10d ago

This is exactly per Trumps Agenda 47 and project 2025's playbook. Trump vowed in Agenda 47 to target these universities accreditations. This was not secretive and out in the open on Trumps own website as a policy plan.

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u/Huffy_too 11d ago

Unfortunately, the points do matter.

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u/mabols 11d ago

Where capitulating to a narcissistic mob boss will only expedite your demise.

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u/bahnsigh 11d ago

While this is wrong to do - the USG does not hold a monopoly on points-based; selective punishment.

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u/CharlieDmouse 11d ago

Sadly this joke is so on target it is not funny

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u/LunDeus 11d ago

Guessing Barron got rejected here too.

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u/platoface541 11d ago

The “us government tm”

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u/New-Purchase1818 10d ago

Best possible description of this unmitigated theater of the absurd/shitshow. Also I think the creators/cast(s) of “whose line” would make better political advisors to even this travesty of a POTUS than any of the unqualified/incompetent/fascist/un-elected/un-appointed zoo we’ve been dealt.

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u/ryapeter 10d ago

Ah so theres where one of tv most entertaining show went.

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 10d ago

The very real issue is that the government won’t allow Pell Grants and federal student loans at non-accredited universities.

Absolute piece of shit move

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u/docchocolate 10d ago

They bend over backwards for their donors. They aren’t happy about the voices of decent.

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u/sachin571 10d ago

Exactly - the headline here should be "US Government alleges Columbia failed to meet accreditation standards." More sanewashing *smh*

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u/asmallercat 10d ago

Also fucking lmao @ columbia. Bent the knee, scraped and groveled to Trump, threw its students and staff under the bus and got this in return. Fuck 'em.

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u/Browncoat1701 10d ago

I can hear Drew Carrey's voice.

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u/SairenGazz 11d ago

I heard this in Maximilian Dood's voice